A MUST READ FOR AFRICANS: “You Lazy (Intellectual) African Scum!”

January 25, 2012

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I got an email from my very dear brother Usman. It was titled “You Lazy (Intellectual) African Scum!” I had to read it……read on and be shocked? or Motivated. I advice you though, it’s not for the faint hearted… So I got this in my email this morning… They call the Third World the lazy… [Read more…]

SCARFF: Thinking about your Goals

January 20, 2012

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“Why should I waste my time thinking about what to do, when I can go and do it?” Does that sound familiar to you? We have all said this to ourselves at one point or the other, to justify how busy we are. This may suggest that goals are not that important, and then I… [Read more…]

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MUST WATCH VIDEO: Occupy Nigeria Protestants led by Mr SHOWORE OMOYELE shut down Town Hall meeting with Minister of State at the Grand Hyatt hotel, New York, NY.

January 20, 2012

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Occupy Nigeria Protestants  led by Mr SHOWORE OMOYELE shut down Town Hall meeting with Minister of State at the Grand Hyatt hotel, New York, NY.

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Nasir El-Rufai: Broke Country, Expensive Leaders – Budget 2012

January 20, 2012

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Within the budget of the State House is a proposal to buy two brand new, bullet-proof Mercedes Benz 600E cars for the presidency at about $1 million each. I guess since our two topmen are getting new cars, it makes sense for them to have an additional new aircraft as well – but in a… [Read more…]

PHOTO OF ACCIDENT CAR…..RMD is Alive

January 18, 2012

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The popular Nollywood actor Richard Mofe-Damijo was involved in a motor accident and was believed dead. He refuted news of his death in a BlackBerry Message to his friends. Below is the BBM: Hi my name is Richard Mofe-Damijo and contrary to d rumours yesterday that I was in a coma, unconscious n even dead,… [Read more…]

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“It is not in our DNA to fight and die for our nation. It is not in our DNA to refuse a carrot offered”

January 17, 2012

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It is not in our DNA to fight and die for our nation. It is not in our DNA to refuse a carrot offered….Jide Salu Dying at home and dying on the street are two different versions of dying. I agree with Tunde Bakare. Fellow Nigerians, I believed other nations were rooting for us, a… [Read more…]

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PRESS CONFERENCE BY SAVE NIGERIA GROUP

January 17, 2012

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NEVER AGAIN!   TEXT OF A PRESS CONFERENCE BY SNG AND ALLIES ON THE CITIZENS ACTION AGAINST CORRUPTION AND BAD GOVERNANCE   TUESDAY 17TH JANUARY, 2012 AT THE SNG SECRETARIAT.   Gentlemen of the Press, Distinguished Ladies and Gentlemen,   (1 minute silence in honour of all our fallen heroes, past and present)   The general… [Read more…]

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NLC break hearts of Nigeria on Martin Luther King’s Day

January 16, 2012

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On a day the world celebrates with America, our very own activists’ negotiated Nigeria out of attaining its FREEDOM from the corrupt Oil Cabals. It wasn’t supposed to be about removal of subsidy alone, there is that other small matter of corruption as well which this term of union leaders, un-behalf of this generation had… [Read more…]

TWEETS from Soyinka: Prof Wole Soyinka accuses NLC of N250m bribe

January 16, 2012

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  “It was very obvious from d onset that nothing good was gonna come out of NLC. I’ve been convinced that they did collect d N250mill bribe!” Prof_Soyinka Enlightened One  NIGERIA: A country where d govt compensates d families of a dead leader of a terrorist sect to d tune of millions! #occupyNigeria Prof_Soyinka Enlightened One  What a… [Read more…]

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I TOLD YOU TO LOOK CLOSELY AT THAT PHOTO. NOW LOOK AGAIN AS NLC SUSPENDS STRIKE.

January 16, 2012

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Press Release Suspension Of Strikes And Mass Protests Against Hike In Fuel Prices  In the past eight days through strikes, mass rallies, shutdown, debates and street protests, Nigerians demonstrated clearly that they cannot be taken for granted and that sovereignty belongs to them. In the last twenty four hours, the Labour Movement and its allies… [Read more…]

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Welcome to my World

November 12, 2008

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Hello Reader. Welcome to my blog. This blog will serve as my personal diary which I have chosen to share with you. It will detail my personal experiences here in Nigeria, Africa. I moved back a few months ago (from the United Kingdom, after 19 years of unforced leave) to work with a visionary property… [Read more…]

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Rosa sat..

November 14, 2008

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Rosa sat So that Martin can stand. Martin stood, So that Obama can run. Obama ran, So that                 You and our Children can fly.  

Not just an American Dream

November 14, 2008

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Barack Obama has just been crushed in his bid for congress. His credit card was rejected at the car rental. In 2000, he could not get a pass to attend the Democratic convention, so he ended up watching most of the speeches on TV monitors in the arena. And he decided to go home early.… [Read more…]

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November 17, 2008

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Olu Alake (Snatch)

November 17, 2008

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My man snatch, Look we need to put our thinking filas on and put something together. Yes, I saw your comments and thanks for that “Jay-Z” info. I know that talents and minds such as yours are desperately required on this side of the equation. I am not saying, all is rosy, but you will get a… [Read more…]

My Grand Uncle, Pa Dr. Lawrence Omole, a Giant amongst Giants dies.

November 20, 2008

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Today: 20th November 2008. My sincere apologies for having not told you that I would be away for a couple of days. I had to travel 416 kilometres to a town called Ilesa in Osun State of Nigeria, for a funeral of PA Dr. LEWRENCE OMOLE. He died 8.30am on Friday (14th November) morning in… [Read more…]

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Protected: The Assassination of a rat!!!

November 21, 2008

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Protected: One day,

November 21, 2008

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Protected: 25th November to 25th December – the Countdown begins to Christmas, as Isa travels 1680km to Maiduguri

November 25, 2008

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Protected: Not enough money to relocate

November 25, 2008

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Nigeria is R O C K I N G, as J T Taylor danced, Sunborn Yacht docked, Chris Gardner spoke and Dai Lama will philosophise.

November 26, 2008

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Today:  26th November 2008. (1055 words) Many have wondered about the extent of my love for my country Nigeria. I really can’t explain it, the very same reasons how I can’t explain my love for my wife (even though she often says I don’t profess it enough). I just love Nigeria; I love it with… [Read more…]

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Protected: “Yes we can” with one car and two functions.

November 27, 2008

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Protected: “What were we up to this time last year?”

December 1, 2008

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Facing the book?

December 2, 2008

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Today: 2nd December 2008. (1018 words) I dare you to trivialise the power of the internet. The power is awesome. What “we take for granted to help us share information around the world has become a staple in our cultural diet” says the Denver business journal. This publication went on to acknowledge Vint Cerf, one… [Read more…]

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Protected: “How is Yesuf”?

December 3, 2008

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December 4, 2008

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The Obama Prayer Warriors…

December 4, 2008

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  My friend Dele Adenaike sent me the above photograph of the President-Elect praying to God Almighty. I found it fascinating, hence the posting.

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Haruna Ilerika dies…

December 5, 2008

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Today:  5th December 2008. (490 words) One of Nigerians best known footballers in the 70s, Haruna Ilerika has died. He was 69 years of age. It was a coincidence that I hadn’t heard of Haruna’s name for almost 25 years until 3 days ago when his name was mentioned on the Rhythm FM radio station.… [Read more…]

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Protected: Tips (11-20) You cannot run or hide away from challenges in Nigeria.

December 5, 2008

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Protected: Nigeria and its Holidays…

December 11, 2008

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December 12, 2008

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December 15, 2008

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Protected: Friends and ‘Friends’

December 16, 2008

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Chatting with Olu Alake (Snatch)

December 16, 2008

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Today:  15th December 2008. (1157 words) Olu: Chief Jyde! Olu ….. is online. Babajide: Snatch r u still there? Olu: Yes sir! Babajide: Snatch my man how r u doing? busy busy I guess? r u still with me? You guys can no longer blame Nigeria for providing a slow internet band width Olu: hey boss,… [Read more…]

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Protected: Still busy at work.

December 17, 2008

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Protected: The audacity of Rebeca.

December 19, 2008

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Protected: The Nigerian habits

December 19, 2008

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Tips – (1-10) Saving pennies.

December 19, 2008

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Benjamin Franklin had said it all, “a penny saved is a penny earned”. My tips today should provide you with ways on how to avoid wasting your hard earned money. Here we go; 1.      Take time to buy originals. Avoid imitators right from the word go. If you do not have enough to cover the… [Read more…]

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The Ovation RED Carol

December 22, 2008

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  Today:  22nd December 2008. (789 words) Wow! It is 3 days to Christmas, so my children countdown. It is buzzing here in Nigeria. My children cannot make of what Christmas is going to be like in Nigeria. One thing is sure as gold. No unwrapping of hundreds of Christmas gifts as was the expensive norm… [Read more…]

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“I wish you a Merry Christmas”.

December 23, 2008

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  Today:  23rd December 2008. (570 words) I wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year. I pray you walk in the path God Almighty has designed for you from your birth in Jesus mighty name. Amen. It has been an eventful and ground breaking year for me. How about you? Globally speaking, occurrences… [Read more…]

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Protected: “Wow, it’s gone”.

December 30, 2008

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Do You Still Want To Come To The UK?

December 30, 2008

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Written by Yusuf Danesi  – courtesy of http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com Tuesday, 23 December 2008  Dear Patriot, It is disheartening that Nigeria continues to be an enigma, in spite of the unrivalled exposure of its leaders. Why is the EFCC suddenly on the trail of Nasir El-Rufai? You bet nothing significant will result from the much orchestrated sleaze… [Read more…]

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The Ovation Red Carol report.

December 31, 2008

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Today:  31st December 2008. (1205 words) I was at the MUSON centre, Onikan, Lagos, Nigeria on Tuesday 23rd December to attend the Ovation Red Carol and believe me, it seems like ages ago. How time really does fly. The publisher of the incredibly successful publication of Ovation Magazine, Chief Dele Momodu, and a hard working proud… [Read more…]

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Protected: “The Ride”

January 2, 2009

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“Just say Amen”

January 5, 2009

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Thank you Bayo Olomodosi for sending me the outlined prayers below. As I have published this to wish my many readers the same as I wish myself.   JUST SAY AMEN….   In 2009, Because of you, your family will not know poverty. You will go in and out of your house in peace… Violence and… [Read more…]

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Protected: “The Journey has begun”

January 6, 2009

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Protected: “How times have changed”

January 7, 2009

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Protected: Nigerian phraseology!

January 8, 2009

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Protected: What a laugh!

January 9, 2009

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Protected: Breaking news!

January 9, 2009

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Protected: “We now have a blessing”!

January 12, 2009

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Protected: “Can you just believe it?”!

January 13, 2009

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Protected: Blessing’s Body Odour!

January 14, 2009

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“Why I blog about Africa?” – my response.

January 14, 2009

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Why I Blog about Africa? What a wonderful question. I will have to rephrase this question. This is to enable me  go a little bit further than the demands of the question. I would simply ask; “Why do I Brag about Africa?”. Having spent quite a bit of my teenage as well as some adult… [Read more…]

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January 15, 2009

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Protected: Hey, President Clinton was in town.

January 16, 2009

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January 19, 2009

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“Anything is possible”

January 19, 2009

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  Today: 19th January 2009 1646 words There is so much happening in my head right now.New maid. Obama’s letter to her daughters. So much popping in my head. Now where do I start….. We now have a new maid called ‘Blessing’ – I am putting together a piece called “Maids Tale” – I tell… [Read more…]

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“012009 – THE CORONATION”

January 20, 2009

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  Today: 20th January 2009 1039 words 012009/200109, the algebraic numbers, signify a date that will forever be engraved on the stones of history. My personal thoughts today are to recognise and dedicate today -012009 to the ‘Coronation’ of President Obama. It has been long coming. My excitement holds no bound. I am completely elated… [Read more…]

President Obama’s inaugural address.

January 21, 2009

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2397 Words ___ My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition. Forty-four Americans have… [Read more…]

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The Day After Yesterday.

January 21, 2009

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  Today: 21st January 2009 1289 words THE DAY HISTORY WAS MADE. I am exhausted. Very, exhausted. The ‘elect’ tag has finally been detached from the President’s insignia. So correct me if I am wrong, we now have President H (conveniently unpronounced ‘Hussein’) Barack Obama. Thank God. By 12 noon, Yesterday, Eastern time, according to… [Read more…]

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Protected: That Pause or Nerve?

January 21, 2009

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Protected: Why the breakdown this day?

January 22, 2009

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Protected: “…..I had no choice but to jump onto the back of the Okada…..”

January 23, 2009

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Protected: “…It is Lagos, Nigeria and it is Colddddddddd”

January 26, 2009

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Protected: School now closes at 5pm + Saturday classes

January 27, 2009

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What a Genius – Alpha Inventions.com….

January 28, 2009

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Today: 28th January 2009 1414 words A dear friend of mine, more of a mentor I would say, as I always pick his brains more so than he does mine, was in town. There was no point in Muyi- my driver, picking me up after he had completed the school runs. So I promptly informed… [Read more…]

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January 29, 2009

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Protected: Thank God it is Friday?

January 30, 2009

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WARNING!!!

February 2, 2009

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Today: 2nd February 2009 I was sent an email (as posted below) by a friend and I thought it was just an appropriate way to start a Monday, have a good laugh. TO:            ALL BLACK PEOPLE FROM:       YOU KNOW!! RE:             NAMING… [Read more…]

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234NEXT.com….pride of Nigeria!

February 2, 2009

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  Today: 2nd February 2009 1031 words I was at Ayo Olunloyo’s thanks giving service held at the Church of Resurrection 1004 on Saturday. I went with wifey and the children.  After the service to mark a significant year in her life, we all proceeded to Gourmet Plaza on Samuel Manuwa, a stone throw from… [Read more…]

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Protected: A mêlée of views amongst two heavy weight friends! – Round 1.

February 3, 2009

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FACEBOOK!!!

February 4, 2009

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   Today: 4th February 2009 1923 words 5 years ago today, a Harvard student thinker by the name Mark Zuckerberg, born May 14, 1984, launched an idea that was set to revolutionize the whole concept of reunion. This 24 year old American, who held on to the belief that nothing is impossible, just as Obama… [Read more…]

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“By just doing your bit…..”

February 5, 2009

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Today: 4th February 2009 706 words President John F. Kennedy once said “Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.” What kinds of things do you think Kennedy had in mind when he was referring to what citizens could do for their country? I did promise… [Read more…]

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“On a lighter note…..”

February 6, 2009

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Today: 6th February 2009 934 words The Boys’ Dialogue What you are about to read below is a dialogue which took place yesterday at home: Boys: Hello Daddy! Dad: Hello Prof. Hello Oba. How are you guys today? Boys: Fine (a chorus) Dad: How was school today and your tests? Prof: It was fine (Oba… [Read more…]

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February 9, 2009

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Protected: “ A weekend of ‘grace’……….Part 2 ”

February 10, 2009

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Protected: “D Valentine Craze……….”

February 11, 2009

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Protected: “Yes, its D-Valentine Craze……….”

February 12, 2009

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On a lighter note – Vol 2

February 13, 2009

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                      Publicity: Courtesy of www.alphainventions.com   Today: 13th February 2009 1220 words Sex gauge Tomorrow is the remembrance of the death of Saint Val. A lot of proposals would take place. There will be disappointments as well. From ladies who had expected certain men to propose or to… [Read more…]

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February 16, 2009

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…..and Michael Jackson’s brother planning a ‘slavery theme park’. And why the fffing not?

February 17, 2009

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                           Publicity: Courtesy of www.alphainventions.com  Today: 17th February 2009 907 words So what exactly is the matter?   This is exactly the sort of subtle demeaning caressing that the British press engage in. You see, the amount of brainwashing that has gone on for centuries is… [Read more…]

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Protected: ‘…..talking boyfriends with daughter’

February 18, 2009

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Protected: “24 with Grace”

February 19, 2009

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On a Lighter Note – Vol 3

February 20, 2009

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                           Publicity: Courtesy of www.alphainventions.com   On a lighter note – Vol 3   Today: 20th February 2009 964 words It’s Friday. It’s another opportunity to share with you some stuff I consider funny. Don’t you go laughing at me if you do not find any… [Read more…]

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February 23, 2009

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February 24, 2009

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A diplomatic scam!

February 25, 2009

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                             Publicity: Courtesy of www.alphainventions.com “I misplaced my wallet on my way to the hotel where my money and other valuable things were kept. I would like you to assist me with a soft loan urgently to settle my hotel bills and get myself back… [Read more…]

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Protected: MY TIPS (21 -30)

February 27, 2009

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Are you aware its Lent? …and so?

February 26, 2009

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 1026 words                Are you aware its Lent? …and so? “In the English language, the special season before Easter is called ‘Lent’.  The word comes from the ‘lengthening’ of daylight hours as we progress from the darkness of winter to the new light of spring.“ The statement above was made by Dr… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 4

February 27, 2009

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BREAKING NEWS: “We now have a Mercy” – (From Rebecca to Blessing, then Grace, and for 24hours Joy and now Mercy. What is going on?) Find out on Monday   ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… WIFE’S DIARY – Sunday night.    I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have coffee.… [Read more…]

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March 2, 2009

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Murtala Mohammed International airport – no buzz

March 3, 2009

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                             Publicity: Courtesy of www.alphainventions.com   An Apology The first thing I ought to do this morning is to apologise for the disappearance of Monday’s entry. This was due to some technological misdemeanour. It was totally out of my control and as I write, it… [Read more…]

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Protected: “….so as I was saying”

March 4, 2009

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Protected: My 100th entry

March 5, 2009

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 5

March 6, 2009

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The attorney and the witness   ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?   WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget?  Can you give us an example of something you forgot?  ____________________________________  ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when… [Read more…]

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Warren Buffet’s 10 tips for 2009

March 9, 2009

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Hello,  sORRY, I am away on a holiday today, and I have promised that I will not venture near the computer/laptop/whatever on any public holiday in Nigeria.  I decided to leave you with words of wisdom by a very good friend of mine. Some of you might have heard of him, many might never have,… [Read more…]

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The Deluge of Diasporas

March 10, 2009

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  Ade Bakare Wifey and I were invited to the 2nd Young Designers Creative Competition organised by one of Nigeria’s most recognised and successful top designers, Ade Bakare. Held Saturday, 7th March at the new Federal Palace Hotel, the show with a N10, 000 ticket price attracted a host of celebrities and fashion exhibitionists.  The… [Read more…]

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Protected: When it rains, my neighbour’s car wails….

March 11, 2009

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…and some pomo, edo, shaki, pokoto

March 12, 2009

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                           Publicity: Courtesy of www.alphainventions.com  Mobile artisan….. Did I tell you all about the lady that came to plat Toyin’s hair last week? Toyin is a dear friend who came visiting Nigeria after almost 19 years. You have to look out for an exclusive report on… [Read more…]

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On a lighter note – Vol 6

March 13, 2009

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  Hello everyone, this is a letter recently received by the Virgin Atlantic customer complaints team and is currently being hailed as possibly the funniest customer complaint letter ever. The Virgin Atlantic press officewas called and they confirmed they received the letter and that Richard Branson himself called the author to thank him for the feedback.… [Read more…]

Protected: A week so special…..part 1

March 16, 2009

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An Interview with Toyin: A week so special – Part 2

March 17, 2009

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Our dear friend Toyin was in Town, a week ago! How time flies! Or was it two weeks? Anyway, you see T, we miss you already, especially at the dining table. I told her that she would be a perfect candidate to ask a few questions about the new Nigeria. After 18 years of being… [Read more…]

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Protected: A Chat with Daughter: A week so special – part 3

March 18, 2009

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Protected: The boys had something to say : A week so special -part 4

March 19, 2009

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Oh Thank You – random thought

March 20, 2009

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Oh thank you   Oh I know I may not be anything to you   Nothing special,     An ordinary voice, a lone writer,   But I know I am something to you.   You are not a time waster,   You do not are a master planner   Every beat of the second… [Read more…]

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On a lighter note – Vol 7

March 20, 2009

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  During school hours one day, a teacher was teaching the students spellings. This conversation ensued between him and one of his students. Teacher: Kola, spell plantain Kola: Kwhish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one? Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain! Kola: Teasha, If you fly the lipe one na… [Read more…]

A Week So Special with Bumight and Naijadude – Part 5

March 23, 2009

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  Bumight celebrates with JSD      How do I describe Bumight  a fellow blogger? I have never met her, well I have in a way, in cyberspace. I know that she is a medical student based in America. She started blogging since July 2007. She is Bumight the writer and the title of her… [Read more…]

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Protected: Wifey Is On Next ……..A Week So Special – Part 6

March 24, 2009

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Protected: An interview with Wifey……

March 25, 2009

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An interview with Wifey ….conclusion

March 26, 2009

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JSD: How has Nigeria been for you so far? Wifey: Good I would say, although my kids surprisingly settled faster than I thought they would and better than me (even though they’ve never been till we came and I was born & bred in Nijar till 16yrs ago). Imagine that! That’s the amazing effect Nijar… [Read more…]

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BREAKING NEWS…

March 26, 2009

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……by text   Wifey: got home 2 find out Ibrahim killed a black cobra in our BQ this morning. Saw it, its massive. X   Jide: I NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT PLEASE. MAKE SURE IT IS NOT ROASTED. X   …which I did guys. All shall be revealed tomorrow.

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Protected: Snake in the bq….

March 26, 2009

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On a Lighter Note – Vol 8

March 27, 2009

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 8 ….on a lighter note, when I got the breaking news text message from wifey, my immediate thought was “Thank GOD” nobody was hurt. I tell you, this could have been fatal! Where on earth would I start to hunt for a snake venom? What type of snake is… [Read more…]

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Crying for Naira…

March 30, 2009

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Crying for a living….. It has really been quite a while. I had missed writing directly, oh yes, the blog was on, courtesy of guests bloggers and cyber friends and interviews. I must say it had been a lovely two weeks almost rudely interrupted by the Black Cobra BQ intrusion incident. By the way, just… [Read more…]

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“Happy Easter in advance…”

March 31, 2009

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Dollar gets the blame…..   “Happy Easter in advance” The festive weather never gets out of season, no pun, in Nigeria. No sooner have you concluded the Christmas celebrations, another occasion will beckon, and Nigerians love it. Anything that will make them jolly and assist in living up to the reputation as one of the… [Read more…]

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Today is 1st of April!!!

April 1, 2009

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April fool, in Nigeria? No way!!!   For April fool from the outside, it appears farfetched, but in Nigeria everyday may seem like 1st of April. I can tell you, no one would fall for any prank because they might probably have experienced it. Nigeria is a country so rich in everything, and this includes… [Read more…]

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A Governor’s secret…..

April 2, 2009

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A Governor’s secret…..   A couple of weeks ago, I was in the company of the secretary of state to Lagos State, the number 3 most powerful leader in Nigeria’s commercial capital, Princess Adenrele Adeniran Ogunsanya, a youthful looking lady whose personality shines like the effective Governor of the state Babatunde Raji Fashola. Amongst other eminent… [Read more…]

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On a Lighter Note – Vol 9

April 3, 2009

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Hello, every one, it’s that time of the week when everyone is winding down and getting ready to ‘chill’ one way or the other. We commemorate the week winding down with a special titled “On a Lighter note”. The whole point is to laugh and get you in the weekend mood.   Dr. Alh. Eng.… [Read more…]

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The Noise….

April 6, 2009

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 As I tap away, the noise that ricochets through the window is deafening. No, it is not the noise from tapping the keyboards, it certainly isn’t my heart beat making it so uncomfortable to lie down. Believe it or not, it is the generator, not from my neighbours but the squatters in my neighbour’s uncompleted… [Read more…]

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The Whisperer

April 7, 2009

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At the dining table….. At the dining table, ‘Governor’, my three year old son got up and declared that he was going to come round my side to whisper in my ears what happened at school today. Wifey was away in the kitchen, so she missed all the drama that ensued.   Of course, ‘Prof’s’… [Read more…]

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0ur 1selfish 2attitude…..

April 8, 2009

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0ur 1selfish 2attitude….. By the time you get to read the last word in today’s diary, you would understand why Nigeria as a nation and a people are where we are today. Most read my daily diary entries and are taken aback by the sheer energy I have in downloading my experiences. My mission has… [Read more…]

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Chelsea Lagos Dry Chill……..

April 9, 2009

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  At the end of the battle of the Premiership clubs in the Champions League game yesterday between Liverpool football club and London’s Chelsea watched by millions all over the world including the additional millions of devoted Nigerian football fans, somewhere in the suburbs of Lagos, Mafoluku in Oshodi, the excited Chelsea fans who witnessed… [Read more…]

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On a Lighter note – Vol 10

April 10, 2009

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  Hello, I promised and here it is…introducing part 2 of ‘Frapas’ by Dr Kola Munis ( for those that missed part 1, what date was it last Friday again? Click on the calendar) 1. People That Talk Too Loud & Too Much  ALWAYS TALKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS!! EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE… [Read more…]

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Protected: A different type of headache……..

April 14, 2009

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“I took 3…..”

April 15, 2009

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6-3-3-4 playing Education Field In my days (it makes me feel like I am an old child) going to school in Nigeria, it was such a straight forward education system that was adopted. The primary school formation was such that you are admitted into Pry 1 and are expected to pass through to Pry 6.… [Read more…]

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April 16, 2009

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“On A Deeper Note”

April 17, 2009

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“Shit”……on a deep note   Oh yes, it is unlike me to profess such Vulgarity. However while today is Friday, I have chosen to present you with “on a deeper note”.     I ask you to take a closer look at the photograph above. What do you see? What you see is not an… [Read more…]

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Mr Froggy’s visit….

April 20, 2009

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  Mr Froggy’s visit…. It was a loud scream that got the attention of everyone in the house. I was listening to Sky news….Wifey was busy somewhere in the room…..the boys and daughter have all retired to their respective rooms. However, upon hearing the thunderous noise that got our attention, we all ended up meeting… [Read more…]

The “Boyle” Phenomenon…….

April 21, 2009

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Even Oprah could not ignore her and Larry King, and the New York Post, the Times of in the UK and the influential Huffington post. She had a telephone interview with Fox News in New York from her four-bedroom council house in the former mining village of Blackburn, West Lothian, where she was born and… [Read more…]

“oh fuel………”

April 22, 2009

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  I will not and do not intend to bore you with the fuel scarcity palava that almost, just almost made it possible for me not to come to work today. A simple ridiculous situation has led to all this inconvenience. As I know it and understand it, the Lagos state government impounded 27 Oil… [Read more…]

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Eko o ni baje o…..

April 23, 2009

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“Eko o ni baje 0………” “And God said, let there be light; and there was light”. I did not make this up. This reference is in the book of all books – the Holy Bible. God, the supreme spirit, the maker of all things including the heaven and earth said this…. “Let thy be….” and… [Read more…]

On A Lighter Note – Volume 11

April 24, 2009

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It’s Friday… Hello guys, how time passes by. “On a Lighter Note is back this Friday”. Come on let us laugh and have some fun. Remember to pass on this link to many of your loved ones and share in the joy of sharing and laughing. God bless you all. And how about this; “When… [Read more…]

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Eyo ……..”

April 27, 2009

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Eyo festival was on Saturday 25th April. What can I say? Yes, I was there and I will tell you all about it in a minute. But before I do, let me take care of Sunday Nuggets, my summary of what I picked up from Gilgal Parish VGC of Redeem Christian Church, of which Pastor… [Read more…]

Wondering Mind….

April 28, 2009

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“Wondering mind or mind wondering? What came to mind a few minutes ago as I am yet to fill my diary today is to compile snippets of events that had occurred and are yet to be documented as well as thoughts and ideas as they wonder or travel through my mind? I thought, hhmmnn, that… [Read more…]

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“Wondering mind 2……..”

April 29, 2009

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Mrs. Ayoka Adebayo’s and her Historic Resignation Letter Yesterday morning, Mrs. Ayoka Adebayo the Resident Electoral Commissioner (REC) of INEC in Ekiti state, astounded Nigerians as she tendered her letter of resignation in Abuja. Her historic 103 worded historic letter informs the world that Nigeria is, albeit slowly, moving in the right direction. Mrs Adebayo… [Read more…]

Protected: “Half cooked….”

April 30, 2009

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 12

May 1, 2009

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I must not forget to say a BIG thank you to Dele Adenaike, Wayne Mansfield and Kola Munis for adding to today’s materials. The conclusion to Kola Munis’s Completely Random & Insignificant Little Things I Just HATE (3) is alos featured today…not too be missed. Today is Worker’s day and a Public Holiday. Have a… [Read more…]

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Protected: “5 days without….”

May 4, 2009

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“And on the 6th day……”

May 5, 2009

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“And on the 6th day……” As wifey’s email came through, all sorts of thoughts came gushing through my mind. She has had to cope with so much sacrificing and running the house. By the time I get home, all I see is some semblance of normalcy after a very hard day. I kid you not,… [Read more…]

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Protected: “Taking a breather…..”

May 6, 2009

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Hurray as Nigeria surpasses Hollywood as world’s second largest film producer…

May 7, 2009

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….as Nigeria surpasses Hollywood as world’s second largest film producer says the UN. Hi Guys, Who says people do not care. I did not post yesterday’s comments to solicit sympathy, but I was quite surprised by the few comments that came in urging me on. I am so grateful to LUSCIOUSRON, BLOGORATTI, MY, QMONEY and… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note….Vol 13

May 8, 2009

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Hello guys, it’s Friday and I have a special for you. Before I give you my treat, could I take this opportunity to say more thank you to the following people Bayo Dossy, Gerard and Layo for all your words of encouragement.  Guys, words are ever so powerful. I remind myself of the luck I… [Read more…]

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A blissful family

May 11, 2009

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  How blissful can it be when everything works and by everything, I mean the small necessities of life such as electricity. I, I mean we, the family, any sane person, gets a buzz, a sort of renewed vigour, when electricity is reconnected. It is amazing what it does to the psyche. You guys out… [Read more…]

Protected: In Nigeria, from NEPA power cut to Ronaldo, Richard Branson, the WheatBaker Hotel plus Kayode Fayemi and the MPs in UK…..

May 12, 2009

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Nigeria and its belief system, D’Banj and Kokolette, Huffingtonpost, ChangeThis.com and its Manifestos, plus Clement and Mercy….

May 13, 2009

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Nigeria is much more than what most critics, especially “my own people” in the diaspora think. I tell you. It is much more than fanciful words. I am almost tempted to say that, anyone who has not lived, never lived, currently does not live in Nigeria has NO RIGHT to write about its challenges. Come… [Read more…]

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Protected: Nigeria and its Mindset, Just 1 more point, JSD Poll, Don’t blame the President, plus a changed Mindset….

May 14, 2009

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 14

May 15, 2009

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“…but you could have!!” A Jamaican and his wife were travelling by car from Key West to Boston.  After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue, and they decided to stop for a rest.  They stopped at a nice hotel and took a room, but they only plan to sleep for… [Read more…]

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It’s called Mindset!!

May 16, 2009

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As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for… [Read more…]

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Nigeria, Obama, 15 Annoying Habits, Sunday Nuggets, “Drop Your Luggage”, Deliverance and Dubailand

May 18, 2009

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Today is Sunday and what a day. This is one day that wifey, the children and I look forward to albeit all for different reasons. For Wifey and I, the attraction is the word that comes forth from the pulpit. The biblical words slice open the scriptures in a manner that brings it to life.… [Read more…]

Protected: In Nigeria, 15 Annoying Habits, 9ja’s PRIDE, Re-branding website introduced and survival tips…

May 19, 2009

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In Nigeria, KEN SARO-WIWA’s famous last words…

May 20, 2009

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“Lord take my soul, but the struggle continues…”   “Next Wednesday, May 27th, a landmark trial will open in U.S. federal court in Manhattan at which Shell must finally answer to charges that it conspired with the Nigerian military to bring about the execution of the Ogoni Nine. It also faces charges of arming, financing, and transporting… [Read more…]

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Protected: In Nigeria, Ken Saro-Wiwa, Housemaids, Drivers, Gate keepers, Fuel Scarcity and life…

May 20, 2009

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In Nigeria,“ECLIPSE” – a book inspired by Ken Saro-Wiwa

May 21, 2009

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Patricia Cohen in The New York Times explored A Writer’s Violent End, and His Activist Legacy. “I had a surprising call this week,” the author Richard North Patterson told the audience that had gathered last weekend as part of the PEN World Voices Festival of International Literature. It was former President Bill Clinton. Mr. Patterson’s new novel,… [Read more…]

In Nigeria, Ken Saro-Wiwa inspired novel Eclipse, NSOU(No Sense of Urgency), neighbours, psychoanalysis and yet more annoying habits…

May 21, 2009

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Oh yes, how do I do it? Once inspired, there is no holding me back! Two posts for you to peruse today. My hope is that I am not over doing it! Ken Saro-Wiwa (KSW) is an icon that must never be forgotten. If Patricia Cohen of the New York Times, Bill Clinton, Novelist Richard… [Read more…]

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Aging – How to live life to the fullest

May 23, 2009

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George Carlin’s Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. “How old are you?” “I’m four and a half!” You’re never thirty-six and… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 15

May 22, 2009

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Hello, every one. It’sssssssssssssssss Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Please check out the YouTube clip out…the CUTEST FIRST COUPLE DANCE AT A NIGERIAN WEDDIING….get ready to be HAPPY!!!! WOULD YOU? Would you? Don’t answer until you have seen the pictures 1. Awesome Toilet  THIS LADY IS GETTING READY TO ENTER!!  This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston  : … [Read more…]

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In Nigeria, Ribadu at US Congress reflects on corruption in Nigeria, while Obama ….

May 24, 2009

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Do you know why President Obama may have chosen to visit Ghana ahead of  fabulously rich, giant of Africa Nigeria, the reasons may not be too far from what you are about to read below. Courtesy of my favourite Nigerian newspaper, NEXT. Incidentally Mal Nuhu Ribadu has joined the list of Nigerian whom we ought… [Read more…]

In Nigeria;”You are the best among us”……

May 25, 2009

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  The mind revolution has begun. The statement above was made by a fellow Governor of Plateau State, Jonh Jang. The transformation taking place in Lagos is there for all to see. Let me say it on JSD….at this going, we might be looking at a not too distant future PRESIDENT of NIGERIA. I quite… [Read more…]

In Nigeria, 2 years of Fashola, Sunday Nuggets, Democracy Day, Survival Sunday, Bacon Ecstasy, Hazard Light Season, Urination and Gas-Iron…

May 25, 2009

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This Friday, 29th of May is yet another bank, oh sorry, Public holiday in Nigeria. This time, millions of Nigerians will be thinking or not, of 10 years of uninterrupted civilian rule. Nigerian multi head of state, President Oluṣẹgun Ọbasanjọ had the privilege of leading this country for 11 years out of 47 years, back… [Read more…]

In Nigeria: Greatest Living Legend, Police Van, Boy’s Punishment and Family Quotes…

May 26, 2009

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Nigeria is a country that is unique in many ways. Why I was created a Nigerian is slowly beginning to unfold. I know that Nigeria is the only country in the world where you can survive not going to the cinema for a year. Nigeria is the only country on this planet where our leaders,… [Read more…]

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In Nigeria; Oh My God, Happy Birthday Lagos, Happy Children’s day and Laid Back Nigerians….

May 27, 2009

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I was busy working on my lap top late last night late last night into the early hours of this morning and in my room were the boys. It is a long story on how they came to camp in my room, but anyway, they were fast asleep and so was Wifey, who was spent,… [Read more…]

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In Nigeria; Celebration, Celebration and Celebration…..

May 28, 2009

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I know, I know, I know. I can tell you that there are a number of Nigerian soccer mad ManU fans that will not be as lively today. You needed to have witnessed the anticipation in the air yesterday amongst football lovers. You would have thought it was the FA cup final in Nigeria. But… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note….Volume 16

May 29, 2009

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JOB APPLICATION   I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997.  I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no mallied and no childish. My father is dead long time ago and my mother mary in… [Read more…]

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Protected: In Nigeria; Economic Shaking, not Meltdown in Sunday Nuggets…

June 1, 2009

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Protected: In Nigeria; The Neighbours……

June 2, 2009

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Protected: In Nigeria; ramblings yet again, but I am grateful….

June 3, 2009

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In Nigeria, “buying death with their money”, a must read…

June 4, 2009

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Buying Death with Money: The Prostitute as Assassin is a story that many would be surprised to read on JSD, a diary written by, as described by a friend, “an over enthusiastic” Nigerian commentator.   I may be, and I offer no apologies for it, however, I will be the first to point out the… [Read more…]

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WONDER and PONDER

June 5, 2009

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Living One Day At A Time Our lives are made up of a million moments, spent in a million different ways. Some are spent searching for love, peace, and harmony. Others are spent surviving day by day. But there is no greater moment than when we find that life, with all it’s joys and sorrows,… [Read more…]

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In Nigeria; Sunday Nuggets and Madonna’s adoption from Nigeria?

June 8, 2009

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Hello and how are you today? I am well and kicking and rearing to go! Over here in Nigeria, the week goes by in a twinkle of an eye. Or is it just me alone? All last week, I was a day behind for some reasons. The weekend is no different. So much happening and… [Read more…]

In Nigeria, the ultimate job advert you need to read to believe…

June 9, 2009

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Punch Newspapers. Wednesday, May 27th 2009 VACANCY ADMINISTRATION EXECUTIVE Female Our Client, divorced, in his late fifties, and from one of the Igbo-speaking Eastern States, is the Chief Executive of a REPUTABLE ORGANISATION BASED IN Lagos. He requires the services of Administration Executive (female), with the opportunity of progressing to the position of Executive Director.… [Read more…]

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In Nigeria; “don’t fall in love” plus 7 Love Quotes…

June 10, 2009

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I have always suspected that the emotional energy called ‘love’ is a very powerful force. On Monday, I posted my weekly Sunday nuggets, bible lessons that blessed me a great deal that I have chosen to share with you all. In one of the nuggets, Pastor Emeka Nwankwo of Gilgal parish VGC, Lagos touched on… [Read more…]

Protected: From Nigeria; Dear Brother and Sister in Diaspora…

June 11, 2009

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 16

June 12, 2009

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This is Jide Salu wishing you a restful weekend and thank you for stopping by. God bless you. You know what, I will love to read from you, so why not drop me a line, Okay. Have a good Laugh……. Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this… [Read more…]

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Nigeria; Africa, the Final Investing Forntier….

June 12, 2009

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I am almost tempted to say “I TOLD YOU SO” !!! Having said it , alright I have, there is still a lot of work to do. Remember my last ‘open letter to my younger siblings Bola and Gboyega two days ago, depressing Bobby Settin has said. Well, it will be and will get better.… [Read more…]

From Nigeria; Sunday Nuggets – “the best is yet to come”

June 15, 2009

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Sundays in Nigeria have become a reverent day. If a close family member or friend happens to find out I did not make church on a Sunday, it would be seen as sacrilegious. Honestly, as for me, wifey and my children, we believed that a relationship first and foremost needs to be developed with God… [Read more…]

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Protected: In Nigeria; 7 takes with the House Maid and ‘Monday’ the new driver’s ring tone…

June 16, 2009

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Protected: In Nigeria; 2 Maids, Male and Female in a room, English Language a Barrier + Rainy Season

June 17, 2009

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What makes Nigeria so so different?

June 18, 2009

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At precisely the time Gov.was to set off to beat bedtime deadline he announced to all, (just imagine a very confident 5 year old boy in a voice that will captivate any one) “God has just made me hungry” to which I immediately replied “God has told me to give you a smack if you… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 17

June 19, 2009

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In those days, it makes me sound so old, but seriously when was the last time you physically wrote a letter (not an email), an addressed letter with the intention to post to a loved one? In those days, I can remember writing as many as 25 pages at a sitting to wifey. Yes, 25… [Read more…]

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45 Life Lessons plus 5 Extra to Grow on

June 20, 2009

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By Regina Brett To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I’ve ever written. My odometer rolls over to 50 this week, so here’s an update: 1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3.… [Read more…]

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How many of us die unnoticed?

June 21, 2009

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I was very touched by this story from Regina Brett of cleveland.com Read and see what you make of it and how this could help shape your thoughts on neighbourhood and caring for others. by Regina Brett/Plain Dealer columnist The rent envelope sat outside Apartment 402 for days. Bob, who lives down the hall, saw… [Read more…]

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OALN-Vol 17 extra – In Nigeria, An American Hawks Gala on Lagos motorways …

June 19, 2009

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By Kazeem Ugbodaga Sean Alsilski, hawking gala at Ojota bus stop An American, Mr. Sean Alsilski, was seen hawking gala sausage rolls yesterday, at the Ojota area of Lagos state. He easily drew a large crowd as Lagosians laughed and wondered what could have made him to hawk gala in Lagos, and on a sunny day too.… [Read more…]

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In Nigeria; Sunday Nugget comes late and Imagine Pat Utomi….

June 23, 2009

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Sunday Nugget is coming to you a day late. I apologise for this. I will go straight into it. The message was delivered by Pastor Omo Korede, an inspiring speaker who got his theme from John 11, citing Jesus’ encounter with Lazarus who had been dead for 4 days and was shut up in the… [Read more…]

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In Nigeria; Life Pains As Russian Leader Medvedev Stops Over, While Obama Does Not As Industries Begin Relocation To Ghana….

June 25, 2009

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Have you ever thought of choosing death over pain that consumes you? Pain as it invades your thought and makes your fragile spirit and body ache with fatigue? Over here in Nigeria, I don’t know about where you are, the pain comes in various forms. Many of us go through life, passing through circumstances foreign… [Read more…]

On A SAD Note…..Michael Jackson’s last Picture

June 26, 2009

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Yes I am a Michael Jackson Fan. I have always been and will always appreciate the genius that was in him. He came and deposited on mother earth what God Almighty blessed him with. He definitely went beyond the norm and obviously paid the price but, hey, he was no other person than MJ. This… [Read more…]

From Nigeria; A season of Thunder Storms plus Sunday Nuggets and Friends from ‘Away’……

June 29, 2009

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In a country where Sunday is a special day, dedicated to Jesus, I can say that God has indeed saved us from been awash with flood. How it has not yet happened I really cannot say. I experienced one of the fiercest thunder storms I can say I have ever witnessed in my entire life.… [Read more…]

From Nigeria; JideSaluimages.com by popular requests…..

June 29, 2009

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Thank you to all those that have made enquiries about my photoblog – JIDESALUiMAGES. The honest truth is I under estimated the work load involved in managing two sites. It can be very challenging. Whilst I love the fact that I can capture so many stories on camera as they occur here in Nigeria, my… [Read more…]

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From Nigeria; “He does not know who Michael Jackson was plus A vote for an afriCAN…”

June 30, 2009

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On the day I sent wifey a text that both Michael Jackson and Farrar Fawcett had died, one of wifey’s catering staff was busy minding his own business in the kitchen downstairs. Wifey calmly descended the stairs, walked into the kitchen to break, what would probably be and hopefully be the breaking entertainment sad news… [Read more…]

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Nigerians? Happy People yet so Stupid! and Gullible!

June 30, 2009

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Could this assertion be really true? Read what Dr. Olusola Osineye had to say (rather lenghty but persevere to the end) and let me know what you think… The festival of life (FOL) is London’s equivalent of Holy Ghost night – the monthly gathering of Christians in Nigeria, irrespective of denominations, at the redeemed Christian… [Read more…]

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Nigeria: Iodine linked to Cancer, End of Month Electricity Gift plus Michael Jackson Phenomenon continues…..

July 1, 2009

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“Daddy, Daddy, something terrible happened at school today.” Concerned, without hesitation enquired what it could have been. “What is it Prof? Come on tell me!” “Daddy, while I was playing with my pen at school today, it accidentally pierced through my palm“ “Really”, I said. “Yes, and I had to see the nurse who told… [Read more…]

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Revealed in Nigeria; 69 NASTY unprintable thoughts of an “Expatriate” plus Expatriates Only Flats advertised.

July 2, 2009

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Sellwhale (selfish) and Greedy Religious but Fetish Tolerant but Cowardly Damn Expensive 10% Brilliant, 90% Daft 90% Illiterate, 100% Daft Posh neighbourhood overlooking shanties 4 wheel drive vehicles on roads, probably the highest in the world. Infra-structurally deficient Leaderless, except for the invisible few More pen critics than readers Officially Generator dependent country Shopping malls,… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 18

July 3, 2009

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Wetin u think? A man and his wife are in court getting a Divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.’ The judge turns to the husband… [Read more…]

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In Nigeria; Life, gratitude and Sunday Nuggets…..

July 6, 2009

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“Nigeria is like a subject – Social Sciences, Arts or Sciences, you have to pass in order to live a comfortable life.” It’s Monday and we thank God for yet another day. Sunday Nuggets Without philosophising, I think we really ought to be grateful for waking up to live and partake in another day’s activities.… [Read more…]

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From Nigeria; (AN ADDITION) My Birthday of 7/7, the significance of No. 7, MKO, Beckham…

July 7, 2009

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What is so special in the number 7? This number is usually equated with the idea of perfection. The number seven symbolizes God’s perfection, His sovereignty and holiness. God created earth – seven days. One seven-day week is a reminder of our creator and God blessed the seventh day, making it holy (Exodus 20:8-11). Also, the… [Read more…]

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Nigeria Mourns Michael Jackson with the World….

July 8, 2009

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It was my birthday and I knew that I would have to get home and spend some time with the family. My children always look forward to this time of the year. Dad’s birthday today followed by Mummy’s the next day. Did they really plan this coincidence? Not really! It is wifey’s birthday today by… [Read more…]

Breaking through the power barrier by Kanmi Iyanda

July 11, 2009

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I got an email (as pasted below) from a prolific author and blogger friend of mine by the name of  Kanmi Iyanda ( Castro). I  read his piece. Excellent stuff. Read below and kindly share your comments. Congrats Castro, don’t forget us mere mortal bloggers….. Subject: Next234 My Man Jide Some time ago, u were… [Read more…]

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From Nigeria; Wifey’s scribbles from the soul…….

July 12, 2009

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Last Saturday, Wifey’s idea of was a total lie in with a novel in hand. It was a welcome sight to see for a change I must say. I was also busy reading when out of the blues she handed me a piece of paper which she had scribbled on….. Here it is, unedited; “I… [Read more…]

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Ex-Nigerian President As Never Seen Before On – A Lighter Note – Volume 19

July 10, 2009

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Have a fantastic early weekend……

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From Nigeria; R. Kelly, Sunday Nuggets, ObamAfrica, 24 Hour Rain and my car…..

July 13, 2009

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I have being doing some thinking of late regarding JideSaluDiary (JSD). The very first entry in JSD was on the 12th of November 2008 making it a year in 4 months time. Some readers have asked me for my real name, not wanting to believe that an African and a Nigerian would want to reveal… [Read more…]

Obama speaks to Africa….

July 13, 2009

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Obama discusses governance, development and upcoming Ghana trip. (Begin transcript) THE WHITE HOUSE, Office of the Press Secretary, July 7, 2009 INTERVIEW OF THE PRESIDENT BY ALLAFRICA.COM QUESTION: We asked visitors to our site, AllAfrica.com, what they might be interested in with respect to your policy. And as you might imagine, the responses are everywhere:… [Read more…]

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From Nigeria; A Case of Getting Use To No Electricity…

July 14, 2009

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The reality is I am also fed up of telling you how bad the situation is with regards no electricity. Remember I mentioned that there was a flurry of activities from the power supplier towards the end of the month. Apparently, it was to give everyone the false impression that all was well and a… [Read more…]

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Nigeria; Beware of your tongue…….

July 15, 2009

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What is that purpose for which you were created for and the power of your tongue has requested it should be withdrawn? Has the power of your tongue uttered that which you did not understand? Have you ever articulated things too wonderful to be understood? What is really the purpose of me as a Nigerian… [Read more…]

From Nigeria; I Wonder; The Holiday Craze and Propofol, the killer drug?

July 16, 2009

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Summer is here, did it ever go away, I wondered? The Schools, most of them have either broken for holidays or will break by Friday. Thank God for that. It means the roads will be less busy. The few shopping malls we have will be packed. I can remember the Lakeside Shopping Centre in Essex.… [Read more…]

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20 Completely Random & Simple Questions I’d really Like Some Bright Spark to Answer

July 17, 2009

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My dear friend Kola Munis asked some of his friends some brainteasers. Can you help him out? Please if you can, kindly post your comments. Have a fantastic weekend and God bless you. 1. What are the functions of armpit and pubic hair, or even eyebrows? What’s the point? 2. How does one define/explain ‘Left’… [Read more…]

Exclusive: Also Heard In Nigeria, Michael Jackson’s Unreleased Song

July 17, 2009

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A previously unheard song by Michael Jackson has surfaced on the internet called A Place With No Name, it takes samples and takes it’s inspiration from the America song A Horse With No Name that was a hit in 1971. US gossip website TMZ have released the song on their site and say that Jacko got permission from… [Read more…]

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From Nigeria; Apollo 11 has just landed, 40 years ago today and Hurricane Chinedu

July 20, 2009

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11 top quotes from the mission that put man on the moon Today, 40 years ago, History was made by a country with a visionary leader and under taken by astronauts with guts that could create anything .Neil Armstrong and his fellow astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins made history and set the pace for… [Read more…]

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Nigeria and the “Light up” Campaign as Google arrives…..

July 21, 2009

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I doubt if any non Nigerian would ever, ever understand how on earth it has become impossible to provide regular electricity supply to citizens of the giant of Africa! Now there is an online campaign, as far as I am aware of, the campaign is everywhere but on the ground here in Nigeria. Passionately expressed… [Read more…]

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From Nigeria; Swine Flu caution by wifey and Africa’s Slumdog Millionaire…..

July 22, 2009

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We had watched and listened to the news on Sky news channel and it was time for the adverts to fill in during the commercial break when wifey and I gave each an “oh my God look” when we both spotted Claritin, a medication for Hay Fever been advertised. For those who are unfamiliar with… [Read more…]

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A Telephone call to God as Nigeria is ranked No.17 in table of failed states…….

July 23, 2009

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The Fund for peace this year has awarded Nigeria the unenviable 17th position in the ranking of failed states. A failed state for your information is that state that is most at risk of failure. The 12 indicators applied in determining the ranking include the following; Demographic Pressures, Refugees/IDPs, Group Grievance, Human Flight, Uneven Development,… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note – Vol 19

July 24, 2009

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By the way, Marlon Jackson is in NIGERIA. I could not confirm this yesterday hence, I resisted posting. However, my favourite online Nigerian newspaper, Next has the story. It is Friday, have a laugh on me… Have a fabulous weekend guys and God bless…..

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Nigeria; Forbes’ Femi Otedola sinking empire and his floating £12 million Yacht…….

July 27, 2009

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“When I was young and free and my imagination had no limits I dreamed of changing the world. As I grew older and wiser I discovered the world would not change, so I shortened my sights somewhat and decided to change only my country. Bu it too seemed immovable. As I grew into my twilight… [Read more…]

Nigeria; A Concoction of Misunderstanding…

July 28, 2009

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You need to see my delight when I discover that my objective of the blog is slowing being achieved. And what may that be, you ask? It was and still is to provide personal details of the true Nigeria as I live and experience it. For my diary to be a testimony of hope and… [Read more…]

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Nigeria in Flames? From War of the ‘Talibans’?….

July 29, 2009

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I am not insinuating in any form or manner that a portion of the Federal Republic of Nigeria is not facing a militant religious crisis, but I can categorically make this statement that Nigeria is not at war. Nigeria is not in flames. And Nigeria, as a whole is a safe country to visit. Now… [Read more…]

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BREAKING :Nigeria’s ‘Taliban’ Leader killed…..

July 31, 2009

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It has been reported that the leader of  Nigeria’s ‘Taliban’ group – Boko Haram, Mohammed Yesuf has been killed in a shootout while trying to escape.  The news was broken by the regional police assistant inspector-general, Moses Anegbode on Nigeria television. BBC’s Video link …and THE BEER SUMMIT A race row erupted involving a top respected… [Read more…]

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‘MeltDown’ GUCCI bags …

August 1, 2009

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Gucci Group, criticized by fashion journalists last year for risking its main brand’s cachet, made “less ostentatious” handbags ( really?) as shoppers demanded tamer styles in the recession, Chief Executive Officer Robert Polet said. Gucci’s new Pelham and Jackie “you need to see these economic”  handbags are “more subdued” than boom-year models, because consumers don’t like to flaunt… [Read more…]

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From Nigeria with Praises….

August 3, 2009

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There was no sermon at church on Sunday. For the sermon addicts, it must have been a disappointment for them. Why must it be sermon all the time? Pastor Emeka Nwankwo was not going to apologise for this day. It was a day for praising. A day to thank God for all that he had… [Read more…]

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Rest in Peace Samuel Okibe Ajayi…

August 4, 2009

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It is scary when you read of someone’s death. It gets even scarier when you get to hear of how death visited and took him away from us his old school mates and most importantly his dear family. Samuel Okibe Ajayi , who was my senior at Federal Government College Warri collapsed on the dance… [Read more…]

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Dear Hillary…..as text messages to Nigeria could take days ….

August 5, 2009

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Bayo Olomodosi, thank you once again for always keeping me abreast with developments as they unfold. This rather lengthy but amusing and thought provoking letter you sent me deserves to be seen by the rest of the world. Amusing it may seem, truthful it is. This is Nigeria Hillary will not be told of. I… [Read more…]

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A beautiful call from Portugal to Nigeria and my Drunken Barber….

August 6, 2009

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I was spent yesterday. Wifey was as well. Tell me again. We both were so tired that we could only stare at each other in the car with small chops ( oh sorry, small talk, I meant to say) to keep each other company. Monday my driver must have noticed that the happy go lucky… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 20

August 7, 2009

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Men are better friends Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment overnight. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that. Men: A husband was not at home for a whole… [Read more…]

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It was once Susan Boyle, it could be UNIQUE you next…

August 8, 2009

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It was Susan Boyle and why couldn’t be you next? Who says you don’t have it? Who says you can’t make it? Who says the talent is not there? Everyone has an audience. Yep! You read it well! Every single one of us, including me has an audience? Who would have thought an ordinary blog… [Read more…]

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Sunday Nuggets from Nigeria…..

August 10, 2009

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On Friday, I was at Glover road in Ikoyi, Lagos Nigeria to attend Samuel Ajayi Okibe’s Service of Songs hosted by Albert Okumagba of BGL. What a solemn occasion it turned out to be. I just could not be excited to see so many old mates I hadn’t seen in almost 27 years. My dear… [Read more…]

From Nigeria, as I was saying….

August 11, 2009

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So as I was saying on Thursday, I paid my barber (well, one of many) a visit to have a haircut. You see, I am not someone you would describe as being hairy – like the Olomodosi’s for example, those are my in-laws for your information. These guys, including Wifey are hairy mehn, and hairy… [Read more…]

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Oh my God, Jack!

August 12, 2009

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A dear friend of mind, a Pastor, Omasan Oritsesan sent me by email the story you are about to read. I opened and read and pondered on it. Don’t be impatient; I can assure you there is something in this story for you. Thanks to “Pastor O” and God bless. Guys, over to you…….. The… [Read more…]

Why Jide Salu will not run down Nigeria….

August 13, 2009

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Let me first commend Ms Mary Kanu for her candid opinion and write up and also thank Bayo Olomodosi for sending me this article. Ms Kanu, do you know why I will not run down Nigeria, it is for the same reasons that you have outlined. I will not lie as I will tell it… [Read more…]

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On A Crucial Note…

August 14, 2009

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I know it’ s Friday, but everyone should take 5 minutes to read this as it may save your life or love one’s life and that includes those in Nigeria for that matter. Because of recent abductions around the world, in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This… [Read more…]

Watched live from Nigeria, Usain “The” Bolt – Poetry in Motion plus Sunday Nuggets…..

August 17, 2009

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Did you see the 100 metres race last night? Where were you when “the” Bolt lit up the tracks yesterday evening at around 8:45 pm? A pity it wasn’t 9:58pm. Oh my God (OMG), did you just see how talent could never be covered up? This is a young Jamaican who many people are hoping… [Read more…]

From Nigeria: No Wahala….as Pete Edochie is freed and Bank CEOs are sacked.

August 18, 2009

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I need to watch the word count counter as I know that I may get carried away writing all that is going around me. Anyway, I am sure you will understand, no wahala. For those unfamiliar with the much used phrase “no wahala”, it simply means “no worries”. That’s it, no worries. And so it… [Read more…]

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Nigeria’s Distress….

August 19, 2009

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Wifey and I have being having a very interesting and healthy discussion on “contentment” and “ambition”. She vehemently holds onto the belief that there is a fine line between contentment and ambition. How can you be contented in want? How can a poor man be contented? She asks. My take is that contentment does not… [Read more…]

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Take the Test: How Nigerian are you? Plus is she a “he” or a “she”?

August 20, 2009

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When or if you do come across a Nigerian anywhere in the world, he or she always stands out. Why? There is a sort of arrogance that comes with being created a Nigerian? Rightfully so, with the amount and quality of resources the Almighty creator had made available to us as a nation. However, attached… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note…Volume 21

August 21, 2009

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when…. 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.… [Read more…]

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BLACK PEOPLE, PLEASE, READ AND HEED. POIGNANT!!!!

August 22, 2009

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When I got this e-mail from someone I truly respect, I knew it would be worth a good read. As always, I am a sucker for research. I just love to know just that tiny bit more. I will leave you in peace to read this self provoking piece. So I did some research. The… [Read more…]

A Sunday in Nigeria….

August 24, 2009

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“…oh, how I so wish I could store the beautiful voices of the Choir of Gilgal“, you would understand my elation when I was tempted to whisper to wifey that she should take advantage of the fact that Jesus was in the ‘house’ . Believe me, the way I felt. Right from the time I… [Read more…]

A Sunday in Nigeria….the conclusion

August 25, 2009

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“Let me leave you with this nugget – everything has a name. Give it a negative name and you get just that. Give it a positive name, and you get just that also. So if you do not like the name of something, change it. Why not change the name of that which does not… [Read more…]

Surviving Family Financial Hardship….

August 26, 2009

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Mayowa kindly passed on this article and I thought it was very appropriate considering the times we are in. Thank you so much Mayowa. I will urge you to read and digest the wisdom nuggets contained in it. Stay blessed. By Rachel Paxton My daughter is 18 years old this year, older than I was… [Read more…]

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A SEASON FOR A REASON…..

August 27, 2009

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The time we are in now is for a SEASON and for a REASON. The times we are in are dire. When I take a look to my right for consolation, there is none. When I struggle to move my neck to the left side, it gets scary. It is “hot” out here and I… [Read more…]

On A Lighter Note – Vol 22

August 28, 2009

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Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via… [Read more…]

Suffering!!!

August 29, 2009

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Let us ponder about suffering? If a little suffering hereon even makes us impatient, what will hell-fire do hereafter? Then we should consider that all tribulations suffered without patience will be pleasing to the upright and all iniquity closes its mouth. The wise that observe this will understand the favour of God – Psalm 107:42-43… [Read more…]

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Nigeria; A visit to Mega Plaza plus Sunday Nuggets…

August 31, 2009

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Hello everyone, I hope you had a restful weekend? I was at the Mega Plaza on Saturday to meet up with family. Believe it or not, Mega Plaza is a tower of shops. Simply put, it is a building occupied with shops with a working escalator is how I would describe it. The Plaza has… [Read more…]

What in the name is this?

September 1, 2009

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Bayo Olomodosi always gets the story that produces a debate. Yet again, he has done it with the story below. What in the name is that? What is really happening to the world this century? A Mobile Phone Gun which is sure to affect how terrorists operate, hinder the movement of celebrities and political leaders.… [Read more…]

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Digging Deep – Decisions, Decisions, Decisions….

September 2, 2009

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Decisions, Decisions, Decisions They cannot be avoided They are seeds planted on a daily basis Decision are not discriminatory neither are they biased Decisions do not favour gender Decisions do not wait for maturity You have to make A decision or someone will make it for you Decisions are executed millisecond by millisecond Putting these… [Read more…]

Top 7 Nigeria News plus Diasporas in Nigeria going back?…

September 3, 2009

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The global economic situation in the world has at last spilled over to Nigeria. How we were able to live in the hope that the wind will simply blow over us, I really don’t know. Most times and not sometimes, we live in false hope. The banks, we all know, well, let us say some… [Read more…]

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Just Photographers…On a lighter note – vol 23

September 4, 2009

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Pictures, they say speak louder than words. How true? Judge for your self and have a delightful weekend. God bless.

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Mean Mums and Dads

September 5, 2009

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Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mum told me: I loved you enough . . . to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to let you know that I found… [Read more…]

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Sunday Nuggets + Gani Fawehinmi is dead + Eagles failed to fly…..

September 7, 2009

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Let me take this opportunity to say a hearty congratulation to Yomi and Remi Olomodosi whose baby’s dedication was held on Sunday. There was no way I was going to miss rejoicing with them, hence my absence from my regular church – Gilgal. And that was how I found myself at another parish of Redeemed… [Read more…]

School runs begin….

September 8, 2009

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It depends on where you are living, school runs are back here in Nigeria. The slightly reduced traffic is no more as everyone is out earlier. Traffic is back and not so with a vengeance but it never really bothers me anymore as long as I am not late to work and to any appointment,… [Read more…]

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09/09/09 – and 9 note worthy facts…

September 9, 2009

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09-09-09 Hey, today is the 9th day of the 9th month in the year 09. What does it really mean? Does it really matter what it stands for? I remember I made a big fuss about 07/07/07, precisely 2 years ago. It happened to have fallen on my birthday. I remember there were so many… [Read more…]

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“Don’t you know who I am?” – A Nigerian phrase

September 10, 2009

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Could I take this opportunity to apologise to readers who have taken time to register their comments. I am sure you know I appreciate feedback. It helps me to gauge the mood of readers. Comments also act as a form of stimulant to writers such as myself. Any writer who pretends otherwise is a liar.… [Read more…]

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Round 1: Dele Momodu Vs Feyi Fawehinmi: The Hunter And His Antelope

September 12, 2009

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THE REJOINDER Dele Momodu; Please Up Your Game….Your Sh*t Is Weak!……by Feyi Fawehinmi Tuesday, September 1, 2009 at 9:46pm Firstly; I cannot begin to tell you how terribly upset I am that I wasted 10 minutes of my life this morning reading the utter tripe of an article you submitted to ThisDay as your column… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 24

September 11, 2009

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NEGRO PRAYER Back in the days of steam ships, only rich white people sailed at sea. One day while sailing, something suddenly happened to the ship. It was about to sink. Terrified, the white folks aboard didn’t know what to do. Someone suggested that they do what the Negroes did.. “Pray”. Unfortunately, no one knew… [Read more…]

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Capello’s Secret for Nigeria

September 13, 2009

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TELEGRAPH .co.uk (Sept 11, 2009) One candidate for the captaincy who would not look him in the eye. Two senior players who asked if they could go shopping. Two more who refused to come out of international retirement. And a squad with their confidence on the floor while a few egos still touched the ceiling.… [Read more…]

Sony PS3 slim ad kicks at Nigeria with 419 jive…Sunday Nuggets….Melting down with Guinness…He wants to be a Millionaire…White Man’s Hair…

September 14, 2009

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This could be the biggest news to have emanated from the office of the Minister for rebranding Nigeria – Prof Dora Akunyili otherwise known as the Minister of Information and Communication since the rebranding exercise was commissioned. Mega Company, Sony, played a fast one last week on all proud Nigerians world wide. They had a… [Read more…]

Drama in Nigeria as 3 and 5 year old boys were kidnapped for “ritual”…

September 15, 2009

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Kidnap incident as narrated to me. An exclusive report. On Friday 11th September (Oh yes Sept 11), at precisely 12 noon, the lives of two families were set to change for the rest of their lives. If they had never believed in anything, they would have to conjure up a mystical or heavenly being to… [Read more…]

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Cars without horns set to be introduced to Nigeria……

September 16, 2009

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….and you really think so? Try this one; Anyone caught urinating in Public would be sentenced to 6 months in jail All imported Generators are banned In future an ex-Governor cannot become a Senator Newly built houses must have access roads and electricity connection I can go on and on. What brought about this sarcasm?… [Read more…]

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Parents have dreams too…take care of them while you can….

September 20, 2009

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A simple man tells how his booking an air ticket for his father, his First flight, brought emotions and made him realize that how much we all Take for granted when it comes to our parents. My parents left for our native place on Thursday and we went to the Airport to see them off. In… [Read more…]

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Round 2: Dele Momodu Vs Feyi Fawehinmi: The Hunter And His Antelope…..

September 17, 2009

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Oh, Bob Dee (as he is fondly called), I mean Dele Momodu has not responded to the controversy surrounding his “The Hunter and his Antelope” shenanigans, well write up, as I know it so. As you read on, you will find out why I chose to use the word “shenanigans”. Feyi Fawehinmi, the author of… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 25

September 18, 2009

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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE SALE ITEM: Wedding Dress (never worn) SALE PRICE: .38 Caliber Pistol ……………………………………………………………………………….. A FIRST- GRADE TEACHER A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (aged 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Boy what is your problem?” Boy answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and… [Read more…]

INTRODUCING NIGERIAN EAGLE AIRLINE, FORMERLY KNOWN SIMPLY AS VIGIN NIGERIA….

September 19, 2009

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What is in a name you may ask? Plenty from where I look from! A lot. A product with a name, with a good name, I hasten to add, will outsell any other unknown product. An artist or artiste with a known name will command or generate more interest than a new comer. A footballer… [Read more…]

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It’s Holiday in Nigeria…

September 21, 2009

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Monday (21st Sept) and Tuesday (22nd Sept) have been declared “Bank” or “Public” holidays. The country will be celebrating Eid-il-filtr day. Those days would commemorate the end of fasting for the millions of Muslims in Nigeria. Why 2 days? I have been made to understand that the sighting of the moon differs for those in… [Read more…]

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10 Benefits of SEX

September 22, 2009

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I was at my barber’s patiently waiting for my turn. The boys were busy fiddling around whilst I turned to the stool with a pile of magazines. You know as it is at saloons with the 1950s copy of reader’s Digest, and copies of Hello when Elizabeth Taylor was just getting married, ridiculously old publications… [Read more…]

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THAT DERBY GAME AND THE BLEACHING CREAM……

September 24, 2009

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Yes, I watched the Manchester derby. I know the word, classic, had been used on so many euphoric occasions, but no football fan in his right senses can blame me if I should simply describe the Manchester derby (Manchester United against Manchester City) which took place this past Sunday as a classic. It had everything… [Read more…]

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Schooling for the youngster in Nigeria – a tip….

September 25, 2009

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I am sure; Seun (surname withheld) will not mind me publishing this reply which I sent him yesterday. You see, he kindly sent me an email (pasted below) and the epistle below (believe it or not was my reply). As I obviously got carried away, I thought it might come in very useful to many… [Read more…]

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“POWER IN SILENCE”

September 27, 2009

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A certain Robert Hugh Benson once said, “It is in silence that God is Known.” When you ponder on those deep words, they can be so revealing. Check this out, those that have come up with some of the deepest, most innovative or what is perceived to be the smartest ideas always bath them in… [Read more…]

Well Done Oprah and British Airways…..

September 26, 2009

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THE REBUTTAL I am amending this post to rebut this post. Thank you to Thomas Kay, No Limit, Mimidoo, ET, Reggie and someone by the name of “Tommy Hilfiger (thilfiger@tommy-usa.com) and many others who have kindly directed me to Oprah’s website where she had a chat with Mr Hilfiger and the story was consigned to… [Read more…]

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The Oprah/Hilfiger Rebuttal and Changes at Redeemed Christian Church of God…

September 28, 2009

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Can I just say a big thank you to all those that posted comments directing me to Oprah’s site rebutting the Hilfiger rumour. Thank you guys. It was simply an oversight on my part and I have since posted a rebuttal. O.k. Apologies accepted (I believe), now to other matters arising. I went to church… [Read more…]

17 FAMOUS NIGERIAN QUOTES PLUS 1 NOT SO FAMOUS….

September 30, 2009

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…counting down to Nigeria’s Independence day 18 QUOTES TO CELEBRATE NIGERIA’S INDEPENDENCE DAY “Nigeria is what it is because its leaders are not what they should be.” – Chinua Achebe “Looking at faces of people, one gets the feeling there’s a lot of work to be done.” – Wole Soyinka “The magician and the politician… [Read more…]

Independence Day Message to Nigeria by Jide Salu

October 1, 2009

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INDEPENDENCE DAY MESSAGE TO NIGERIA FROM JIDE SALU My Fellow Nigerians, Today marks another year in the life of our sister, mother and to many others grandmother. She is celebrating her 49th birthday today and she has asked me to pass on this message. My sister, your mother, has asked you not to celebrate today… [Read more…]

A Replacement for Nigeria’s 419 – Introducing 418….

September 29, 2009

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On Thursday, Nigeria would be on holiday. Yes another day off. On Thursday, Nigeria would be 49 years old and the country would go gaga over another day to party. We have become a NATION of FAITH WITHOUT ACTION. We are already a PARTY NATION. We look for opportunities to party. Who says there is… [Read more…]

The Oppressive Society called Nigeria in fear of “mber” months…

September 30, 2009

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What a society we live in!! I was discussing with someone some moments ago that the bit of occupied space on planet earth called Nigeria is a case study for all Psychology Professors. The discussions my parents had with their friends when I was privy to sit and listen have been passed down to me,… [Read more…]

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ARE YOU A GENIUS?

October 3, 2009

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On Wednesday, I read an article from the online Telegraph titled; Fine line between genius and madness, scientists find. It reported that “Psychologists have discovered that creative people have a gene in common which is also linked to psychosis and depression.They believe that the findings could explain why “geniuses” like Vincent van Gogh and Sylvia… [Read more…]

A MEAL for THOUGHT with the boy who harnessed the wind…

October 2, 2009

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Dr Tola Sobande, a dear friend, a more passionate Nigerian than my humble self was sent an e-mail by a certain Gbenga. He replied him and thought it was best he shared it with his friends as well. That was how I happened to be copied in. Below are Tola’s replies to Gbenga and his… [Read more…]

PHOTOGRAPHS TO MAKE YOU THINK….

October 4, 2009

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Pictures, they often say, speak louder than words. This is so true for the photographs below. I will not say more than that……. Have a restful Sunday…

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AN UNRESERVED APOLOGY

October 6, 2009

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On November 24th 2008, a post titled “The Carpenter, the designer bed and my wife” was published. Some very important personalities brought the said post to my attention and after a very careful review; I have come to accept that parts of the post was offensive whilst I was trying to describe the accurate account… [Read more…]

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The 4 Seasons of Life…

October 7, 2009

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There is one certainty life dishes out to us and these come with our ups and downs. Now it depends on how you view life, but with me, experience has taught me one thing, never take it personal. There is an opportunity somewhere in this “wahala” (problem). I have been hurt this week, but I… [Read more…]

On A Lighter Note – Volume 26

October 9, 2009

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Men are better friends Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment overnight. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that. Men: A husband was not at home for a whole… [Read more…]

RACE ROW “DOWN-UNDER” AS BLACKED – OUT FACES IMPERSONATED JACKSON 5 and Flying Eagles clipped…

October 8, 2009

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Thanks to thesun.co.uk for bringing my attention to the latest international race row involving some Jackson 5 impersonators who decided to colour their faces black. What irritated me was the comment as reported in the sun attributed to the Australian “Hey Hey, It’s Saturday” presenter Darryl Somers who simply said; “If there were any Australians… [Read more…]

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ZIONISTS ARE ACTIVE IN NIGERIA. Which Nigeria?

October 9, 2009

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Now according to reports on the internet from two sources – Pakistan daily and Rehmat’s World – Nigerians held Al-Quds Day rallies last month in support of Palestinian resistance against Jewish occupation. What on earth is an Al-Quds? Now if I were to be a Nigerian, resident abroad, to be honest, I would not be… [Read more…]

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7 Quotes On Saturday…

October 10, 2009

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“If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you.” –Dead Sea Scrolls “I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by… [Read more…]

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Top 100 Universities in the World without an African Rep.

October 11, 2009

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Not that I held my breath hoping to pin-point a Nigerian University in the list, I was disappointed though, if I must say the truth, that not a single Uni. from Africa made it to the Top list. Not a single one. With regards to the standard of education in Nigerian Unis, I am not… [Read more…]

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Listen to Michael Jackson’s Latest song – “This Is It”

October 12, 2009

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I know that I am a massive fan of MJ. Always have. Always will. But guys, sentiments apart, MJ had done it again. For many non-MJ fans, this is it. This could be the track to convince them that MJ was one of few human beings who utilised his God Given Talent to probably the… [Read more…]

On the road with Nigerians…..

October 13, 2009

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Along the Lekki/Epe expressway, the road works which began many months back now is transforming access to Lekki. The 50km length which will attract 3 toll gates, the first of its type in Lagos (to be honest, I really don’t know, it could be Nigeria) has attracted mixed feelings amongst the local indigenes. Communities bordering… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note….Volume 27

October 16, 2009

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An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun and proceeded to scream at them at the top of her voice, “I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get… [Read more…]

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Redeemed Christian Church of God begs Barrister Jimoh Ibrahim

October 19, 2009

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The headline could also have read; Gilgal Parish of RCCG appeals for leniency Gilgal urges Jimoh Ibrahim to change his mind Gilgal parish worshippers ask Barrister Jimoh for forgiveness Please, Barrister Jimoh, we wouldn’t do it again I am sure you get the gist, but let me go a step deeper into the challenge my… [Read more…]

REASONS WOMEN WITHHOLD SEX…..

October 24, 2009

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I received this text from Chinedu Egedo. He must have copied me in as I must confess, I do not know him personally. I found it quite interesting. Obviously, I have a different take on some aspects, however, with wifey lurking after my every expressed consonant and vowel, I dare not, for the life of… [Read more…]

…and I wept

October 21, 2009

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Yes I did… It was another long day. The body was beginning to give me signals that I, no, we, and includes wifey needed to take a break. Wifey’s eatery was the only source of income as I had resigned my position to support her efforts. She had warned against it. (Men, listen to your… [Read more…]

On A Lighter Note …..Volume 28

October 23, 2009

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If you are checking out this site for the first time, then you are in for a treat. It’s Friday, and over here on JSD, we chill out and have a good laugh. Enjoy this post, the 28th in this category. You can take this opportunity to read past editions in this category. Let me… [Read more…]

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Marriage, Mistress and her Prayers….

October 25, 2009

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Bayo sent this epistle to me by email (copy right respected) with a simple question; WHAT DO YOU THINK? Read on and I will tell you all what I really , really think …… I don’t know why wives bellyache about their husbands taking off with their mistresses. If they know how much work those… [Read more…]

Oh my ribs…On A Lighter Note Volume 29.

October 30, 2009

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Nigerian, British MP to be, attracts vicious comments such as…..

October 27, 2009

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A black female with a Nigerian name Chinyelu Onwurah has been selected by the labour party as its new candidate in Newcastle Central. The 44 year old Newcastle upon Tyne born is set to become Labour‘s first female black MP in the north of England in the relatively safe Labour seat in Newcastle. Well, we hope… [Read more…]

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FRIGHT OF THE FLIGHT…..

October 26, 2009

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After a 2 hour delay on Friday by Dana Air, the local Nigerian Airline, in which I was to travel to Abuja, the Political capital of Nigeria (Lagos, in my humble opinion is the commercial capital), we finally boarded the plane and spent another 30 minutes hanging around for members of the NFA (Nigeria Football… [Read more…]

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Abuja, the ‘foreign city’ in Nigeria…

October 28, 2009

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….and so it turned out to be a restful weekend, with the Abahs – Joe and Kemi. Aside the turbulence on flight, the city of Abuja is a peaceful town where the Political leaders in the country ‘hang’ out. Abuja is the capital of Nigeria, but most importantly, it is the town where the Politicians… [Read more…]

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20 Must Questions To Ask Before Relocation…..

October 29, 2009

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Pamela in an email to me (as seen below) has inspired me to put together this post. Hi Jide, I just wanted to write you and say that I have been an admirer of your blog for about three months now, maybe more. I became interested in your web site for reasons to relocate back home next… [Read more…]

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When not to eat FRUITS…

November 1, 2009

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Thanks Leke, for sending me this email. EATING FRUIT… It’s long but very informativeWe all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It’s not as easy as you think. It’s important to know how and when to eat.   What is the correct way of eating… [Read more…]

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Your troubles, Who is to blame? – Blame it not on Satan…

November 2, 2009

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As a person who passionately believes in the bible without any iota of doubt, I am compelled to constantly refer to this book. It is no ordinary book. It is a Holy Book for many reasons. You see, there is nothing, man can go through that has not been recorded in the bible. Absolutely nothing.… [Read more…]

“…anger” is only one letter short of “Danger”….LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL.

October 31, 2009

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Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays you once, it is his fault; If someone betrays you twice, it… [Read more…]

“..If I had never dropped out.” “Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish.”

November 3, 2009

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Steve job said “………..If I had never dropped out, I would have never dropped in on this calligraphy class, and personal computers might not have the wonderful typography that they do.” If I had never left the comfort of UK, I would never have had the opportunity to connect with you and encourage Nigerians scattered… [Read more…]

Five Fingers, Five Continents by Indira Nooyi

November 21, 2009

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Similar to the speech given by Bryan Dyson. Here’s a motivational speech given by Indra Nooyi, president and CFO of PepsiCo ( PEP ), at the Columbia University Business School graduation ceremonies on May 15. A little long, but definitely worth the inspirational read it delivers. Good evening, everyone. Dean Hubbard, distinguished faculty, honored graduates,… [Read more…]

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Chimamanda warns against the danger of a SINGLE STORY…

November 8, 2009

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Chimamanda Adichie made a graceful appearance at this year’s TED Conference held in Oxford, England. Four days of inspired thinking looked beyond the obvious, at the hidden forces shaping our future, at the mysterious functioning of things, at the invisible and at the not-yet-discovered. At TEDGlobal 2009, a roster of powerful speakers and performers explored The Substance… [Read more…]

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“…..we’re called human beings, not human doings.”

November 4, 2009

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Toyin Onabowu sent me an email with a portion of the text below. Thanks Toyin. Many years ago, I read “The Purpose – Driven Life” by Rick Warren, and I must say that it left a mighty impression on my spirituality. Toyin, your email was very timely and trust me, I had to dig further… [Read more…]

The world is too small to hide Madeleine…

November 4, 2009

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I remember it vividly. It was about two and half years ago. My own son was had just gone past the 3 year mark and it hit us. The usual British bad news. I was never one to look forward to the news especially when I know that anything uplifting rarely made a guest appearance.… [Read more…]

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The health benefits of sex.

November 7, 2009

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I’ve recently collected another daunting pile of questions regarding the health benefits of sex. Through the years of my career, and I imagine through the ages of all humanity, this has been a resurfacing question. Typically I answer questions pertaining to the health benefits of sex on a one-on-one basis, but since I know that… [Read more…]

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Prejudice, Bigotry and Ignorance, not only a Northern Story…

November 5, 2009

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Kola Munis, a dear creative friend of mine tagged me on Facebook in a note titled “My Northern Nigerian Friend”. Hmmmnnn, I read and I thought. And here is what I will say or write or whatever….. However, before I do just that, Kola’s tag had his words of wisdom presented (as seen below) Then,… [Read more…]

The classic tale of a leather man…

November 9, 2009

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It is you that failed. Not God. So do not blame it on God. Some things have been set in motion by God for us to take a step or act on, But we say we wait on God. Praying . Fasting. Some things do not need waiting on God for. Just do your bit,… [Read more…]

On A Lighter Note – Volume 30

November 6, 2009

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And there were 3 married couples… Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, “What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 32

November 20, 2009

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Gynaecologist’s Assistant – Job Application A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more – ‘Can you give me some more details about this?’ he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Centre man sorts through his… [Read more…]

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The Mayonnaise Jar

November 15, 2009

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  When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, When 24  hours in a day is not enough; remember the mayonnaise jar. A professor stood before his philosophy class and  had some items in front of him.. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and starts to… [Read more…]

Can you die for your country?

November 10, 2009

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…..and then I asked, “Can you die for your country?” He went into a fit of laughter. And he continued to, until my stare and look met his bewildered expression. Then he took time to explain himself. “No sir”, I cannot, was his confident response. It was his laughter that prolonged his reply. It would… [Read more…]

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIDE SALU DIARY (JSD)

November 11, 2009

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November 12th 2009 is JSD’s birthday It was on this day last year that I posted my first diary entry. I had one objective in mind, to chronicle my life in Nigeria as a recent returnee from the U.K after almost 20 years of “sojourn”. I made a personal pledge to be objective and to… [Read more…]

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“Evil has taken over Mega City Lagos” with Nudists at Strip clubs in Nigeria.

November 12, 2009

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Applying the popular Nigerian parlance, “Na wa o” (meaning…. , forgive me, it has no interpretation. The nearest description would be a very long sigh) to this story is all I can mutter for now. Vanquardngr.com with its headline – RED CARD FOR NUDISTS IN LAGOS – reported that 33 strip dancers were arrested at… [Read more…]

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INTRODUCING EGGS, THE LATEST WEAPON BY ARMED ROBBERS

November 14, 2009

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Dear All The festive period is very much around us. While we are planning big for the period through hard work, some idle hands are busy planning evil just to make it fast and look big during the same period through robbery and other means. However, if you are driving at night and have some… [Read more…]

On A Lighter Note – Volume 31

November 13, 2009

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How dare you? A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: ‘Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.… [Read more…]

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IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER (by Cancer Striken Erma Bombeck)

November 16, 2009

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I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded. I would have eaten the popcorn in the ‘good’ living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. I… [Read more…]

A Mirage called Miracle.

November 29, 2009

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Jide Salu says Miracles are in fact a mirage for the No-Hopers. The NO HOPER, who had given up on Hope and the possibility of Success. The DEJECTED who worships the god of happenstance. The LOST with the attitude that it can never be done. The DISILLUSIONED who are inspired not to expect. The DISENCHANTED… [Read more…]

Eme Akenzua, Top Hat designer, gave birth aged 40 after 6 years of marriage and 4 miscarriages…

November 18, 2009

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I will not say much for now except to encourage you to read this interview of a unique lady (Mrs Eme Akenzua)whom I met,very briefly last week. I promise to tell you much more about her, as the world needs to know more about this gift to Nigeria. Get ready to be goose pimpled with… [Read more…]

The Danger of Nigeria’s World Cup Qualification

November 16, 2009

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What exactly should I be happy over? Nigeria’s qualification with a trip to South Africa, the host of next year’s world cup or the danger the country would be subjected to as a result of Nigeria’s World cup qualification? As much as I tried my best not to get emotionally involved, a text back and… [Read more…]

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Obama’s Bow; IS IT A BLACK THING?

November 17, 2009

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“Outrage in Washington over Obama’s bow in Japan”, this was how DrudgeReport captured it on its site. That wasn’t the first time Americans have cried over their President bowing to another Fella. The Americans just cannot for a nanosecond imagine it. What the Americans, mostly the conservatives, are screaming about is a bash to their… [Read more…]

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Man feels Woman pain.

November 28, 2009

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A man wanted his wife to see how hard he worked for the family. He thinks his wife does not understand and wanted divine intervention. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed. “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays… [Read more…]

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“This is it – your life…..”

November 19, 2009

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“Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them – Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and you’re keeping all of these in the Air.”   “You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the… [Read more…]

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Helen Keller – the deaf and blind miracle worker.

November 22, 2009

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I have always known of the name Helen Keller, you probably do as well. That she was blind and deaf (can you just imagine that?) and that she was an inspiration to this planet in her century. Helen Keller (1880-1968) was quite possibly the most remarkable person ever to grace our planet. Left deaf and… [Read more…]

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What would you do if you caught your husband and house maid at it?

November 23, 2009

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Yes, if you found out that your husband or boyfriend (husband to be) has been sleeping with your housemaid. Just what would you do? There is one thing that most women that plan to relocate fail to take into serious consideration, the housemaid palaver. Apart from the location of residence, will it be Abuja, Kano… [Read more…]

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HAPPY THANKS GIVING DAY AND BARKA DE SALAH

November 26, 2009

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To all readers of JSD in the United States, I wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving Day. And to readers outside the United States who are wondering what the Americans are on about, well it is a public holiday observed on the 4th Thursday of November. Thanksgiving Day is a harvest festival. Traditionally, it is a… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 33

November 27, 2009

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Dumb or what? When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask: - Are you sleeping? - What’s your answer? - No! I’m training to die2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you: - need to be fixed? - No, it got bored of staying… [Read more…]

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Tunde Bakare, Latter Rain Assembly Pastor picks issues with Super Pastors

November 30, 2009

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A dear friend of mine, whose views I respect a lot brought to my attention an interview of Pastor Tunde Bakare , the Senior Pastor of Latter Rain Assembly, a Pentecostal Church based in Lagos Nigeria. This Moslem turned Christian, whose vociferous statements about Christianity and how it is practiced especially in Africa, more so… [Read more…]

Our President is sick and Nigeria is not on drugs…….

December 1, 2009

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I will not go as far as say the country is in a coma. Hopefully, never shall it be. All the President’s men are at war though. Permutations galore of what would happen in case fill the air. It’s more of ‘Barka de Rumour’, as emails fill cyberspace with all sorts stories. There is nothing… [Read more…]

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A list of what Nigerians ‘Googled’ most in 2009…

December 2, 2009

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I found the list of what Nigerians (and I am presuming, Nigerians based in Nigeria) ‘googled’ most so far in the year 2009, very interesting. I never knew the musician ‘Wande Coal’ will feature highly as the most ‘googled’ Nigerian celebrity ahead of my favourite artists 9ice or Asa. Anyway, take a look at the… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 34

December 4, 2009

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Asking on the right side Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?” So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray?” The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not!… [Read more…]

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Doggy “Squirreled” – On A Lighter Note – Volume 35

December 11, 2009

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WHAT HAPPENED TO DOGGY’S LUNCH?

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The Sick President in Apartheid Nigeria…

December 3, 2009

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It’s such a powerful tool to know the truth. The bible in John 8:32 had this to say “Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” The power of the media is incredible, like money, “it can do and undo.” The press in the right hands can alleviate pain. It… [Read more…]

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Nigerian Slangs: “I reject it in the name of Jesus. It is well. I am covered by the blood of Jesus…..”

December 5, 2009

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The slangs above as I have come to accept them typify the degree of religiosity and decadence of a nation called Nigeria. Reuben Abati of the Guardian Newspaper captured it brilliantly. Was it not in my post yesterday that I mentioned how irritated I was when every meaningful conversation or statement is taken over by… [Read more…]

Femi Kuti and Beyonce nominated for Grammy Awards.

December 6, 2009

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Nigeria’s own Femi Kuti has been nominated for this year’s Grammy Award in the Best Contemporary World Music Album category. The electrifying talented singer Beyonce on the other hand was nominated a whooping 10 times for album of the year “I Am … Sasha Fierce,” song of the year for her anthem “Single Ladies (Put a… [Read more…]

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Countdown 2 Xmas as Fraud and Desperation Intensifies…Pt 1

December 7, 2009

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In exactly three Fridays time, glasses of Champagne (for those who can afford it) will click celebrating another year of yuletide. And as for those who may not be so fortunate, it would be another day like any other day. I tell you, you do not need to be gifted with the Observatory skills I… [Read more…]

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THE DREAM TICKET FOR 2011 NIGERIAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

December 9, 2009

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I got this email from Bayo Olomodosi, my dear brother. Let me let you into a secret, 50% of the jokes featured in Friday’s On A Lighter Note are courtesy of Bayo. Thanks Bayus. Anyway, as it were, the email came. Any stuff from his end, I check immediately, that is if I am not… [Read more…]

Photographs:My Trip to the Vulcaniser

December 10, 2009

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My trip to the Voga or Vogani-cer or Volga-ni-ser. You need to pay special attention to the pronunciation on the street to know that the caller was actually attempting to call me a Vulcaniser to fix my punctured tyre. Well, as God Almighty had perfected it, I was so close to a Vulcaniser as motorists over… [Read more…]

Countdown 2 Xmas as Fraud and Desperation Intensifies…Pt 2

December 8, 2009

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……. that 3.07am phone call that woke me up at that ungodly hour. I staggered out of bed knowing exactly where my mobile phone, which doubles as my alarm, was hidden. I had discovered many years ago that, upon waking up many minutes after the scheduled alarm was set to have gone off, furious that… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note with 3 Wise Women….

December 18, 2009

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God our creator is so perfect. I just look on in amazement when some humans, for some reasons brilliantly argue about the non existent of God. Brilliantly? or Stupidly? Well, remember Judas was part of the 12 disciples of Jesus our Christ, and it wasn’t as if God was not aware before time that he… [Read more…]

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Watch it Guys this Christmas….

December 15, 2009

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Hello guys, Oh yes, not that I forgot to post my diary yesterday; I was so relaxed to the point where I got so tired at the same time. Can you just imagine that? Christmas is a few days away and I must let you know that I have chosen to spend it outside the… [Read more…]

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Its organised Chaos ….

December 16, 2009

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Its organised chaos right here, I can tell you that for free. So much happening to many people I know. The economic situation in the country has not really helped matters. Common sense has been thrown out of the window. I would say common sense has been suspended. Things are tough going here. I feel… [Read more…]

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Reporting from “Europe”…

December 17, 2009

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I am in “Europe” and virtually everyone I have come in contact with have the same remark to make. It is scary as you would have thought they were all coming from a Christmas school play rehearsal. “You look good. You don’t look like someone just coming back from Nigeria.” How do people who relocate… [Read more…]

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Funeral at Christmas….

December 23, 2009

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Yes, it’s been 3 days since I last updated and as you can imagine, I have spent the better parts of the break in doors due to the very cold weather. I must confess, due to acclimatising to Nigeria’s tropical weather, European weather is no longer kind to me. But then again, who has it… [Read more…]

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Weeweechu a Mely Klistmas….

December 24, 2009

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story story… Story Once upon a time … Time time. One beautiful December evening, Emeka and his girlfriend, Nwakaego were sitting by the side of the river. It was a romantic full moon evening, when Emeka said, “Hey, asa nwa, let’s do Weeweechu. ” Oh no, not now, let’s just look at the moon and… [Read more…]

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Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab and the real truth about Nigeria’s Cowardly attitude to dying….

December 29, 2009

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It’s been 4 days since I last spent over 10 minutes on the internet. I have travelled to Europe to have a damn good rest and that included avoiding   Facebook, Twitter and JSD. I just wanted to stay away not until the damning news of the Nigerian Bomber my abstinence to an end. I will be very… [Read more…]

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FORGET A NEW YEAR RESOLUTION…..

December 31, 2009

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….Just get on with it in 2010. Honestly what a decade? Aren’t you glad you are still on course to reach your destiny? You are, aren’t you? Still alive and kicking. Challenges here and there but still breathing? Thank God for those who believe there is one. So many saw this time last year but… [Read more…]

Hurray? As Nigeria makes Top 20 TSA “Terror-Board” plus 10 travelling tips to…..

January 5, 2010

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So Nigeria has officially been labelled as a terrorist state as TSA implements  enhanced screening from 11 countries . Yes, I know its serious stuff. Being recognised by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) as “state sponsors of terrorism or other countries of interest” such as Pakistan and Yemen is no laughing matter just because of a “Knicker… [Read more…]

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Nigeria Threatens America with Huffs and Puffs….

January 7, 2010

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Nigeria Threatens America with Huffs and Puffs Nigeria threatens to sever ties with the Almighty Super power America. Could it be the effect of snow? No is definitely the answer, not in Nigeria anyway. So what was that announcement all about?  Wait for it…the announcement was not made by our President, no. He couldn’t have as… [Read more…]

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RE:’Nigeria becoming irrelevant in the world’ and thanks for the truth…

January 7, 2010

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Is Nigeria becoming irrelevant in the world or to the United States of America in particular? What an important question? And I am almost tempted to say “I told you so” in my post of yesterday. Can anyone dare ask who the hell Princeton Lyman is? By the way, he is a former U.S. Ambassador to… [Read more…]

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Picture This @ the Airports – On A Lighter Note – Volume 35

January 8, 2010

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Be prepared for this next time you are traveling abroad…..         

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President Musa Yar’dua, Dead? – as reported, but News item withdrawn from site….

January 11, 2010

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As much as I dislike with a passion to be part of the crew that peddle stories that are yet to be certify as True or False, there was no way of avoiding this story. I got an email from my bro, Bayo Olomodosi with a link to a story that held no qualms. He… [Read more…]

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Yar’Adua is “ALIVE” as he breaks Silence to the BBC – BREAKING NEWS

January 12, 2010

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President Yar’Adua is “alive”. A transcript of the 51 seconds recorded interview as reported by the BBC is below. An obviously very tired and sick President had this to say: “At the moment I am undergoing treatment, and I’m getting better from the treatment. I hope that very soon there will be tremendous progress, which… [Read more…]

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New Airport Uniform – On A Lighter Note – Vol 38

January 15, 2010

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ON A LAUGHING MATTER – The New Airport Uniform ON NOT A LAUGHING MATTER  - Yahoo Yahoo boys (419 mail authors)???

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Super Eagles lose on the day President Yar’Adua “resurrects”

January 13, 2010

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President Musa Yar’Adua “resurrects” to prompt the Super Eagles, the National football team of Nigeria to lose a vital match against Egypt at the ongoing Nations cup in Angola. Nigerians were aghast to hear the President, in a feeble voice extend a good luck message to the National team, a gesture that was to backfire.… [Read more…]

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A Must see photograph….

January 14, 2010

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What an epitome of simplicity and humility…. What a lesson to every single Nigeria on how to live in simplicity. It is gratifying to know that a Nigerian leader can actually exemplify this virtue. The photo journalist indeed met them as described and went on to take a photograph that should debunk all suggestions that… [Read more…]

PICTURE NIGERIA – Then, in 1963 – Now, in 2010

January 14, 2010

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1963 Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa, Nigeria’s first Prime minister took his only annual leave in 1963 which he decided to spend in his village. A British photo journalist came calling, but was told the PM was on vacation. He asked to which country, but was shocked to hear his village. On getting to the village, there was no evidence or… [Read more…]

……and the Beat goes on in Nigeria.

January 18, 2010

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Yes, Life has not ceased. Ceased ke? Why must it? Because of what? Our President? Make dem do their own and we go do our own!! That seems to be the sentiment by a majority of people here in Nigeria as, God knows how many days Umaru, the President has decided to stay away from… [Read more…]

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The Unconquerable Soul of Nigerians, Our Invictus….

January 19, 2010

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INVICTUS Out of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath… [Read more…]

ON A LIGHTER NOTE NOT, as Venezuelan Ambassador to Nigeria tells Nigeria the hard truth…..

January 22, 2010

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Guys, Guys, Guys. It’s Friday, and the norm is for JSD to ease you (my dear readers) into the weekend. Funny photographs and jokes attest to this norm. However, today, for some reasons, I am just not in the mood to laugh. It is still extremely difficult to buy fuel. It is not a funny… [Read more…]

In Nigeria“one thousand Wole Soyinkas will get out one thousand people. One Pastor or Imam will get out millions of people.”

January 25, 2010

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I offer no apologies for hammering on about the political situation in my beloved country Nigeria. And come to think of it, I said “never”, would I venture into politics, knowing fully well that I am one hell of a political animal that may not know when to stop because of my undying passion for… [Read more…]

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Nigeria: A problem called Choice…..

January 26, 2010

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Yes, I am in Nigeria and I am so damn proud of it. I can assure you that, inspite of the stress, there is nowhere I would rather be at this point in time. Yes, there are times, I must admit, one needs to get out of here, but so does everywhere, and that was… [Read more…]

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Nigeria: “Unbelievable” says Hillary Clinton

January 27, 2010

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Hillary Rodham Clinton, America’s Secretary of State Speaking at a town hall meeting of State Department employees yesterday remembered Nigeria, particularly its state of affairs. I bet she decided to damn all consequences by describing Nigeria as “unbelievable.” Can you just imagine the long sigh that must have accompanied that remark? I can! Can you… [Read more…]

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NIGERIA – DAY 68: JOINT STATEMENT BY U.S, U.K AND E.U

January 29, 2010

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Hillary Rodham Clinton Secretary of State British Foreign Secretary David Miliband, French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner, EU High Representative Catherine Ashton London, United Kingdom January 28, 2010 We express our deep regret at the recent violence and tragic loss of lives in Jos, and extend our sympathies to the bereaved and injured. We urge all… [Read more…]

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A game called living in Nigeria…..

February 2, 2010

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It was Florence Shinn who said that “The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy”. I just cannot help repeat saying that “it is the real life that I have come to live in Nigeria”. Honestly. There was just something… [Read more…]

HAITI – BATTLE OF THE CHARITY SONGS…Quincy Jones’s ”We Are The World” VS Simon Cowell’s“ Everybody Hurts” (with Photos)

February 3, 2010

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You all know how I feel about doing your bit. Well this is exactly what Simon Cowell of X-Factor fame and Quincy Jones, the legendary producer have just done. They have called on their superstar pals to come together to record charity songs in aid of the devastated Haitians. And then we wonder why things… [Read more…]

Nigeria, why we ought to do well by doing good……and on a Lighter Note…..

February 5, 2010

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French scientist, Louis Pasteur, lived at a time when thousands died of rabies each year, so he worked day and night on a vaccine that could save them. Just as he was about to begin experimenting on himself, a nine-year-old boy called Joseph Meister was bitten by a rabid dog. The boy’s mother begged Pasteur… [Read more…]

In Nigeria, “What’s the point?”

February 9, 2010

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Nigeria???? What exactly is the point? My weekend went past very quickly. Nothing new there. Had a hair cut at my second choice barbing saloon. Could not face the traffic to V.G.C in Ajah for Ike, my preferred barber to pamper me. I had to make do with Lawrence, who is very good at what… [Read more…]

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Nigeria is Buzzing with GOODLUCK, so is Google……

February 10, 2010

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Oh yes, Nigeria is buzzing once again, now that we can be officially called a nation with GOODLUCK. But hang on a minute? The combination of the names “Goodluck” and “Patience” can be said to be deeper than we all think. If there is any proof that there is nothing in a name, then our… [Read more…]

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5 REASONS WHY YOU MUST DECLINE A TOP POSITION, ESPECIALLY IF YOUR DEPUTY IS NAMED “GOODLUCK”

February 10, 2010

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Now guys, I know there will be loads and I mean loads of conspiracy theories emerging about our “Super Lucky” Acting President and we all know, with his record, this position would soon be permanent. What is really in a name? Your analysis is as good as mine, even though I am almost tempted to… [Read more…]

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Michael Aondoakaa and Wole Soyinka – Two astonishing Nigerian minds appeared on CNN’S AMANPOUR

February 11, 2010

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Let me begin by telling you that, in as much as this diary was set up to chronicle my new life in Nigeria, after almost two decades living in the United Kingdom, I have found myself in recent weeks writing more about the political drama as it unfolds in my beloved country. This was never… [Read more…]

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What is so Happy about Valentine?

February 13, 2010

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The myth of St. Valentine’s Story So what is so happy about St. Valentine that millions across the globe spend a fortune to make themselves happy for the day or make others happy? Where did the celebration of Valentine’s Day really come from? When you think of February 14th, what immediately come to some minds… [Read more…]

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On Not Such a Funny Note…..

February 12, 2010

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We are in the 21st  century and one of Nigeria’s major handicap is power shortage. For those non Nigerians, I know, you would never understand. You just would not be able to comprehend the fact that some parts of Nigeria generate electricity 24/7 by generator. And as for Nigerians who are in Diaspora, I know… [Read more…]

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Post Valentine and an Appointment “Talking with Funmi Iyanda”

February 15, 2010

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Today is February 15th and its 364 days to the Valentine 2011. Guys, how did it all go? In Nigeria, the Valentine Craze took another turn. On Friday, I stopped to buy some plantains on my way home and lo and behold, I had to interrupt a Valentine related heated discussion between two girls whom… [Read more…]

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“419” not, as a Nigerian, Adebayo Ogunlesi buys Gatwick Airport….

February 17, 2010

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This is good news for Nigeria, good news indeed. Not a “419″ deal. Nothing close to it. This was an international transaction, a business deal which a Nigerian led and succeeded. I can announce to you today, if you haven’t heard already, that anytime you travel through Gatwick Airport, always remember with pride that it… [Read more…]

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ON A LIGHTER NOTE. Vol 36 – Caught in the act as powerful lens reveal all in the car.

February 19, 2010

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MATHEMATICAL PYRAMID 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 +… [Read more…]

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Sometimes God doesn’t make sense….

February 22, 2010

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How I wish this quote was thought of by my humble self, however the credit must go to Pastor Emeka Nwankwo. Oh yes, Sunday Nuggets. It’s been quite a while now. Anyway, Pastor E, as I fondly call him, in his sermon yesterday titled, “The God of Gideon” with reference to Judges 7 in the… [Read more…]

At 1.46am, Yar’Adua arrived back in Nigeria while you were Snoring …..

February 24, 2010

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Nigeria wakes up as a nation with a President. President Yar’Adua sneaked back in to the country in an air ambulance at around 1.46am and believe it or not, no single photograph to confirm this. And my Questions: How true is this story? Could Segun Adeniyi, Presidential Spokesman and ex-ThisDay reporter confirm please? How soon… [Read more…]

“Goodluck falls apart as Turai still holds the centre….”

February 25, 2010

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You see……for those of you in colder climates, observing afar the live rendition of the Nollywood script “Goodluck falls apart as Turai holds the centre“, directed by ….well now, who should we appoint as the director? Ibori? Anodoakaa? or Taminu? (all influential Presidential aides). No let it be Turai, our 1st lady. She will be… [Read more…]

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Tsunami strikes Chile and Haiti, while it’s boiling hot in Nigeria

March 1, 2010

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I got into the office at around 6.45am and I was already drenched in sweat. That is how hot it has become here in Lagos, Nigeria. The rain is due anytime from now. The season is upon us. God help us all with the pot holes and what have you. I know the infrastructure is… [Read more…]

I am fed up with the lies of Yar‘Adua’s aides — Akunyili

March 3, 2010

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http://www.vanguardngr.com (Feb 28, 2010) *Why I allowed Aondoakaa to take up the job of briefing on  Yar’Adua’s health *Some aides have wounded President more than 100 million  political enemies *This is not the Yar’Adua we know Prof. Dora Nkem Akunyili caught the nation’s attention with her unrelenting campaign against fake and adulterated drugs in the… [Read more…]

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‘Tsunami’ Dora hits Nigeria…

March 2, 2010

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What is in a name? I ask again. So much attention had been bestowed on Acting President Goodluck and wife Patience’s names. So much had been wriiten with a lot of jokes and fabrications. Now how about Dora? Are you aware that the name Dora is a short form for the names Dorothy or Theodora.… [Read more…]

“Father, I know it is possible, let this cup of confusion in Nigeria pass away……”

March 3, 2010

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Indeed, we presently have cups of confusion being served in Nigeria, by Yar’Adua and his wife Turai, the press, Politicians, Pastors, etc Matthew 26:39 in the Amplified Bible says Jesus went a little further and threw himself upon the ground on his face and prayed saying: “My Father, if it is possible, let this cup… [Read more…]

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PowerfulPictures

March 4, 2010

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What is Life asking of Nigerians? FIND AN EXCUSE TO THANK GOD (Sunday Nuggets)…

March 8, 2010

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…….It has being so hot, so warm, so humid. I don’t know if I should really be telling you this, but, mehnn, I visited the bathroom on 4 different occasions yesterday, each time to cool myself with a shower. It has being that hot. But, I thank God though for his mercies. Whilst I am… [Read more…]

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The JOS mass Killings, that CNN’s BackStory Report, Ken Davidson’s FB comments and all the “jingoism”…..

March 10, 2010

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Where do I start? Where exactly do I start from? The internet is abuzz with comments of varying magnitude. From one verb and adjective to another. Emotions are on the rise from Nigerians all over the world. The world is in sympathy. CNN, as usual have reported, so there is no hiding the fact that… [Read more…]

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Dramatic picture of Jesus Christ in a frying pan…and the Nigerian on the Forbes’ Billionaire List

March 12, 2010

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It has being an interesting week. Not with all the drama happening around one and my beloved Manchester United trouncing A C Milan. It has really been a performance. I was at the Boat club in Lagos yesterday evening when I heard a gentleman asked aloud “what exactly is the man in the polo hat… [Read more…]

10 reasons why I am fed-up and moving out of Nigeria………

March 17, 2010

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Yes, I knew you would be interested in reading this post. I knew you would dash over to gloat and say, hehn hehn, I knew it was not going to last, all this passion and positive stuff. Some saying “I told you so, didn’t I?”. That Jide thinks, na him get Nigeria, na im baba… [Read more…]

NIGERIA: Is Muammar Gaddafi really a mad man?

March 18, 2010

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Come on guys? Come off it? Is the Libyan strong man, David Mark a mad man as Nigeria’s Senate Leader, David Mark has purported? Throw away emotions for a minute. Throw away sentiments (are they the same? Who cares). Just sit back and carefully consider this for a minute. Hold on, you are rushing me and… [Read more…]

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Friday Feeling – Yar’Adua out? and Love letter from a football mad hubby to his sweetheart…

March 18, 2010

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I really don’t know what to address him as – President? or what? He has been incommunicado for so long that we all have moved on. With news reported in various news quarters that Umaru Yar’Adua was to make a public appearance at (wait for it) Jumat service today is just …..scary to say the… [Read more…]

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Celebrating FELA on Broadway and the National Theater plus photos

March 19, 2010

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“Fela!,” a musical based on the life of the Nigerian musician and political gadfly Fela Anikulapo Kuti, who died of AIDS in 1997 at age 58. It opened on Broadway at the Eugene O’Neill Theater with Sahr Ngaujah and Kevin Mambo playing the title role. “The Fela Kuti project dropped from the sky,” said Bill… [Read more…]

CNN and BBC warn of ACID rain in Nigeria…..

March 23, 2010

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……NOT!!!!! Instead, the scare mongering has been a result of an email (as seen below) circulating cyberspace. Acid rain? The honest truth is that I did not circulate this e-mail, actually, to tell you the truth, I specially requested for e-mail be forwarded to me. Thanks Bunmi Akinsanmi for doing just that. So, neither CNN… [Read more…]

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Good luck to GOODLUCK’S “MINISTERS” as Sahara Reporters say OluSegun Aganga makes list….

March 24, 2010

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When the news headlines – “Names of ministers on the list sent to the senate”, my excitement was mixed with curiosity, but then it was immediately diluted when the source was made known. The time was 10′o’clock and the channel was Silverbird Television. I have made it my duty to relegate news on SKY, BBC… [Read more…]

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Freaky Nature with Photographs- Yar’Adua reportedly out, Boy with a tail and Chinese boy with 15 fingers and 16 toes ….

March 26, 2010

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Fashola Vs Tinubu – Dele Momodu’s Bull’s eye….

March 28, 2010

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I picked up a copy of Saturday’s edition of “THISDAY” and as usual, it was the back page that interested me. I wasn’t sure if the Pendulum column was on or not, but I checked anyway. Yes! it was. It has the caption “Jonathan’s Ministerial Blues” and a sub title captioned “Between Tinubu and Fashola”…hmmmm. I… [Read more…]

Did Chef Dora Akunyili explore Turai’s Kitchen?

March 30, 2010

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Yet another Ken Davidson, FB pal , inspired post. Thanks ken for the tag. Let’s get serious here, ok. Which Minister was cooking for Turai Yar’Adua and what for? Now that it’s in the open that some Ministers or a Minister possibly did cooked for the bedridden President’s wife. Who was the cook? And what… [Read more…]

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BREAKING NEWS: President Yar’Adua is back in control as Goodluck prepares to swear in Dora Akunyili as Acting – Vice President

April 1, 2010

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By the way, what is today’s date? April foooooooooool guys. Have a wonderful day and God bless

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The day I was rescued by an “Okada” rider at 5.45am…..

April 3, 2010

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Oh yes, I hadn’t told you about an early morning incident I was involved in. It was two weeks ago, I think it was…, yes, it’s been two weeks now that I had an early morning punctured tyre. It was precisely 5.45am when I heard a bust, followed by a disturbing sound from the rear… [Read more…]

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RIBADU RETURNS TO CHECKMATE WHO?

April 4, 2010

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While I reported that Yar’Adua returns whilst Goodluck was preparing to swear in Prof. Dora Akunyili as Acting Vice-President, it was all in the spirit of celebrating the ageless April Fool joke. It was in the same spirit that I ignored a BBC online headline – Nigeria corruption fighter Nuhu Ribadu may return . I… [Read more…]

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It’s May 6 Elections, not in Nigeria…..

April 6, 2010

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If there is anything I admire about the English, it is there natural ability to organise. Mehn, can these guys organise to the “t”? They may be conservative by nature, tolerant to a fault that a whole town in England have turned ordinary English as foreigners – Southall comes to mind. The English could be… [Read more…]

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Nigeria’s Goodluck Names Cabinet

April 6, 2010

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Courtesy Bayo Olomodosi (4.45pm – Nigeria time) Agriculture Prof. Sheikh Ahmed Abdullah Mr. Awodele Najeem Adewale Justice Mohammed Bello Adoke, SAN Aviation Mrs. Fidelia Njeze Commerce & Industry Sen. Jibril Martins Kuye Ms. Josephine Tapgun Culture & Tourism Abubakar Sadiq A. Mohammed Education Prof. (Mrs) Ruqayyatu A.  Rufa’i FCT Sen. Bala Muhammed Environment Mr. John… [Read more…]

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Britain’s Brainiest Family are 9-Year-Old High School-Bound Nigerian Twins (Paula and Peter Imafidon)…..

April 8, 2010

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Paula and Peter Imafidon are just like any other 9-year-olds. They love laughing, playing on the computer and fighting with each other. What sets these twins apart from their peers, though, is that they are, hands down, prodigies who are about to enter high school and make British history as the youngest to do so.… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note – Vol 37

April 9, 2010

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Made in China Names Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I’m Sam Wan . And I need to talk… [Read more…]

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It’s Official: General Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida runs for 2011 Presidential Election

April 10, 2010

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Once again, I will say thank you to my FB pal, Kend Davidson for the tag. I checked my email a few minutes ago only to see a mountain load of FB replies. My curiosity led me to the not so shocker. I will leave out my personal comments for now. Let me allow you… [Read more…]

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Which Party do you belong to?

April 13, 2010

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Forget Democratic, Republican, Conservative or Labour for now. Don’t even let us talk about Nigeria’s AC – Action Congress or People’s Democratic Party – PDP (am I right? I mean the PDP acronym? I don’t know any more) So, which party are you in? Which party do you really belong to? Leaders and followers alike… [Read more…]

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Goodluck Jonathan meets CNN’s Christiane Amanpour

April 14, 2010

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Transcript of a portion of Christiane Amanpour and Acting President Goodluck Jonathan’s interview. AMANPOUR: Thank you very much, indeed, for joining us on this program. JONATHAN: Thank you for finding time to discuss with me. AMANPOUR: Can I ask you first what an extraordinary name. How did “Goodluck” come to be your name? JONATHAN: I… [Read more…]

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Video: 2011

April 14, 2010

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I have nothing more to say. This battle at Kruger park is what I predict will take place in 2011, hence the title. Watch and be amazed.

7Q – 3Q =? (On A Lighter Note With A Question in Algebra)

April 15, 2010

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A Nigerian born UK based teacher spoke of his battle against his bullying class students, parents and authorities recently. He was accused of the use of persistent, consistent, derogatory and uncolourful language in class. The problem started when he told an audience I was privileged to be part of his tale of woes at school.… [Read more…]

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BBC’s “WELCOME TO LAGOS” – “A Hypocritical Perception of Nigeria or did it Defy your Expectations?”

April 16, 2010

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BBC’s “WELCOME TO LAGOS” – “A Hypocritical Perception of Nigeria or did it defy your expectations?” I remember I posted a review of it a couple of weeks ago, if I can remember (time flies indeed) and to be honest, my very first reaction was “here we go again”, and that was before I read… [Read more…]

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“Welcome to Lagos” – Jide Salu’s rejoinder

April 17, 2010

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So what do I think of “Welcome to Lagos?” I must confess, I have not watched it and I was hoping and would have thought that a Lagos state based television Channel would actually buy the copy right to broadcast, for the benefit of millions of Lagosians. So my comments are heavily reliant on what… [Read more…]

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AN UPDATE: You can now watch “Welcome to Lagos” here….

April 16, 2010

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A MIGHTY thank you goes to “FLO” who left a link on where to watch the documentary online. Just click here and kindly share your comments please. God Bless.

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What are you afraid of?

April 20, 2010

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I ask again, what exactly are you afraid of? …..no I am not referring to flying? Neither was I insinuating the palaver with regards the cancellation of flights all around the world especially via the Western European airspace. All that this global incident had drummed home is the reality that all things can wait and… [Read more…]

Interview with Deolu Akinyemi who earned $6121.06 in a week.

April 21, 2010

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Jide Salu interviews Deolu Akinyemi Deolu Akinyemi is a Motivational Writer, Speaker, Entrepreneur, Blogger, Influencer, Christ Believer, Network Marketing Guru, Business Leader, Social Entrepreneur, Trainer, Writer, Career Coach, Direct and Network Marketer, Human Resources Expert, Business Development Consultant, Financial Empowerment Consultant, Innovator, Visionary, Patriot and Platinum Distributor, Managing Director of Holidays and Cash. Jide Salu… [Read more…]

On A Lighter Note – Attention to All Arsenal Fans

April 23, 2010

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New Dictionary Word: Wenger (noun): A person who does the same thing every season or year and yet expects different results; A person who often in competition creates the impression of a contender but usually ends up as a pretender; A rich person who is highly stingy; An old person who likes working in the… [Read more…]

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Welcome to Lagos, FG Protests BBC on Documentary

April 23, 2010

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FG protests BBC documentary on Lagos By AGENCY REPORTER, Published: Thursday, 22 Apr 2010 The Federal Government on Wednesday protested against a documentary on Lagos aired by the British Broadcasting Corporation, which portrayed the city as a slum. The documentary entitled, “Welcome to Lagos,” was broadcast on BBC2 in the United Kingdom on April 15.… [Read more…]

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Welcome to Lagos – Part 2 (Jide Salu’s rejoinder)

April 24, 2010

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So “Welcome to Lagos” episode 2 aired last night. Is it any different from episode 1? Apart from the change of “actors, costume, props, location and the obvious stench”, what other superlative word can we employ to describe the resilience of the average Lagosian or Nigerian as it may be? We really need to be… [Read more…]

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RESEALED virgin

April 27, 2010

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“RESEALED VIRGIN”. Until I read this story, graciously received from Bayo Olomodosi, I must confess my ignorance in the world of virginity. I had never heard of the word “hymenoplasty” or of the “Virginity” Industry. The “sex” industry? Who hasn’t? But virginity? Or should I have? Have you heard of these words before now? My… [Read more…]

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The Drama, Greed, Assassination, Deceit, Bribery, Looting and Letter bomb of the Evil Candidate called …….

April 27, 2010

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Ladies and Gentlemen, friends of Nigeria, Nigerians youth scattered all over the world, Journalists, Historians, politicians and future Nigerian leaders, below is an epistle of monumental revelation. A scary episode in the political life of the most populated nation on the planet. This drama could not have been captured in a few words. In orderwards,… [Read more…]

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11 Top Ranked News as it affects Nigeria today.

April 29, 2010

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Hello, having scanned the websites for news as it affects me, I and you of course, I have pasted for your digest (I should actually have called it News Digest shouldn’t I? Anyway…..) news that are making ways, I don’t know about Nigeria, but certainly around Cyberspace. It concerns me though, if a majority of… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note – Volume 38

April 30, 2010

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Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! –Anonymous ——————————————————————— Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. –Oscar Wilde ———————————————————————- Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. –Scottish Proverb ———————————————————————- I don’t worry about… [Read more…]

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AN OPPORTUNITY TO ASK DELE MOMODU, THE MAESTRO @ 50 THAT QUESTION

May 4, 2010

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I call him, Egbon (brother), or Bob Dee. I was fortunate enough to have met and known him at University of Ife (now Obafemi Awolowo University). I was also fortunate to be around him when he started Ovation, the mega successful publication. But do I really, really know Egbon? No, I wouldn’t say or claim… [Read more…]

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PRESIDENT YAR’ADUA IS DEAD

May 5, 2010

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The Chief Press Secretary to the President, Segun Adeniyi has confirmed that President Yar’Adua died at about 9pm on Wednesday, 5th May 2010.

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YARADUA dies as FELA is celebrated….

May 7, 2010

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I got to know when I sat glued smiling and shaking my head at the same time appreciating Olufela Olusegun Oludotun Ransome-Kuti, popularly known as Fela Anikulapo Kuti in a TV special – Fela on Broadway. The late Music genius, Nigerian multi-instrumentalist musician and composer, pioneer of afrobeat music, human rights activist, and political maverick was being acknowledged and celebrated by the likes of… [Read more…]

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The Inspirational story of 23 year old Dr Ola Orekunrin and her “Flying Doctors Nigeria” team who left UK for Nigeria…..

May 9, 2010

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Hi, my name is Ola, I am a 23 year old doctor set to change the face of acute medical care in West Africa. I grew up in a household where neither of my foster parents went to university. We lived in a small town called Lowestoft. One of the most influential people in my… [Read more…]

3 (THREE) Nigerians died celebrating Chelsea, while 3 Nigerians got elected as British MPs

May 10, 2010

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3 Nigerians die celebrating Chelsea’s Victory It was reported by Vanguard that 3 Chelsea fans in Ughelli in Delta State in Nigeria persons died while celebrating the victory of Chelsea Football club in the just concluded English Premier league. The three persons, Vanguard gathered died in a motorcycle accident during acrobatic display at the end… [Read more…]

Introducing INEC’s Acting Chairman, SOLOMON SOYEBI who was once credited to have conducted “the freest and fairest Election in Abia State in 2007.” Hope at Last?

May 11, 2010

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According to a report as published by the Sun Newspapers in Nigeria, Prince Solomon Soyebi, the Abeokuta indigene INEC commissioner in Abia state, who was reportedly slapped by a defeated Gubernatorial candidate and abused by the Nigeria’s last Foreign Affairs Minister – Chief Ojo Maduekwe, who was then the PDP national secretary stood his ground… [Read more…]

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IBORI, the chief accumulator, what a bloody fool you are after all. Has he been arrested in Dubai?

May 13, 2010

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Am I sorry to call an ex-convict former Governor of an Oil rich State in Nigeria a bloody fool? You bet I am not. What a bloody fool this coward of a man is. You see, some will stand their corner and fight. They will defend their actions. They will postulate all sorts of arguments,… [Read more…]

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Ola Orekunrin the “Flying Nigerian Doctor” – An Exclusive Interview that will inspire the blind to feel, the lame to move and the Critics to Act and Nigerians in Diaspora to take ACTION inspite of …..

May 17, 2010

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I dare not assume that you all have read my previous post on Ola Orekunrin, if you haven’t, then you better do. Today, you can read why this 23 year old Medical Doctor left a prestigious position in the UK, a fast car, good flat, influential committees and great friends, all for a “risk” in… [Read more…]

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Who is the Nigerian billionaire who wants to buy into Arsenal football club?

May 22, 2010

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One of Africa’s richest men is plotting to buy a stake in Arsenal in a move that could trigger a full-blown takeover battle for the Premier League football club. Aliko Dangote, a billionaire Nigerian industrialist, is in talks to buy the 16% stake being sold by Lady Nina Bracewell-Smith, the club’s fourth-largest shareholder. Dangote is… [Read more…]

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Discovering another life in Nigeria.

May 29, 2010

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Hello guys, I think I owe it to every reader of Jide Salu Diary (JSD) to explain why I have been off the radar for some time, which is quite unusual. Considering I always had something to blog about every day. Well, I did hint you my dear readers that this habit might be terminated… [Read more…]

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Discovering another Life in Nigeria – 2

June 7, 2010

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……it has been busyyyyyyyy. With time I will do more than reveal the project I am truly glad to be a part of. For those who know a little bit about Lagos, can you imagine if your parents or family had something to do with the planning and establishing of Victoria Island in the South… [Read more…]

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……No Title

June 20, 2010

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“I don’t know what to make of it all, I am seeing Nigeria from a totally different angle and to be very honest of you, it is scary from where I stand or sit.” I have just taken time off watching the World cup match between the fantastic South American representatives, Brazil and the Africans,… [Read more…]

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BlackBerry ….Direct from site with a Michael Jackson tribute.

June 25, 2010

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It would be an injustice if I continue to postphone when I would update JSD. I am about to embark on something entirely different from th norm. To be honest with you, I do not have a clue how this will pan out. All that I am sure of is that, starting from this moment,… [Read more…]

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A Ghanian Lesson for Nigeria as Ghana becomes the new “Giant” of Africa

June 26, 2010

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…..the match just ended, I am referring to the World Cup football match between Ghana and the United States of America. The Ghanians with more of a mentality of “Ghana must conquer” than “Ghana must go” swaggered to the last 16 of the 2010 World cup final. You needed to have seen how Nigerians are… [Read more…]

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BB-SUNDAY NUGGETS – The Next Level

June 28, 2010

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Its another BlackBerry entry. It rained cats and dogs the previous night. With all the flooding and Frogs croaking, you know this year’s rainy season has come to make up for last year. I must say I was glad I made it to church. I tell you, the message that came forth and which I… [Read more…]

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Happy Birthday to Jide Salu

July 7, 2010

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Today isb the 7th day of the 7th month and its Jide Salu’s birthday. I can tell you that time really does fly. Wow! Another 365 days raced past and I am alive to give God Almighty all the Glory. There are so many things I ought to be grateful for……so many things. Where do… [Read more…]

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THANK YOU SOUTH AFRICA….

July 11, 2010

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The game just finished and Spain is the new World Champion. It has happened. South Africa promised to put up a show and indeed they have. What a World Cup final. What an event staged  in the continent Africa. I shows that Africa can organise. We have what it takes. We really do. I have… [Read more…]

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4,000 litres stolen…Mandela @ 92

July 18, 2010

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The great man himself is 92 yearsb old. I can still remember where I was when he was released from Prison after 27 long years. My truth, if to be told is this: if God had taken him aside to reveal to him what awaits him as a gift to his been locked up, I… [Read more…]

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The Nigerian way….

July 26, 2010

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I know I have been away for….2 weeks. The longest so far. No excuse, just busy. So much is happening, and I can tell you that, if not for the technology of BlackBerry, it would have been more difficult to update JSD. So what’s up? Well, I am, let’s say permanently at site, mixing and… [Read more…]

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Austerity in Nigeria…is it official?…plus Princess Adenrele and Dele Momodu….

August 1, 2010

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….I am at the back of a car punching away on my BB, on my way from a party in one of the many halls in Unilag, and going by what is turning out to be a familiar topic for discussion at any gathering, I still marvel at the spirit by which Nigerians go about… [Read more…]

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Why Dele Momodu in particular…..

August 6, 2010

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A certain reply has prompted this post and I offer no apologies for what I am about to unleash. These are strictly my opinions as usual and like you I am entitled to them. As much as we express opinions, I shy away from getting very personal. Sitting down in front of a computer, or… [Read more…]

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Jide Salu, can I survive on N10m a year as Salary in Nigeria if I relocate?

August 8, 2010

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Hello guys, I can say that it has been a while since I posted any tips on settling down better in Nigeria, until now. Someone whom I would call a dear friend sent me an email posing a question that I thought might be of interest to you. Read his poser and my replies below.… [Read more…]

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Obasanjo Assassinated?….”I dey kempe”

August 9, 2010

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​BREAKING NEWS:Former President of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo has been assasinated in his home town in Ogun state by unknown gun men. He was confirmed dead at the General Hospital Ota, Ogun state few hours after his convoy was ambushed I got a BB message telling me about the assassination of OBJ. I knew it was… [Read more…]

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JSD BlackBerry Pin – 272F2713

August 11, 2010

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…You know, a few days ago, I had a brain wave, I digested it, I lingered on it for a while and then I told myself “Why not, If not”. My idea was to make myself more available to JSD readers who may want instant info about what is happening here in Nigeria and I… [Read more…]

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“God Bless Nigeria” and the BB craze…

August 26, 2010

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My very dear sweet sister, Funmi Onifade forwarded an email to me as pasted below. As a Nigerian, read and ponder. “Fellow Nigerians, You may have seen this video, but whether or not, please click below and let us all agree one thing – we can learn from the Americans who end every sentence with “God… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note – names of churches

August 27, 2010

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Guys, it has been quite a while I had posted on Friday for the “on a lighter note” series, and I must warn you in advance that what you are about to read below may cause damage to your health… READ ON and find out why. Have a great weekend and God bless. Here goes:… [Read more…]

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….”and you never graduate….”

September 21, 2010

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….It was Dee, my fellow blogger, whom I got BB chatting with who made this poignant statement…read this o…”You never graduate from school of life in Nigeria” Not that you do else where, but it just kind of resonated with me as she sent that statement. I agree with her whole heartedly. I do. The… [Read more…]

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10-10-10

October 10, 2010

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Hmnnn, it’s been quite a while I must say. Where do I start from, hehn? At the moment, I am on a break in Europe and I must say that I am a little bit worried. Why? I have been sleeping like a new born baby. Every moment I spend sitting down waiting for my next… [Read more…]

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33 Miners – the miracle “down under”….

October 14, 2010

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…….absolutely incredible…..stunning…..as important as the historical trip to the moon, I would add. Never before has the world witnessed such a rescue organised by a developing nation, whatever that means. The San Jose Mine has suddenly become one of the most famous mines in the world today because of the resilience of the people of Chile,… [Read more…]

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Countdown to ROCKSHOCK as JSD clocks 2…..

November 11, 2010

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Dear reader, It’s some minutes past 11pm and I have being busy working on a project you will all get to know of before the end of the year. How time flies. There is so much to write about, but I just can’t now. It just doesn’t feel right at all. I must apologise that… [Read more…]

The RockShock Diaries – 25th November 2010

November 25, 2010

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* It’s one month to Christmas today. If you are not aware, today is the 25th of November and you would not say there is anything special a whole nation is looking forward to in a month’s time. Christmas decorations have been up in Europe since October, with shops and malls draped in the customary… [Read more…]

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RockShock Diaries – 26th November 2010

November 26, 2010

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Mother of all laughter Former President, Olusegun Obasanjo was reported to have had a good laugh when approached by reporters while leaving the council chambers of the presidential villa where he had, alongside three other former heads of state, attended the National Council of State meeting. I really almost did not believe it  when he was… [Read more…]

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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU…..

January 8, 2011

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You know what….you just never know how precious something is to you until you either loose it or about to…..hmmmnnnn, I guess you already know that right. It was a close call you know….as this blog was almost deleted. Yes, deleted. JSD was suspended for reasons which I will not even dare go into. Can… [Read more…]

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Money, Power and Death…..

January 13, 2011

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…..you see, it’s the new-year and with loads of people this time of the year, excluding my humble self, there would have been millions of “doomed to fail” 2011 resolutions. Funny that is. The bet is on that by the 3rd week of January, the new-year resolution would have metamorphosed into dissolution. A dear friend… [Read more…]

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Rockshock…

January 20, 2011

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…..remember guys, I did mention a while back that I was working on a project that is so dear to my heart. I believe it is now time to reveal what has kept me up awake for most nights. It is with absolute delight that I introduce to you the brand that is about to… [Read more…]

Rockshock is on Twitter……

January 24, 2011

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It was very busy for me on Saturday. This year is election year in Nigeria and I am so determnined to cast my vote this time around. There is no point gathering around at clubs or at parties to talk Nigeria down. The least I can do is to register and cast my vote, the… [Read more…]

Dele Momodu’s 11.11pm phone call to me….and by the way I have registered to VOTE…

January 28, 2011

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I have registered. Yes I have, what about you, that is if you are a Nigerian and you reside in Nigeria. But wait a minute; if you do not reside in Nigeria, nothing stops you from asking your friends and family back home if they have registered. It was reported on the news that the… [Read more…]

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The Inspirational speech – “No more excuses, let’s save Nigeria……”

January 31, 2011

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Rockshock Entertainment were at “THE FUTURE AWARDS – TFA” last night. A gathering that has been considered to be one of, if not the most prestigious youth gathering in Africa. The brain behind “TFA” is a 26 year old ex-University of Lagos Nigerian by the name of Chude Jideonwo. His Rousing speech which was given… [Read more…]

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The Future Awards by RockshockEnt…..

January 31, 2011

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Read the full report at RockshockEnt! website.

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Frightening photograph…..

February 4, 2011

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The photograph below speaks volume of the Nigeria that I reside. Come take a look and let us play a game of what is actually wrong with the Photograph below. It is obvious that the ‘Okada’ (Motor cyclist) is either frightened or bemused or what!…..as you could probably detect in the caption. The Nigerian Police… [Read more…]

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EXCLUSIVE ROCKSHOCK PHOTOS @ The Future Awards

February 5, 2011

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The Future Awards took place last Sunday at the grand Landmark Village venue, in Lekki and guess what? Yes, ROCKSHOCK ENTERTAINMENT was present to capture the stars and future stars that graced the occasion. From the legendary Nigerian screen idol RMD, to the international acclaimed actress Genevieve Nnaji and to Presidential hopefuls Pat Utomi and Dele… [Read more…]

A candid Blackberry Chat with ‘Toks Toh Badd’

February 7, 2011

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Hello guys, I believe you are all well. My Blackberry (BB) has suddenly become very busy, busy to the point that the battery life no longer lasts the day before it expires. Very unusual. It is getting very busy with Rockshock Entertainment! By the way, have you checked out the temporary site at http://www.rockshockent.blogspot.com ?… [Read more…]

A story to make you ponder…..

February 9, 2011

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A friend sent me the story below and I thought I had to share it with you all. If, like me, its your first time of reading, I honestly believe you ought to spend a few minutes to ponder….and if you are lucky to have read it in the past, then, you have another opportunity… [Read more…]

HAPPY VALENTINE…….

February 14, 2011

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…….do you all know what today is all about? It’s crazy mehnnnn!! Nigeria, I keep on telling you guys is a continent. We are so special. We are specialists in taking things overboard. We love to celebrate, and today is no different. It’s 14th Feb. and its Val day. Everybody is in a red mood.… [Read more…]

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Lagos, Nigeria…it’s getting scary once again

February 17, 2011

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Would I be right to declare that the “good feel” factor in Lagos, Nigeria is coming to an abrupt end? I don’t know. I have experienced a relatively peaceful life since relocating to Nigeria, almost 3 years now. Thanks to a combination of factors. When you hear of the rate of armed robbery and kidnapping… [Read more…]

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Is This Photograph a Disaster?

February 21, 2011

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Was it such a disastrous Grammy appearance? Was it? Take a look at the photographs below and be the Judge? Well, I guess, this is what celebrities ought to expect – the good, the bad and the ugly. When the going is good, it is really, really good. However, when its bad, it can be… [Read more…]

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Pastor Bakare “Kidnapped”….

February 23, 2011

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….Well, not in the real sense of the word, but close enough. Read on this exclusive report and be the judge. Venue: Sheraton Hotel Date: Tuesday, 22nd Feb. 2011 The clandestine meeting was to convince the Vice Presidential aspirant of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC) political party, Pastor Tunde Bakare to step down from… [Read more…]

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Bode George, the ex-convict…the “Joseph of our Time?”

March 1, 2011

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The words below were meant to scold a child that has seriously erred. Someone who had been indicted for a mega offence. In his words, Venerable Tayo Aduloju of the Cathedral Church of Christ, Marina, Lagos, had this to say…… “If you go about in arrogance; if you are found where elections are rigged; if… [Read more…]

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“I stake my reputation on this story”…Jide Salu

March 2, 2011

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…Toyin (lamikayty@yahoo.com) I can’t see anything funny reading a group of well known influential Pastors gathered in an hotel to discourage a fellow Pastor from contesting to represent Nigerians. I can see you can. All this is in reference to my earlier post - “Bode George, the ex-convict…the “Joseph of our time” I am not… [Read more…]

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The “Oleku” generation of Nigerians…..

March 12, 2011

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Nigeria, without an iota of lie is such a talented country. Honestly! I know, many still find it difficult to comprehend how we live, yet alone survive in this part of the world, but, personally, I thank God always. No Tsunami, no earthquakes, no natural disaster, except those concocted by Nigerians. The entertainment industry in… [Read more…]

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Pray 4 Japan’s nightmare….

March 17, 2011

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Honestly, where do I start? So much has been written about the Japanese Tsunami and Earthquake. It’s scary stuff. Hollywood producers, directors and stunt makers would find it a mammoth task to write a script that remotely captures what is currently sweeping through Japan. Myself and Tolu Ojutiku, a close friend, sat watching CNN’s Amateur… [Read more…]

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….and by the way, what’s the big fuss about that D’Banj interview….

March 23, 2011

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Hello guys, the message below was sent out today to all my BlackBerry contacts (my pin is 21FCE458). This message is addressed to all Nigerians and friends of Nigeria courtesy of Rockshock Entertainment. A website - reclaimnaija.net – has just been set up. It is not an ordinary and irrelevant website. The objective of this e-platform… [Read more…]

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Inside stories – ‘Sex accused’ Pastor Albert Odulele….

March 28, 2011

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…..let me make this declaration that I, Babajide Salu, hereby confess that I do not personally know Pastor Albert or his twin brother Vincent. I know of them. I attended a church programme many years ago at Glory House, the church he over sees, also, at another church programme at Grace Outreach church, he was… [Read more…]

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International preacher Albert Odulele sentenced ……

April 1, 2011

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Odulele, Pastor Albert, of Glory House International Pentecostal church was sentenced today. Pastor Albert today at Woolwich Crown Court, in London was jailed for eight months and six months respectively, to run concurrently, and put on the sex offenders’ register for five years. Channel 4 News understands that there were originally eight alleged victims of Dr… [Read more…]

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Nigeria Election: Good News for Goodluck…..

April 18, 2011

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All hail President Goodluck!!! Well, officially, the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) is yet to declare (as at 10.51am on Monday, 18th April), news from various online news sites have it that President Goodluck is more or less the winner of what many would tag the most successful general elections ever conducted in Nigeria. The… [Read more…]

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A must view…wishing you all a Happy Easter…

April 22, 2011

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This is a youTube video that was presented to me by my daughter. I thought it was thought provoking. Let me know what you think. Do have a Happy Easter. God bless.

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NEXT BOND GIRL TIPPED TO BE A NIGERIAN? BLACKBERRY HOLLA, RAPTURE…..AND JEGA.

May 24, 2011

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My last post was in Easter and so much has transpired since then. This period in the life of Nigeria is very positive and interesting and I am glad to be a part of it. JEGA! The man. The elections in Nigeria were ongoing with some “tsunami” results. With a shaky start, Prof Jega, the… [Read more…]

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Happy Africa’s Day!

May 25, 2011

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Be honest with me here! Were you aware that today is Africa’s Day? I, Jide Salu did not, if I must confess. Thanks to google, with its beautiful caption as usual. According to the official website ( http://www.africaday.info) set up to celebrate and provide information, – it hasn’t been declared a public holiday in Nigeria… [Read more…]

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Photos: Meet Nigeria’s first family…..Goodluck and his Patience

May 31, 2011

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      copyright  - ThisDay Style photographs – TY Bello Studios Jide Salu says another political chapter has been opened in Nigeria….. as these beautiful photographs have revealed Nigeria’s first family as never seen before, so shall the President’s dreams for Nigeria be a revelation to millions of Nigerians.    

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Jide Salu’s Rockshock

June 1, 2011

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Jide Salu’s R O C K S H O C K ThisDay’s style in their special inaugural edition had Nigeria’s first family emblazoned on its cover page. Meet the Jonathan’s was the introduction. Patience, the first lady had this to say: ‘in acting or performance, you act or mimic someone’s style or manner of speaking…..(and……)… [Read more…]

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Jide Salu: the business that went sour…..

June 10, 2011

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……I know that I have an internet presence… that is not in doubt. All you need to do is to Google “Jide Salu” and there you will have it. I knew what I was getting myself into. And with regards my presence and exposure to the world, it’s about to explode….and you will have to… [Read more…]

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GTB Co-Founder – Tayo Aderinokun dies…..

June 16, 2011

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I had heard he was ill….but very ill. I had information he survived a stroke but he had relapsed. There were even rumours some months back that he had passed on, until my BlackBerry contacts alerted me on Tuesday with the demise of the founding member and Managing Director of one of Nigeria’s successful 2nd… [Read more…]

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Have you thought of what your limits are?

June 23, 2011

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 Honestly, have you really given it a thought? You are so fed-up of a lot of things. Its already June, 6 months already in the year 2011 and you can remember December 2010, and it would soon be another December. The seasons do not wait for no one. It is pouring “cats and dogs” here… [Read more…]

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MBGN – Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria – Miss Taraba (Sylvia Nduka) as Controversy surrounds Crown, plus her Tweets…..?

June 26, 2011

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The 24th Edition of the most coveted of beauty pageants competition, SilverBird produced – Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria – MBGN ended almost an hour ago, in controversial style. Based on views expressed on BlackBerry profiles and Twitter plus Facebook, it was adjudged to be the worst, if not, one of the worst produced of… [Read more…]

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Jonathan Goodluck’s Ministerial list (2011)……

June 27, 2011

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Names and designation Emeka Nwogu – Abia Bala Mohammed (FCT) Mohammed Pateh – Bauchi (Health) Mrs Allison-Madueke – Bayelsa (Petroleum) Godsday Orubebe – Delta Onyebuchi Chukwu – Ebonyi Caleb Olubaolade – Ekiti Shamsudeen Usman – Kano (National Planning) Olusegun Aganga – Lagos Labaran Maku – Nasarawa (Information) and Obadiah Ando – Taraba. Zainab Maina –… [Read more…]

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BET AWARDS 2011 – Tweets Monitor as TuFace wins again….

June 27, 2011

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This year’s BET Awards was opened by Mary J Blige accompanied by the Legendary Anita Baker. 9 minutes of superlative stuff according to live reports monitored by Rockshock Entertainment. Kevin Hart, who many viwers agreed is funny and could not be more than 5 feet tall is the host of the show. And the first… [Read more…]

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Nigeria, Where Talents Abound…..

June 28, 2011

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Nigeria, where talents abound……Especially as my intention to operate in the Show Business sector is almost out, those that are already aware have begun to engage me with the view of providing an opportunity for them to expose their talents. And it is for this sole purpose that Rockshock Entertainment has been set up. This… [Read more…]

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Cobhams Asuquo and Rooftop MCs return with “Eromplaini” plus Wizkid, D’Prince and Ice Prince

June 29, 2011

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Cobhams Asuquo, Blind Multi Talented Music Producer, Song writer & Musician likes to say that his music career started when as a child he used to puff his cheeks to play the 12-bar blues. Today, he is known for producing some of the finest artistes in Nigeria. Noteworthy among these artistes is the Nigerian soul-singing sensation,… [Read more…]

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Christy Essien-Igbokwe – Nigerian Legend dies

June 30, 2011

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One of Nigeria’s music Legend ChristyEssien- Igbokwe has died.  My friend Chico on Classic FM 97.7 broke the news on air a few minutes ago. Believe it or not, she died after a brief 3 – day illness. She was aged just 51 years. Christy Essien as I knew and followed was one of the… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note:BlackBerry Naija Jokes Plus Vector ft TuFace

July 1, 2011

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BlackBerry Jokes plus Vector featuring TuFace is my gift to you today. The buzz of blogging daily is slowing creeping back. I am loving it. I have had hundreds of Jokes sent to me via my Blackberry, and to date, I have managed to save……I think 112 jokes. While my intention is to share them… [Read more…]

SAX APPEAL 3 with Kenny G, Mike Aremu, Yolanda Brown and Waje

July 4, 2011

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  Sax appeal 3 featuring world renowned saxophonist Kenny G as the headliner is Mike Aremu’s dream of staging the greatest Jazz event in Nigeria, and judging by what I witnessed, I believe it is on the right path to having his dream come true. I was excited to watch Kenny G live in Nigeria,… [Read more…]

Is 11 years old KAMSEE Nigeria’s Justin Bieber?

July 6, 2011

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Kamsee Ekpeyong? 11 years old? I was listening to Cool FM 96.9 this morning and on came this young, Whizkid like, some may also say Justin Bieber like voice. His name is KAMSEE (Ekpeyong) and he is only 11 years of age. When I said, talents are in abundance, I wasn’t kidding. Direction is the… [Read more…]

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Tha Suspect – I no send u ‘Remix’…plus 2 other versions

July 6, 2011

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CAPital Hill Music is the producer alondside Tha Suspect of this male version of “I No Send You” featuring Sound Sultan, illbliss, Ghetto P, Mi Fliss, MI, Vector & Neato C with special appearances by Dj Tee & Dj Jimmy Jatt. ….and wait for it, that guy Clearance Peters is only the Director of the… [Read more…]

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Jide Salu’s Birthday – 7/7

July 7, 2011

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What can I say, it has been a year to remember. I shall reveal all soon. I am grateful to God Almighty for giving me another opportunity to thank him for adding another year to my life. Many sleep and expect to wake up and never do. As I tap away, many are in the… [Read more…]

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Photos:Quintuplets Nigerian Bimbo Ayelabola and the NHS…

July 8, 2011

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Quintuplets Nigerian Bimbo Ayelabola and the NHS. Hmmnnnnn. Bimbo Ayelabola who happens to be Nigerian, travelled to London on a 6 month Visa , well, she then discovered she was going to have 4 or 5 babies on the NHS. Quintuplets she finally had. Her 37 year old Civil Engineer husband, Ohi Iianbare, according to… [Read more…]

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Rissikat Bade, London Queen of 2011

July 14, 2011

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Rissikat Bade is simply beautiful. Honestly, she is! Rissikat is Miss London 2011. You all know why I am doubly proud to blog this. You guess right, she is NIGERIAN. I don’t care how the foreign press spins this – born in Congo to Nigerian parents blah blah blah, she should be celebrated as a… [Read more…]

Suicide, So Sad…..Tunrayo Ogbara

July 19, 2011

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Tunrayo Ogbara, a beautiful young, Queens College, University of Lagos graduate committed suicide I was informed yesterday or so. She has since been buried according to Muslim rites. Where do I start from hehnnn? What could have prompted this young lady to commit suicide? Now, I am still in the process of gathering stories, and… [Read more…]

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Photos: Suicide – Coffin, Obituary…..

July 19, 2011

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Tunrayo Ogbara was just 26 years old you know! Just 26 young years of age. Mehnnn….seeing those photographs really hit me. Help save a depressed soul by circulating this story. Thanks. God bless you.   Read previous entry on Tunrayo 

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Dele Momodu’s Karenplification of Africa.

July 30, 2011

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As I am tapping on my keyboard, Dele Momodu’s “The Karenplification of Africa” is the no 1 trend in Nigeria, actually he is trending on two fronts. I was notified of this article when he sent a broadcast out. Well, I must say I am an unashamed fan of his writing prowess and immediately opened… [Read more…]

Pastor Albert Odulele is out of jail…

July 30, 2011

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Pastor Albert Odulele is out of jail reports reaching me. The Glory house Founder and General overseer who was sentenced at Woolwich Crown Court, in London was jailed for eight months and six months respectively, to run concurrently, and put on the sex offenders’ register for five years. Pastor Albert who arrived home yesterday morning… [Read more…]

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Photos:Big Brother Amplified Shocker…

July 31, 2011

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Big brother Amplified shocked Africa and Facebook when the last two standing were Nigeria’s Karen and Zimbabwe’s Wendall. The other house favourite, South Africa’s Luclay was the surprise last minute eviction. Fans of the most viewed African TV programme of recent had it all wrapped up fro Karen with over 4o% of the vote with… [Read more…]

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Big Brother Amplified Results cheat?

August 2, 2011

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Big Brother Amplified ended on Sunday night in controversy, not that Mnet organisers mind that. No publicity is bad publicity they say. Viewers all over Africa smell rats, not just one rat, many rats. Viewers are so pissed off with the final outcome of the results. The results pieced together from the DSTV site which… [Read more…]

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Free Music Workshop by Wilson “J’ADORE” Joel

August 3, 2011

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You all know how the music industry in Nigeria is now a force to be reckoned with. I can’t say for certain we are quite there yet, but for Mega stars like Snoop Dogg, Mary J Blige and Kanye West to be taking an interest in doing collabos with our own Stars, and for BET… [Read more…]

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10 Things you didn’t know about Wilson “J’ADORE” Joel

August 3, 2011

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1. JSD: Who is Wilson “J’ADORE” Joel? Family man, or not? Wilson: Hmmm….Whenever I am asked this question “who is ….” ,I take a deep breath before answering…Well, all I can say is i am me, a TOTAL MUSIC BUSINESS ENTREPRENEUR. Single for now.  2. JSD: Why South Africa as a place of abode and… [Read more…]

MIRROR BOY – 10 facts you didn’t know.

August 4, 2011

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Mirror Boy is the film you have to see. The first African film to be premiered in the famous Empire Cinema of Leicester Square, London. There has been so much noise made about this film. Now its finally arrived Nigeria, with its Premier on Friday – 5th August 2011. According to the Synopsis on its official… [Read more…]

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Mirror boy …my ramblings ….

August 6, 2011

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Mirror Boy – I was so looking forward to watching Mirror Boy, the most anticipated Nigerian film that had accumulated so many international award nominations and accolades from CNN and the likes. I really didn’t know what to expect. I had seen the film “Ije” which also starred Genevieve Nnaji and Omotola Jalande Ekeinde. I thought… [Read more…]

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Sam Loco dead?

August 7, 2011

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Sam loco, 66 year old veteran Nollywood actor and comedian was said to have died on location according to reports circulating the web. Well, there are now unconfirmed stories that Sam is truly alive even though he suffered a heart attack. Sadly it has been confirmed that Sam Loco is dead. May his creative soul… [Read more…]

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London Burning…London Riots…a BlackBerry Chat.

August 11, 2011

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London is burning, I hope not any more. I knew I would have to write about the London riots, but it was how I was going to tackle it was what worried me. I contemplated for days until I had a BlackBerry Ping from a friend Tokunbo Koiki, a recently relocated British Nigerian.We had a… [Read more…]

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Wiz Kid has a secret baby….

August 22, 2011

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Reports reaching Rockshock has it that Pop Sensation Wiz Kid has a secret baby daughter…..Read more at ROCKSHOCKENT.COM

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Will “Jada dish Will” for Marc?

August 24, 2011

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Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are having significant problems in their marriage, reports TMZ.com, but they have NOT made a decision to separate … at least not yet — this according to sources connected with the couple. Reports have been swirling that the couple has separated.  We’re told it’s “definitely a possibility” but they haven’t pulled the trigger. … [Read more…]

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PRAY 4 NAIJA – Bomb Blast in Abuja

August 26, 2011

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Abuja Bomb Blast – I actually had NEPA (well, PHCN) in mind for my next post, to write about. How, seemingly it appears, President Goodluck means business providing us with constant electricity, only to be blasted by the news from Abuja on the Honda driven, bomb laden explosion at the UN building in Abuja in… [Read more…]

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Kanye West flew in to see Nigerians perform…

August 30, 2011

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Its official, the Nigerian Entertainment industry is set to promote and improve the image of Nigeria judging by the attention the likes of the Mo’Hits family members are attracting. At the much eagerly awaited KokoKoncert held at the Hammersmith Apollo in London, Kanye West who was seen rejoicing with Jay-Z on the announcement of his wife’s (Beyonce)  pregnancy… [Read more…]

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KANYE WEST and D’BANJ ON STAGE AT THE HAMMERSMITH APOLLO

August 31, 2011

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KANYE WEST and D’BANJ ON STAGE AT THE HAMMERSMITH APOLLO……..It is official, Kanye West has crowned D’Banj, the next Super star from Africa. At the end of Kanye’s impromptu appearance at  the Kokokoncert 3 at the Hammersmith Apollo on Monday August 29th, Kanye, seen left wearing his long Golden necklace, he took it off and placed it… [Read more…]

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Kidnapped Yanju Kusamotu Thomas request $100k ransom

August 31, 2011

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Yanju Kusamotu Thomas is her name. I woke up to get several BlackBerry messages with several updates with her photograph replaced on dp. The message read thus “On Sunday 28th Aug, Yanju Kusamotu-Thomas and her husband went to get fuel, d kidnappers double crossed dem and took Yanju but left her husband. She’s just 25… [Read more…]

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Dangote meets MTV and MTN

September 1, 2011

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Young African entrepreneurs come face to face with the continent’s most successful businessman, Aliko Dangote, in the latest, penultimate episode of MTV Base Meets…with MTN. In this episode. putting Dangote on the spot at Lagos’ Eko Hotel were Nigerian investment banker and MBA student J.G. Ayodele, Zimbabwean born US based Public Administration Masters student Farayi Chipungu, photographer… [Read more…]

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Yes, you found $150K, what would you do?

September 1, 2011

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Honestly, honestly, Christian or just finished fasting Muslim….what would you do if you found $150,000 (N22.5m)? You are unemployed? You are 49 years of age and still living at home with your father? And you found it stacked away not on the street, but in your backyard. What would you do? Wait for it, this… [Read more…]

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CLEARER VIDEO of Kanye West on Stage with D’Banj

September 1, 2011

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Kanye West flew in straight from the Video Music Awards to surprise Nigeria’s Super star, D’Banj and members of the Mo’Hits family. Why is every music lover going nuts over this, you ask? I never like to start a sentence with”because”, but I have…..SHOW BUSINESS is about to take over from the OIL SECTOR in… [Read more…]

FACEBOOK ready to Play your Music

September 1, 2011

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Facebook intends to launch its long-rumored music service in October 2011, even though a Facebook spokesperson told Mashable that “There’s nothing new to announce, many of the most popular music services around the world are integrated with Facebook and we’re constantly talking to our partners about ways to improve these integrations.” According to two sources familiar… [Read more…]

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NAKED PHOTO – ARMED ROBBERS IN NIGERIA

September 2, 2011

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Naked Armed Robbers in Nigeria. Believe you mean, I had a very good think about this photograph before I chose to post. Come rain or sunshine, the good, gad or ugly, you know, I will not shy away from discussing or putting a point across. To be honest, I never really thought this still happens… [Read more…]

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FORBES 40 MOST INFLUENTIAL AFRICAN CELEBRITIES

September 2, 2011

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Mfonobong Nsehe is a contributor for the incredibly influential business magazine – FORBES Magazine. What he does is to chronicle Africa’s success stories and track its richest people. Now, a post or two ago, I made a bold declaration that the Entertainment sector in Nigeria will take over from the Oil sector to positively change the image of… [Read more…]

Photo: 4 year old wears a bra..

September 2, 2011

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Can someone tell me I am going over the top please! A MUM has sparked outrage, writes thesun.co.uk, by padding out her four-year-old daughter’s chest and bottom in a bid to win beauty pageants. Now is it just me been old fashion,or is it the Facebook/Twitter/BlackBerry world we are in that has made it alright… [Read more…]

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I hereby celebrate 12 hours of uninterrupted electricity.

September 2, 2011

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I celebrate 12 hours of electricity or should I not? Now, I need to throw this open to all Nigerians. Have you, like I have of late, n-o-t-i-c-e-d – as you can see, I am whispering, scared of tempting faith – yes, noticed any visible difference in the performance of NEPA (National Electric Power Authority or… [Read more…]

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Kidnapped Yanju Kusamotu Thomas FOUND

September 3, 2011

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Breaking news: Kidnapped Yanju Kusamotu Thomas has been found. Reports reaching me this morning has it that Kidnapped Yanju Kusamotu Thomas was found this morning. I have tried to find out details on her kidnap ordeals, however, through one of her family members, I was able to confirm that the ransom, suspected to be in the… [Read more…]

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TUFACE, AKON, WIZKID, KONVICTED!

September 3, 2011

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CLICK ROCKSHOCKENT.COM FOR THE WIZKID LINK.

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Videos: D’Banj Talks Biz With Tim Westwood

September 3, 2011

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…..more videos over at ROCKSHOCK………yea, its where its happening at the moment.

Kidnapped Yanju Kusamotu Thomas in Hospital

September 5, 2011

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The latest news on Yanju Kusamotu Thomas, the daughter of the late politician Dr Hammed Kusamotu was shed some light in Sunday’s THISDAY. Yanju, it was reported who regained her freedom after she was kidnapped near her home at OPIC-Isheri area, off Lagos-Ibadan Expressway in Ogun State was released after 6 days of captivity. It… [Read more…]

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A Nigerian bought $37, 500 pair of shoes

September 9, 2011

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Sorry guys…..you have to click ROCKSHOCK to find out who this guy is. …..and come back to read my post on Slavery in Nigeria….

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Slavery in Nigeria?

September 13, 2011

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When I screamed Slavery in Nigeria, I really meant it. Read and judge for your self…. “As soon as they left my office building, I knew I had to write about this ABSOLUTELY …..how will I put it, mad economic times we are all in. Now, let me paint the picture. At around 6pm…say 6.20pm… [Read more…]

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IFEANYI UBAH:100 newspaper pages, to congratulate his 40th Birthday.

September 13, 2011

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The celebrant is IFEANYI UBAH who turned 40. He is the boss of Capital Oil and Gas located in Nigeria. According to Lanre Alfred in his “Society Happenings” Column in THISDAY, Ifeanyi Ubah’s celebration had tongues wagging at the amount of publicity it generated. The birthday which was celebrated on Saturday 3rd of September, was… [Read more…]

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Winner of Miss Universe goes not to Sophie Gemal, but to Leila Lopes – Miss Angola

September 13, 2011

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Winner of Miss Universe 2011 goes not to Sophie Gemal, but to Leila Lopes- Miss Angola. Miss Angola 2011, Leila Lopes became the second black African woman and the fourth black woman in the world to win the Miss Universe title at the Miss Universe 2011 competition held at Sao Paulo in Brazil on Monday.… [Read more…]

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FORBES – Africa’s 10 youngest powerful men, and no Nigerian.

September 13, 2011

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MFONOBONG NSEHE, a contributor for the Influential FORBES magazine has compiled, as a follow up up to his earlier list of The 20 Youngest Power Women in Africa, the 10 Youngest Power Men In Africa. Here is the list below: 1.       Joseph Kabila, Congolese, President, Democratic Republic of Congo 2.      Julius Malema, South African, President… [Read more…]

Osondi Owendi’s Mc Loph dies in road crash

September 14, 2011

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Yet another artiste has died in a car accident. This time on the notorious Benin/Ore road on his way to his traditional wedding in the east. He sang Osondi Owendi, in response to Osadebe’s original version.. Osondi Owendi simply means some are happy while some are sad. In this instance, all will be sad.

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Accident Picture of Mc Loph

September 14, 2011

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The rapper Mc Loph who had a mega hit with a remix of Highlife Maestros’s Osita Osadebe’s Osondi Owendi was reportedly killed in an auto accident on the Ore-Benin road. The photograph below was obtained from Notjustok.com and Rockshock

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Photographs and Video of a brutally beaten up Nigerian, Oladimeji Alade by Hospital Security guards in America’s Barnes-Jewish Hospital

September 15, 2011

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The victim;s name is Oladimeji Alade. The accused are security guards at the  Barnes-Jewish Hospital (BJH) Oladimeji’s supposed offence was “Mental Instability”. This was how Oladimeji Alade, a 3rd year resident student at the Uni, in a letter pleading for justice brought this unfortunate brutality by security guards of one of America’s most respected School of Medicine – the… [Read more…]

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Photo: Jay-Z has a secret son?… and it’s not Beyoncé’s?

September 15, 2011

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Well, the gossip on Golden couple Jay-Z and Beyoncé according to the Celebrity gossip internet site Bossip, is that Jaz-Z has a secret son. It is yet to be confirmed if his wife, the super star singer Beyoncé has prior knowledge of his son or not. Click on Rockshock to view photos of Jay-Z’s apparent secret son.

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Beyonce already knows of Jay-z’s secret son?

September 15, 2011

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When Beyonce revealed her baby bump to the world at the MTV Video Music Awards last month, fans were thrilled that the singer and her husband, Jay Z, were going to become new parents. But sensational new claims may well overshadow some of their excitement. The 41-year-old rapper, who has been married to the Crazy… [Read more…]

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09141 dangerous phone number in Nigeria

September 15, 2011

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09141 dangerous phone number in Nigeria It has become so wide spread that the English Daily Mail newspaper carried a headline purportedly telling the world how “FOOLISH some NIGERIANS”, if I would stress, in spite of our educational accreditation, or how else would you interpret this headline by the Daily mail below:. This phone number… [Read more…]

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How 50 cent could not buy out Chinua Achebe’s “Things Fall Apart” for $1m

September 15, 2011

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How Things Fell Apart for 50 cent movie. 50 cents’ latest film – “Things Fall Apart” has a new title in “All Things Fall Apart”. If you think money can buy you anything, then you will have to think again. Popular Rap artist, actor and now film producer, 50 cent  thought he could buy his… [Read more…]

VIDEO/AUDIO AS HUNT FOR GANG RAPISTS IN ABIA STATE UNIVERSITY (ABSU) BEGINS

September 20, 2011

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ABIA STATE UNIVERSITY (ABSU) GANG RAPE SCANDAL These were some of the utterances from the excruciating ordeal this girl must have gone through; biko, biko…. (victim’s voice) you don finish…. cool down….. please now… (victim’s voice) its not fair…. (victim’s voice) kill me…., you people should just kill me… (victim’s voice) commot (take off)  your… [Read more…]

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Photos: Tuface Party birthday (Exclusive photos by Rockshockent.com)

September 20, 2011

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ABSU Gang Rape: I AM DONE

September 25, 2011

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This is to announce to all that I am done with reporting or commenting on the Abia State University Gang Rape for personal reasons.

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Don Jazzy opens nite club…M.I owes N8m….plus P-Square Anger all in Rockshock gist…

September 27, 2011

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Don Jazzy, Mo’hits boss is set to open up his night club…..click for more gist at Rockshock

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Tupac’s sex tape surfaces after 15 years

October 3, 2011

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TMZ’s has posted that Tupac’s sex tape surfaces after 15 years Tupac died 15 years ago you know. 15 years ago, but his legend still leaves on. You all remember he died from respiratory failure and cardiac arrest 6 days after he was shot 4 times on September 7th 1996. Born Tupac Amaru Shakur on… [Read more…]

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Simon Cowell in denial over calling Beyonce and Lady Gaga ‘Boring’.

October 3, 2011

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Full gist in Rockshock…. Well not much happening in Nigeria today….we are on holidays (Courtesy of Independence day). Project fame (West African reality music TV show) was on last night at Eko Expo and Brandy was in town…seems to be the only venue in town at the moment….Friday night was all packed, I mean the night… [Read more…]

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Keeping up with the Mandelas….

October 3, 2011

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Keeping up with the Mandelas…. When you see this headline…”Keeping up with the Mandelas”…a reality TV programme, you cannot help to take notice. That is the magnetic power the word (forget its a name for a minute) MANDELA has. Three of former president Nelson Mandela’s grandchildren are to star in a new reality show, it… [Read more…]

Amanda Knox reigns while Meredith Kercher remains dead

October 4, 2011

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The sad thing about this Amanda Knox drama is that the victim (Meredith Kercher), while I am glad justice was arrived at, remains dead and all the world is talking about this minute is the celebration of the release of Amanda Knox after 4 lengthy years of agony. I ask myself, how on earth will the family… [Read more…]

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Breaking: Apple visionary Steve Jobs has passed away at the age of 56

October 6, 2011

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Apple visionary Steve Jobs has passed away at the age of 56 “Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.” – Steve Jobs He certainly left a legaacy.May his soul rest in peace.

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Steve Jobs: a finished assignment?

October 6, 2011

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Tolu Ojutiku and I just had a late night chat…that was yesterday. Actually, it was already way past midnight. I still was on the phone to a friend when my Blackberry buzzed and it was a breaking news alert from Hitfix. It read “Breaking: Apple visionary Steve Jobs has passed away at the age of… [Read more…]

Steve Jobs’ 2005 Inspirational Stanford Commencement Address

October 10, 2011

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Steve Jobs’ 2005 Inspirational and legendary Stanford Commencement Address has attracted 10,683,942 views (till date). I have posted the video below for your view as well as the text to his speech. Get ready to be inspired. Money appeared to matter little to Steve Jobs. He told the Wall Street Journal: “Being the richest man in… [Read more…]

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BlackBerry outage as Nigerians are fooled into a quick solution.

October 11, 2011

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“Dear BlackBerry users, we are going to da a update for bbm from 11pm till 5am this to day. You if you don’t send this to all your contacts your update will be cancelled and you would not be allowed to chat with your contacts as you have the old version”. The BlackBerry message (BBM)… [Read more…]

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Baba Suwe suspected cocaine’s arrest

October 14, 2011

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Cocaine: Baba Suwe Arrested At Airport … This popular Yoruba speaking actor, real names Alhaji King Babatunde Ayinla Nurudeen Olasunkanmi Omidina, popularly known as Baba Suwe was arrested by National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA with substances suspected to be hard drugs concealed in his stomach. He was arrested at Muhammed International Airport in Lagos on Wednesday,… [Read more…]

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2.5m Lagos residents are “mad” – they have mental disorder.

October 14, 2011

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How can a possible 2.5m Lagos residents, out of a population of the estimated 18 million residents in Lagos be crazy? Gone Loppy? Mad? Ok, they have some kind of mental disorder! Do you guys realise this represents 14.1 percent of the total population in Lagos? This is what the Lagos State Commissioner for Health,… [Read more…]

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YouWin – the initiative for young Nigerians

October 28, 2011

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YouWin!!! This is President Jonathan Goodluck’s idea of creating a sort of Business Angel kind of initiative. I am not too sure though of how this will eventually pan out. Honestly speaking, I would have been so mightily excited if it were to be a sort of private initiative, because, do you know why… I hope… [Read more…]

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Church Universities, soooo expensiveeee.Why?

October 29, 2011

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Why are universities founded by churches so expensive? So out of reach of church members. The other day, I was watching Victor Ayara interview the National President of the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor. One of the questions Victor put forward to Pastor Oritsejafor was on the controversial issue of expensive Church university tuition fees. What Oritsejafor had to say… [Read more…]

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Good bye MC Loph

October 30, 2011

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The Nigerian rapper, MC Loph, real name Obiajulu Kenneth Nwaozor was buried on Friday, October 28, 2001 along with his sister Chinwe at his family’s compound in Ugwuaro, Anambra State. The rapper who died while driving down to the East along the Benin/Ore road when his automobile crashed on Wednesday, September 14, 2011 was in the company… [Read more…]

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F.B.I and X-Tee…..new talents to rival WizKid

October 31, 2011

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I am in the entertainment industry because of my love for creativity. I receive demo and finished materials all the time and I yearn to expose these guys. Two of such guys are singers I honestly believe will rival Wizkid, whom Rockshock reported a few weeks ago had been signed up by Akon’s Konvict Muzik. Anyway,… [Read more…]

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N155 billion paid by 71,000 Nigerian students in Ghana.

October 31, 2011

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N155 billion paid by 71,000 Nigerian students in Ghana. “Athough there isn’t comprehensive data on the number of Nigerian students abroad, recent data has shown that there are about 71,000 Nigerian students in Ghana paying about N155 billion annually as tuition fees as against the annual budget of N121 billion for all federal universities.” The… [Read more…]

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167 million Nigerians out of 7 billion World population

November 1, 2011

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According to demographers, the world’s population hit one billion in 1804 and it took 123 years to hit the two billion mark in 1927. However, the pace has accelerated considerably — hitting three billion in 1959, four billion in 1974, five billion in 1987, six billion in1998 and now, seven billion. The UNPF indicates that… [Read more…]

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40 more States in Nigeria…..?

November 1, 2011

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In the midst of it all there are 40 state creation requests sent to the National Assembly. Only in Nigeria. 40 requests for new states, yes , in addition to the 36 states in Nigeria are to be tabled for debate in the National Assembly. This could just be the solution we have been searching… [Read more…]

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Let there be light, as U.S bank is set to release $1.5b to Nigeria

November 2, 2011

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Let there be light, as U.S bank is set to release $1.5b to Nigeria It is with trepidation and excitement that I read about a U.S. bank which is set to release $1.5b for Nigeria’s electricity reform. Guys, Guys, Guys…..check out what Mr Rick Angioni, the bank’s Regional Director for Africa had to say about… [Read more…]

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RACISM IN NIGERIA: WHITES ONLY PLEASE, AS NIGERDOCK SHIPYARD IS ACCUSED….

November 3, 2011

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RACISM IN NIGERIA: WHITES ONLY PLEASE, AS NIGERDOCK SHIPYARD IS ACCUSED Workers Allege Racism In Nigerdock . This has been reported by PM news. The report went on to say that the aggrieved casual workers in the Nigerdock  Shipyard on Snake Island Tincan protested yesterday against their inhuman treatment by the company’s management. Now read… [Read more…]

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Nigeria retaliates and slashes British Airways flights from 7 to 3 times a week

November 3, 2011

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Nigeria retaliates and slashes British Airways flights from 7 to 3 times a week In what is considered a retaliatory move, the Federal Government has slashed British Airways’ (BA) flights to Lagos from seven times a week to three, with effect from Tuesday, November 8 according to reports in THISDAYLIVE.COM Before the flight reduction, the… [Read more…]

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PHOTOS: Lucky Igbinedion’s “Signature House” Abuja Mansion

November 4, 2011

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Lucky  Igbinedion’s “Signature House” Abuja Mansion These photographs are exclusive of saharareporters.com. You know what, I really don’t get it! I never have.I never will and I wouldn’t bother to get into the mindset of these evil leaders we have in Nigeria. It beats me. Seriously, I just can’t wrap my head round it. What… [Read more…]

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On A Lighter Note with BB Jokes

November 4, 2011

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Hmmmnnn, is this the future? Jamaican wife’s water dun brek A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying “Doc!Doc! Come fas nuh! Is muh wife man! She water dun brek man! She bout to born de chile! “The doctor came over and told the father “Hold de lamp… [Read more…]

Shit! Baba Suwe released at last….

November 4, 2011

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What a farce, huh? How long does it take to shit? After 23 days of anticipating the most required “shit” in Nigeria, and kept in detention in the camp of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, over suspicions that he concealed nacortic substance in his stomach, ace comedian, Babatunde Omidina a.k.a. Baba Suwe was… [Read more…]

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JSD is 3 years old Today

November 11, 2011

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November 12th 2009 is JSD’s birthday All I wanted was a medium where I could express my thoughts, and instead of moaning, I created one – thanks to WORDPRESS. I am no where near my goals, but I have chosen to persevere and never give up. I have always said and written that anyone that has… [Read more…]

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Nurse Omolayo Abayomi “begs Jesus” for help in her negligence

November 6, 2011

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Nurse Omolayo Abayomi begs Jesus for help Omolayo Abayomi, a nurse in the UK, cried ‘Jesus help him’ 20 times before the child’s mother told her to ‘shut up’. This was how Daily Mail reported the story. The parents of the child claimed the Nigerian Nurse threw her hands in the air and begged for… [Read more…]

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PHOTOS: What is and not bizarre and about Kelly’s headgear and Lady Gaga’s fishnet?

November 6, 2011

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Kelly Rowland Vs Lady Gaga When the press loves you or hates you, you can always tell. Can anyone tell me if Daily Mail online likes or dislikes Kelly Rowland with this headline: “Here we go again! X Factor finalists arrive for rehearsals ahead of live show, as Kelly wears bizarre head wrap” Diva: Kelly… [Read more…]

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Photo: Duncan Mighty’s Rolla

November 7, 2011

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Duncan Mighty One of my favourite artiste of this year, the hard working, supremely talented, down to earth Duncan Mighty gave himself an early Christmas present. Well he is now the proud owner of a personalised plate number - “PH 1st Son” Royce Phantom. The artiste with the mega hit “Port Harcourt boy” is reputed for… [Read more…]

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Photo: Banky W found a live cockroach in take away food

November 7, 2011

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Banky W, the artiste behind the hit tune “Lagos party” and CEO of Empire Mates Entertainment, label behind Wiz Kid ordered food from his favourite V.I restaurant and lo and behold, found a live cockroach dancing around his food. Check out hs tweets; And here is Mr Cockroach himself as tweeted by Mr “Lagos Party”… [Read more…]

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Joe Frazier, Boxing Legend Dies

November 8, 2011

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As Joe Frazier dies…. Mehnnn, all these guys are dying. Steve Jobs, now Smokin Joe Frazier. I know, it’s getting to the end of the year, and the mind naturally looks out for bad news. Famously in Nigeria, and only in Nigeria have the months of September to December, christened the “ember” months by my… [Read more…]

HOSTAGE TAKING: FBI RANKS NIGERIA 4TH IN THE WORLD

November 14, 2011

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HOSTAGE TAKING: FBI RANKS NIGERIA 4TH IN THE WORLD When it comes to hostage taking and kidnapping, the American Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) has given Nigeria the fourth position in its global ranking. To be honest with you, I am quite surprised at this dizzy position, when you consider countries (listed by Terrorism Research)… [Read more…]

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Saudi Arabia’s richest, Prince Alwaleed to invest in Nigeria

November 18, 2011

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Saudi Billionaire Prince Alwaleed to Invest In Nigeria First it was the U.S. Export-Import Bank who signed a deal with Nigeria to provide $1.5 billion for U.S. companies to work in the underperforming power sector, which is holding back growth in the country. Some weeks after, HRH Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Bin AbdulAziz Alsaud ,… [Read more…]

PHOTOS EXCLUSIVE: As OJB produces 2011 “The Ovation Red Carol Tune”

December 2, 2011

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CLICK TO LISTEN 2011 “THE OVATION RED CAROL” TUNE THE INTERVIEW I had asked Dele Momodu the publisher of Ovation Magazine who was behind this year’s “The Ovation Red Carol” Tune. His immediate reply was OJB. You must crave my indulgence and ignorance here, that is because I had only heard of OJB in passing… [Read more…]

PHOTO: Who on earth butchered this lady in Lekki, Lagos. Nigeria? HELP FIND THE LEKKI KILLER!

December 9, 2011

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KINDLY STUDY THE PHOTOGRAPH ABOVE. SHE WAS (SUPPOSEDLY) KILLED AND CUT INTO PIECES BY HER BOYFRIEND TODAY. DO YOU KNOW HER? IS THIS TRUE? This post was influenced by a BlackBerry. message I got less than an hour ago. The original BB message is below I jos got & decide 2share it 2save lyfs What is dis… [Read more…]

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GORY PHOTO – be warned – Lekki Killer still at large!

December 10, 2011

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SURELY SOMEONE MUST KNOW THIS LADY WHO WAS BUTCHERED IN LEKKI, LAGOS? The news about town says she was a model, is this true? Is she a familiar face on the social circuit? Is she on Face Book? Who was it that sent out the original photograph that captured the young lady’s face? Who was it… [Read more…]

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Nigeria is Boring……..

December 23, 2011

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Nigeria is boring….. The traffic is horrendous. There is no constant electricity. It is very expensive. We now have toll gates, three of them on a less than 50 km stretch of road. It is boring talking and complaining about these man made Nigerian disasters. This is why Nigeria can be such a bore especially… [Read more…]

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It’s 2012 and you should count yourself lucky…

January 2, 2012

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It’s another opportunity to start again. 2011 is gone for ever. Many did not make it to the Olympic year. You did. Apart from making another attempt at setting a new year resolution which, let’s face it, never really does it, how do you intend to go about this year. Do you know that, its… [Read more…]

Nigeria, our future….

January 2, 2012

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The buzz on the internet and social network media in Nigeria today is about the announcement of the removal of fuel subsidy. So…. Have you thought of doing things differently? That is if your objectives are to accomplish more. I have, and it is for this reasons that I am not going to join the… [Read more…]

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It’s Possible….

January 3, 2012

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It’s the 3rd day already, and I bet its business as usual for many of us out there. I am not under any illusion that many will stop coming to this page because I have made that CHOICE, God’s gift, to change tact. I want to Inspire, Motivate, Encourage and Empower you in what ever… [Read more…]

17 Ways Rich People Think Differently from Poor People…

January 4, 2012

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Now let’s get down to doing something differently. What I tell myself all the time is that my mentors such as Richard Branson and Will Smith do not have two heads. Yes one is White and the other is Black, so as its possible for the White person, so is it for the Black. I… [Read more…]

Check out where your daily ROUTINE is leading you to….

January 6, 2012

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Where is your daily routine leading you to? Do you have a daily routine to Success or failure? Are you even aware of what you do consciously or unconsciously that may have become a routine? It’s already 6 days old into the new year and you may inadvertently have either continued on the old pattern… [Read more…]

Fuel Subsidy Removal:President Jonathan Goodluck’s Speech

January 7, 2012

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A recording of President Jonathan Goodluck’s fuel subsidy removal speech, carefully put together had been broadcast to the nation. The after thought speech which, when carefully analysed was, in my opinion, put together to appease Nigerians will go down in history, for so many reasons which I am not prepared to go into.  A lot… [Read more…]

Fuel Subsidy removal occupies Nigeria as Dr Levi Ajuonuma (GGM, Corporate Affairs of NNPC) resigns?

January 12, 2012

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Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, Governor of Nigeria’s Central Bank says “We are like a poor man with a rich neighbour. The neighbour builds a good house, buys several cars, eat expensive food, travel abroad every year and still have huge balances in several current accounts. Then you choose to live that lifestyle and mortgage your house,… [Read more…]

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Fuel Subsidy Removal Crisis: Mother of all Photographs

January 12, 2012

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“One day the poor will have nothing left to eat but the rich.” Ladies and Gentlemen, its fast reaching that stage. As long as you are a Nigerian, you will be affected, indirectly or directly.  

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“SCARFF™

January 12, 2012

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When developing goals, the application of “SCARFF™” provides focus and ensures that most areas in our life are looked at. To remind you again, they would include: Spiritual – the essence of your being Career – utilisation of your gifts, talents, special abilities Affecting – deeds of selflessness, investment in others Recreation – leisure, interests,… [Read more…]

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Photos: Fuel Subsidy removal – why isn’t there uproar by the International press? Plus Nuhu Ribadu tweets at last.

January 13, 2012

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Jonathan Goodluck and his subsidised friends can fool some Nigerians all of the time, and all Nigerians some of the time, but you cannot fool all of Nigerians all of the time. Jide Salu (thanks to Abraham Lincoln) -16th President of US (1809 – 1865) I did an extensive research on the internet on the… [Read more…]

Breaking News + Shocking Photo + Revealing Tweets…

January 13, 2012

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BREAKING: Save Nigeria Group announces that the rallies will take a break for the week-end & resume on Monday. #OccupyNigeria RT @DeJiggyman: BREAKING NEWS: The Nigerian Broadcast Commission threatens to sanction TVC over live coverage of #OccupyNigeria protests. RT @NaijaCyberHack: “BREAKING NEWS: FUEL SUBSIDY SCAM: EFCC detains Adenuga, Otedola and othershttp://www.efccnigeria.org” #OccupyNigeria @AmseunlawalOluwaseun Lawal @T_Bakare just said we would give them saturday… [Read more…]

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Tunde Bakare’s Speech (PRESS RELEASE BY THE COVENER OF SAVE NIGERIA GROUP: S.N.G. OJOTA RALLY DAY 5)

January 13, 2012

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Today is the 5th day of our ongoing civil protest against the oppressive policy of the Federal Government as they feed fat on our resources while expecting the citizens of our nation to fast and pray, and at the same time try hard to remove the crumbs the poor depend on for survival. I salute… [Read more…]

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Breaking News: Strike ends @12noon to resume….

January 13, 2012

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@katty49ngObaitan Catherine RT”@YNaija:Tunde Bakare has announced that protesters will disperse at 12 for Jumnat prayers.No protests saturday and sunday #occupynigeria“ @Malah_sayzMr_MM RT @rosanwo: #OccupyNigeriaprotests will be on recess from 12noon today Friday 13th, 2012 to (cont) tl.gd/fa9ef7 @daisysmylesDaisy RT @rosanwo: #OccupyNigeriaprotests will be on recess frm 12noon 2day Fri 13th, 2012 to re-convey on Monday 16th, 2012 if petrol is not… [Read more…]

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Photos/Video:10 Fuel Subsidy Cabals Named….

January 13, 2012

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At an “Occupy Nigeria” rally organised by the Save Nigeria Group, 10 Nigerians, referred to as Fat cats and Oil cabals were announced as beneficiaries of the Fuel subsidy in Nigeria. Those mentioned are as follows: Cabal No 1 Sayyu Dantata (MRS) Cabal No 2: Oando – Wale Tinubu. Cabal No 3: AP/Zenon Oil -Femi Otedola… [Read more…]

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Fuel Subsidy Removal Crisis – The Speed of Trust

January 13, 2012

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 A friend of mine had written the article below, I felt it was so spot on. I asked if  I could post and he kindly obliged. Read and be advised. This opportunity must not be allowed to slip by, it may never come again. Happy read. The Speed of Trust I have watched with very… [Read more…]

Fuel Subsidy Removal/Occupy Nigeria – TWEETS OF THE DAY

January 14, 2012

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Fuel Subsidy Removal/Occupy Nigeria –  TWEETS OF THE DAY @frickydomeAtolani Ridwan RT @elrufai: RT @omojuwa: It cost us 75% of our wealth to run the government and 25% to run the country. THIS MUST CHANGE! #OccupyNigeria   @ITRealmsOnlineRemmy Nweke Nigerian media which reported arrest of some cabals, yanks story off d net following d hacking of EFCC website #fuelsubsidy #occupynigeria… [Read more…]

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Fuel Subsidy Removal Crisis: 5 IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK YOUR PASTOR AND IMAM TODAY

January 14, 2012

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5 IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK YOUR PASTOR AND IMAM TODAY I have tried to pass this message across in so many ways. Again I reiterate, “the current protest dubbed ‘occupy Nigeria’ is one opportunity that we must never let pass without achieving a meaningful and visible change in Nigeria’. However we choose to call this… [Read more…]

Occupy Nigeria: Interview with Bakare as he says there is no transformation without sacrifice.

January 15, 2012

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Occupy Nigeria: Interview with Bakare as he says there is no transformation without sacrifice. Convener of Save Nigeria Group (SNG) and vice presidential candidate of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC), Pastor Tunde Bakare, has expressed confidence that the mass protest against the removal of fuel subsidy will continue until the President Goodluck Jonathan government… [Read more…]

Posted in: Nigeria, The Interview

Occupy Nigeria/ NLC – FG meeting: What is wrong with this Photo?

January 15, 2012

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To be honest I am worried.  Very worried, especially when I saw this photo, courtesy of THISAYLIVE.COM. Is it me, or my cynical mind that has viewed this photo differently? I am not sure anymore. I don’t know what to believe. What do you think? Read on…… Those guys in the photograph all looked like”… [Read more…]

Fuel Subsidy Removal Crisis: A REVOLT you must not let slip into OBLIVION plus the VIDEO that shows you just why you must not be bored or tired to “Occupy Nigeria”.

January 15, 2012

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I am not tired and I wouldn’t be. It is amazing how after 5 days of down tools, some Nigerians have started to complain of boredom and tiredness. Can’t these Nigerians see that if God is about to deliver a nation, he allows these things to happen? Isn’t it God sent that for a long time, Nigerians of all… [Read more…]

SUBSIDY MADE SIMPLE – PASTOR ‘TUNDE BAKARE, SUNDAY, JANUARY 15, 2012

January 16, 2012

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SUBSIDY MADE SIMPLE – PASTOR ‘TUNDE BAKARE, SUNDAY, JANUARY 15, 2012 by Save Nigeria Group (Official Fan Page) on Sunday, 15 January 2012 at 12:14 Pastor ‘Tunde Bakare delivered this expose on Fuel Subsidy at The Latter Rain Assembly a few hours ago (Sunday, 15th Jan.2012). Please read, digest, and share with as many people as you… [Read more…]

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10 Inspiring Quotes by Pastor Tunde Bakare

January 16, 2012

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10 Inspiring Quotes by Pastor Tunde Bakare   If politics, desire for popularity, politicians or their money are the reasons why I led civil protest against Fuel Subsidy…Let my name be removed from the book of Life. BUT If national peace, steady and predictable progress in Nigeria is the reason why I resisted the government.… [Read more…]

Posted in: Inspirational, Nigeria

GENERAL JONATHAN GOODLUCK’S SPEECH

January 16, 2012

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Dear Compatriots, 1.    This is the second time in two weeks I will address you on the deregulation of the downstream petroleum sector. In the last seven days, the nation has witnessed a disruption of economic activities.  Although, the economic imperatives for the policy have been well articulated by government, the Nigerian Labour Congress (NLC)… [Read more…]

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HISTORIC PHOTOS OF GENERAL GOODLUCK AND PAST MILITARY GENERALS

January 16, 2012

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AND FINALLY Never before has a Nigerian democratically elected president disappointed his people. Never. Sir Frederick Lord Lugard     1912 – 1919 Sir Hugh Cliford     1919 – 1925 Sir Lukmer Thompson     1925 – 1931 Sir Donald Cameron     1931 – 1935 Sir Barard Boundillion     1935 – 1943 Sir Authur Richard     1943… [Read more…]

Gov. Fasola’s TV broadcast on deployment of soldiers across Lagos.

January 16, 2012

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Dear Lagosians, For the past few days, I have monitored the developments related to the public protest against the increase in the pump price of petrol. During that period, I have at the invitation of my colleagues in the Governor’s Forum responded to an invitation from the Presidency. My role since last Monday till date… [Read more…]

Posted in: Nigeria
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