I got an email from my very dear brother Usman. It was titled “You Lazy (Intellectual) African Scum!” I had to read it……read on and be shocked? or Motivated. I advice you though, it’s not for the faint hearted… So I got this in my email this morning… They call the Third World the lazy… [Read more…]
“Why should I waste my time thinking about what to do, when I can go and do it?” Does that sound familiar to you? We have all said this to ourselves at one point or the other, to justify how busy we are. This may suggest that goals are not that important, and then I… [Read more…]
Occupy Nigeria Protestants led by Mr SHOWORE OMOYELE shut down Town Hall meeting with Minister of State at the Grand Hyatt hotel, New York, NY.
Within the budget of the State House is a proposal to buy two brand new, bullet-proof Mercedes Benz 600E cars for the presidency at about $1 million each. I guess since our two topmen are getting new cars, it makes sense for them to have an additional new aircraft as well – but in a… [Read more…]
The popular Nollywood actor Richard Mofe-Damijo was involved in a motor accident and was believed dead. He refuted news of his death in a BlackBerry Message to his friends. Below is the BBM: Hi my name is Richard Mofe-Damijo and contrary to d rumours yesterday that I was in a coma, unconscious n even dead,… [Read more…]
It is not in our DNA to fight and die for our nation. It is not in our DNA to refuse a carrot offered….Jide Salu Dying at home and dying on the street are two different versions of dying. I agree with Tunde Bakare. Fellow Nigerians, I believed other nations were rooting for us, a… [Read more…]
NEVER AGAIN! TEXT OF A PRESS CONFERENCE BY SNG AND ALLIES ON THE CITIZENS ACTION AGAINST CORRUPTION AND BAD GOVERNANCE TUESDAY 17TH JANUARY, 2012 AT THE SNG SECRETARIAT. Gentlemen of the Press, Distinguished Ladies and Gentlemen, (1 minute silence in honour of all our fallen heroes, past and present) The general… [Read more…]
On a day the world celebrates with America, our very own activists’ negotiated Nigeria out of attaining its FREEDOM from the corrupt Oil Cabals. It wasn’t supposed to be about removal of subsidy alone, there is that other small matter of corruption as well which this term of union leaders, un-behalf of this generation had… [Read more…]
“It was very obvious from d onset that nothing good was gonna come out of NLC. I’ve been convinced that they did collect d N250mill bribe!” Prof_Soyinka Enlightened One NIGERIA: A country where d govt compensates d families of a dead leader of a terrorist sect to d tune of millions! #occupyNigeria Prof_Soyinka Enlightened One What a… [Read more…]
Press Release Suspension Of Strikes And Mass Protests Against Hike In Fuel Prices In the past eight days through strikes, mass rallies, shutdown, debates and street protests, Nigerians demonstrated clearly that they cannot be taken for granted and that sovereignty belongs to them. In the last twenty four hours, the Labour Movement and its allies… [Read more…]
Hello Reader. Welcome to my blog. This blog will serve as my personal diary which I have chosen to share with you. It will detail my personal experiences here in Nigeria, Africa. I moved back a few months ago (from the United Kingdom, after 19 years of unforced leave) to work with a visionary property… [Read more…]
Rosa sat So that Martin can stand. Martin stood, So that Obama can run. Obama ran, So that You and our Children can fly.
Barack Obama has just been crushed in his bid for congress. His credit card was rejected at the car rental. In 2000, he could not get a pass to attend the Democratic convention, so he ended up watching most of the speeches on TV monitors in the arena. And he decided to go home early.… [Read more…]
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My man snatch, Look we need to put our thinking filas on and put something together. Yes, I saw your comments and thanks for that “Jay-Z” info. I know that talents and minds such as yours are desperately required on this side of the equation. I am not saying, all is rosy, but you will get a… [Read more…]
Today: 20th November 2008. My sincere apologies for having not told you that I would be away for a couple of days. I had to travel 416 kilometres to a town called Ilesa in Osun State of Nigeria, for a funeral of PA Dr. LEWRENCE OMOLE. He died 8.30am on Friday (14th November) morning in… [Read more…]
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Today: 26th November 2008. (1055 words) Many have wondered about the extent of my love for my country Nigeria. I really can’t explain it, the very same reasons how I can’t explain my love for my wife (even though she often says I don’t profess it enough). I just love Nigeria; I love it with… [Read more…]
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Today: 2nd December 2008. (1018 words) I dare you to trivialise the power of the internet. The power is awesome. What “we take for granted to help us share information around the world has become a staple in our cultural diet” says the Denver business journal. This publication went on to acknowledge Vint Cerf, one… [Read more…]
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My friend Dele Adenaike sent me the above photograph of the President-Elect praying to God Almighty. I found it fascinating, hence the posting.
Today: 5th December 2008. (490 words) One of Nigerians best known footballers in the 70s, Haruna Ilerika has died. He was 69 years of age. It was a coincidence that I hadn’t heard of Haruna’s name for almost 25 years until 3 days ago when his name was mentioned on the Rhythm FM radio station.… [Read more…]
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Today: 15th December 2008. (1157 words) Olu: Chief Jyde! Olu ….. is online. Babajide: Snatch r u still there? Olu: Yes sir! Babajide: Snatch my man how r u doing? busy busy I guess? r u still with me? You guys can no longer blame Nigeria for providing a slow internet band width Olu: hey boss,… [Read more…]
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Benjamin Franklin had said it all, “a penny saved is a penny earned”. My tips today should provide you with ways on how to avoid wasting your hard earned money. Here we go; 1. Take time to buy originals. Avoid imitators right from the word go. If you do not have enough to cover the… [Read more…]
Today: 22nd December 2008. (789 words) Wow! It is 3 days to Christmas, so my children countdown. It is buzzing here in Nigeria. My children cannot make of what Christmas is going to be like in Nigeria. One thing is sure as gold. No unwrapping of hundreds of Christmas gifts as was the expensive norm… [Read more…]
Today: 23rd December 2008. (570 words) I wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year. I pray you walk in the path God Almighty has designed for you from your birth in Jesus mighty name. Amen. It has been an eventful and ground breaking year for me. How about you? Globally speaking, occurrences… [Read more…]
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Written by Yusuf Danesi – courtesy of http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com Tuesday, 23 December 2008 Dear Patriot, It is disheartening that Nigeria continues to be an enigma, in spite of the unrivalled exposure of its leaders. Why is the EFCC suddenly on the trail of Nasir El-Rufai? You bet nothing significant will result from the much orchestrated sleaze… [Read more…]
Today: 31st December 2008. (1205 words) I was at the MUSON centre, Onikan, Lagos, Nigeria on Tuesday 23rd December to attend the Ovation Red Carol and believe me, it seems like ages ago. How time really does fly. The publisher of the incredibly successful publication of Ovation Magazine, Chief Dele Momodu, and a hard working proud… [Read more…]
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Thank you Bayo Olomodosi for sending me the outlined prayers below. As I have published this to wish my many readers the same as I wish myself. JUST SAY AMEN…. In 2009, Because of you, your family will not know poverty. You will go in and out of your house in peace… Violence and… [Read more…]
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Why I Blog about Africa? What a wonderful question. I will have to rephrase this question. This is to enable me go a little bit further than the demands of the question. I would simply ask; “Why do I Brag about Africa?”. Having spent quite a bit of my teenage as well as some adult… [Read more…]
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Today: 19th January 2009 1646 words There is so much happening in my head right now.New maid. Obama’s letter to her daughters. So much popping in my head. Now where do I start….. We now have a new maid called ‘Blessing’ – I am putting together a piece called “Maids Tale” – I tell… [Read more…]
Today: 20th January 2009 1039 words 012009/200109, the algebraic numbers, signify a date that will forever be engraved on the stones of history. My personal thoughts today are to recognise and dedicate today -012009 to the ‘Coronation’ of President Obama. It has been long coming. My excitement holds no bound. I am completely elated… [Read more…]
2397 Words ___ My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition. Forty-four Americans have… [Read more…]
Today: 21st January 2009 1289 words THE DAY HISTORY WAS MADE. I am exhausted. Very, exhausted. The ‘elect’ tag has finally been detached from the President’s insignia. So correct me if I am wrong, we now have President H (conveniently unpronounced ‘Hussein’) Barack Obama. Thank God. By 12 noon, Yesterday, Eastern time, according to… [Read more…]
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Today: 28th January 2009 1414 words A dear friend of mine, more of a mentor I would say, as I always pick his brains more so than he does mine, was in town. There was no point in Muyi- my driver, picking me up after he had completed the school runs. So I promptly informed… [Read more…]
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Today: 2nd February 2009 I was sent an email (as posted below) by a friend and I thought it was just an appropriate way to start a Monday, have a good laugh. TO: ALL BLACK PEOPLE FROM: YOU KNOW!! RE: NAMING… [Read more…]
Today: 2nd February 2009 1031 words I was at Ayo Olunloyo’s thanks giving service held at the Church of Resurrection 1004 on Saturday. I went with wifey and the children. After the service to mark a significant year in her life, we all proceeded to Gourmet Plaza on Samuel Manuwa, a stone throw from… [Read more…]
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Today: 4th February 2009 1923 words 5 years ago today, a Harvard student thinker by the name Mark Zuckerberg, born May 14, 1984, launched an idea that was set to revolutionize the whole concept of reunion. This 24 year old American, who held on to the belief that nothing is impossible, just as Obama… [Read more…]
Today: 4th February 2009 706 words President John F. Kennedy once said “Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.” What kinds of things do you think Kennedy had in mind when he was referring to what citizens could do for their country? I did promise… [Read more…]
Today: 6th February 2009 934 words The Boys’ Dialogue What you are about to read below is a dialogue which took place yesterday at home: Boys: Hello Daddy! Dad: Hello Prof. Hello Oba. How are you guys today? Boys: Fine (a chorus) Dad: How was school today and your tests? Prof: It was fine (Oba… [Read more…]
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Publicity: Courtesy of www.alphainventions.com Today: 13th February 2009 1220 words Sex gauge Tomorrow is the remembrance of the death of Saint Val. A lot of proposals would take place. There will be disappointments as well. From ladies who had expected certain men to propose or to… [Read more…]
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Publicity: Courtesy of www.alphainventions.com Today: 17th February 2009 907 words So what exactly is the matter? This is exactly the sort of subtle demeaning caressing that the British press engage in. You see, the amount of brainwashing that has gone on for centuries is… [Read more…]
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Publicity: Courtesy of www.alphainventions.com On a lighter note – Vol 3 Today: 20th February 2009 964 words It’s Friday. It’s another opportunity to share with you some stuff I consider funny. Don’t you go laughing at me if you do not find any… [Read more…]
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Publicity: Courtesy of www.alphainventions.com “I misplaced my wallet on my way to the hotel where my money and other valuable things were kept. I would like you to assist me with a soft loan urgently to settle my hotel bills and get myself back… [Read more…]
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1026 words Are you aware its Lent? …and so? “In the English language, the special season before Easter is called ‘Lent’. The word comes from the ‘lengthening’ of daylight hours as we progress from the darkness of winter to the new light of spring.“ The statement above was made by Dr… [Read more…]
BREAKING NEWS: “We now have a Mercy” – (From Rebecca to Blessing, then Grace, and for 24hours Joy and now Mercy. What is going on?) Find out on Monday ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… WIFE’S DIARY – Sunday night. I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have coffee.… [Read more…]
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Publicity: Courtesy of www.alphainventions.com An Apology The first thing I ought to do this morning is to apologise for the disappearance of Monday’s entry. This was due to some technological misdemeanour. It was totally out of my control and as I write, it… [Read more…]
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The attorney and the witness ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when… [Read more…]
Hello, sORRY, I am away on a holiday today, and I have promised that I will not venture near the computer/laptop/whatever on any public holiday in Nigeria. I decided to leave you with words of wisdom by a very good friend of mine. Some of you might have heard of him, many might never have,… [Read more…]
Ade Bakare Wifey and I were invited to the 2nd Young Designers Creative Competition organised by one of Nigeria’s most recognised and successful top designers, Ade Bakare. Held Saturday, 7th March at the new Federal Palace Hotel, the show with a N10, 000 ticket price attracted a host of celebrities and fashion exhibitionists. The… [Read more…]
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Publicity: Courtesy of www.alphainventions.com Mobile artisan….. Did I tell you all about the lady that came to plat Toyin’s hair last week? Toyin is a dear friend who came visiting Nigeria after almost 19 years. You have to look out for an exclusive report on… [Read more…]
Hello everyone, this is a letter recently received by the Virgin Atlantic customer complaints team and is currently being hailed as possibly the funniest customer complaint letter ever. The Virgin Atlantic press officewas called and they confirmed they received the letter and that Richard Branson himself called the author to thank him for the feedback.… [Read more…]
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Our dear friend Toyin was in Town, a week ago! How time flies! Or was it two weeks? Anyway, you see T, we miss you already, especially at the dining table. I told her that she would be a perfect candidate to ask a few questions about the new Nigeria. After 18 years of being… [Read more…]
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Oh thank you Oh I know I may not be anything to you Nothing special, An ordinary voice, a lone writer, But I know I am something to you. You are not a time waster, You do not are a master planner Every beat of the second… [Read more…]
During school hours one day, a teacher was teaching the students spellings. This conversation ensued between him and one of his students. Teacher: Kola, spell plantain Kola: Kwhish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one? Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain! Kola: Teasha, If you fly the lipe one na… [Read more…]
Bumight celebrates with JSD How do I describe Bumight a fellow blogger? I have never met her, well I have in a way, in cyberspace. I know that she is a medical student based in America. She started blogging since July 2007. She is Bumight the writer and the title of her… [Read more…]
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JSD: How has Nigeria been for you so far? Wifey: Good I would say, although my kids surprisingly settled faster than I thought they would and better than me (even though they’ve never been till we came and I was born & bred in Nijar till 16yrs ago). Imagine that! That’s the amazing effect Nijar… [Read more…]
……by text Wifey: got home 2 find out Ibrahim killed a black cobra in our BQ this morning. Saw it, its massive. X Jide: I NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT PLEASE. MAKE SURE IT IS NOT ROASTED. X …which I did guys. All shall be revealed tomorrow.
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On A Lighter Note – Volume 8 ….on a lighter note, when I got the breaking news text message from wifey, my immediate thought was “Thank GOD” nobody was hurt. I tell you, this could have been fatal! Where on earth would I start to hunt for a snake venom? What type of snake is… [Read more…]
Crying for a living….. It has really been quite a while. I had missed writing directly, oh yes, the blog was on, courtesy of guests bloggers and cyber friends and interviews. I must say it had been a lovely two weeks almost rudely interrupted by the Black Cobra BQ intrusion incident. By the way, just… [Read more…]
Dollar gets the blame….. “Happy Easter in advance” The festive weather never gets out of season, no pun, in Nigeria. No sooner have you concluded the Christmas celebrations, another occasion will beckon, and Nigerians love it. Anything that will make them jolly and assist in living up to the reputation as one of the… [Read more…]
April fool, in Nigeria? No way!!! For April fool from the outside, it appears farfetched, but in Nigeria everyday may seem like 1st of April. I can tell you, no one would fall for any prank because they might probably have experienced it. Nigeria is a country so rich in everything, and this includes… [Read more…]
A Governor’s secret….. A couple of weeks ago, I was in the company of the secretary of state to Lagos State, the number 3 most powerful leader in Nigeria’s commercial capital, Princess Adenrele Adeniran Ogunsanya, a youthful looking lady whose personality shines like the effective Governor of the state Babatunde Raji Fashola. Amongst other eminent… [Read more…]
Hello, every one, it’s that time of the week when everyone is winding down and getting ready to ‘chill’ one way or the other. We commemorate the week winding down with a special titled “On a Lighter note”. The whole point is to laugh and get you in the weekend mood. Dr. Alh. Eng.… [Read more…]
As I tap away, the noise that ricochets through the window is deafening. No, it is not the noise from tapping the keyboards, it certainly isn’t my heart beat making it so uncomfortable to lie down. Believe it or not, it is the generator, not from my neighbours but the squatters in my neighbour’s uncompleted… [Read more…]
At the dining table….. At the dining table, ‘Governor’, my three year old son got up and declared that he was going to come round my side to whisper in my ears what happened at school today. Wifey was away in the kitchen, so she missed all the drama that ensued. Of course, ‘Prof’s’… [Read more…]
0ur 1selfish 2attitude….. By the time you get to read the last word in today’s diary, you would understand why Nigeria as a nation and a people are where we are today. Most read my daily diary entries and are taken aback by the sheer energy I have in downloading my experiences. My mission has… [Read more…]
At the end of the battle of the Premiership clubs in the Champions League game yesterday between Liverpool football club and London’s Chelsea watched by millions all over the world including the additional millions of devoted Nigerian football fans, somewhere in the suburbs of Lagos, Mafoluku in Oshodi, the excited Chelsea fans who witnessed… [Read more…]
Hello, I promised and here it is…introducing part 2 of ‘Frapas’ by Dr Kola Munis ( for those that missed part 1, what date was it last Friday again? Click on the calendar) 1. People That Talk Too Loud & Too Much ALWAYS TALKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND EXCLAMATION MARKS!! EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE… [Read more…]
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6-3-3-4 playing Education Field In my days (it makes me feel like I am an old child) going to school in Nigeria, it was such a straight forward education system that was adopted. The primary school formation was such that you are admitted into Pry 1 and are expected to pass through to Pry 6.… [Read more…]
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“Shit”……on a deep note Oh yes, it is unlike me to profess such Vulgarity. However while today is Friday, I have chosen to present you with “on a deeper note”. I ask you to take a closer look at the photograph above. What do you see? What you see is not an… [Read more…]
Mr Froggy’s visit…. It was a loud scream that got the attention of everyone in the house. I was listening to Sky news….Wifey was busy somewhere in the room…..the boys and daughter have all retired to their respective rooms. However, upon hearing the thunderous noise that got our attention, we all ended up meeting… [Read more…]
Even Oprah could not ignore her and Larry King, and the New York Post, the Times of in the UK and the influential Huffington post. She had a telephone interview with Fox News in New York from her four-bedroom council house in the former mining village of Blackburn, West Lothian, where she was born and… [Read more…]
I will not and do not intend to bore you with the fuel scarcity palava that almost, just almost made it possible for me not to come to work today. A simple ridiculous situation has led to all this inconvenience. As I know it and understand it, the Lagos state government impounded 27 Oil… [Read more…]
“Eko o ni baje 0………” “And God said, let there be light; and there was light”. I did not make this up. This reference is in the book of all books – the Holy Bible. God, the supreme spirit, the maker of all things including the heaven and earth said this…. “Let thy be….” and… [Read more…]
It’s Friday… Hello guys, how time passes by. “On a Lighter Note is back this Friday”. Come on let us laugh and have some fun. Remember to pass on this link to many of your loved ones and share in the joy of sharing and laughing. God bless you all. And how about this; “When… [Read more…]
Eyo festival was on Saturday 25th April. What can I say? Yes, I was there and I will tell you all about it in a minute. But before I do, let me take care of Sunday Nuggets, my summary of what I picked up from Gilgal Parish VGC of Redeem Christian Church, of which Pastor… [Read more…]
“Wondering mind or mind wondering? What came to mind a few minutes ago as I am yet to fill my diary today is to compile snippets of events that had occurred and are yet to be documented as well as thoughts and ideas as they wonder or travel through my mind? I thought, hhmmnn, that… [Read more…]
Mrs. Ayoka Adebayo’s and her Historic Resignation Letter Yesterday morning, Mrs. Ayoka Adebayo the Resident Electoral Commissioner (REC) of INEC in Ekiti state, astounded Nigerians as she tendered her letter of resignation in Abuja. Her historic 103 worded historic letter informs the world that Nigeria is, albeit slowly, moving in the right direction. Mrs Adebayo… [Read more…]
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I must not forget to say a BIG thank you to Dele Adenaike, Wayne Mansfield and Kola Munis for adding to today’s materials. The conclusion to Kola Munis’s Completely Random & Insignificant Little Things I Just HATE (3) is alos featured today…not too be missed. Today is Worker’s day and a Public Holiday. Have a… [Read more…]
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“And on the 6th day……” As wifey’s email came through, all sorts of thoughts came gushing through my mind. She has had to cope with so much sacrificing and running the house. By the time I get home, all I see is some semblance of normalcy after a very hard day. I kid you not,… [Read more…]
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….as Nigeria surpasses Hollywood as world’s second largest film producer says the UN. Hi Guys, Who says people do not care. I did not post yesterday’s comments to solicit sympathy, but I was quite surprised by the few comments that came in urging me on. I am so grateful to LUSCIOUSRON, BLOGORATTI, MY, QMONEY and… [Read more…]
Hello guys, it’s Friday and I have a special for you. Before I give you my treat, could I take this opportunity to say more thank you to the following people Bayo Dossy, Gerard and Layo for all your words of encouragement. Guys, words are ever so powerful. I remind myself of the luck I… [Read more…]
How blissful can it be when everything works and by everything, I mean the small necessities of life such as electricity. I, I mean we, the family, any sane person, gets a buzz, a sort of renewed vigour, when electricity is reconnected. It is amazing what it does to the psyche. You guys out… [Read more…]
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Nigeria is much more than what most critics, especially “my own people” in the diaspora think. I tell you. It is much more than fanciful words. I am almost tempted to say that, anyone who has not lived, never lived, currently does not live in Nigeria has NO RIGHT to write about its challenges. Come… [Read more…]
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“…but you could have!!” A Jamaican and his wife were travelling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue, and they decided to stop for a rest. They stopped at a nice hotel and took a room, but they only plan to sleep for… [Read more…]
As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for… [Read more…]
Today is Sunday and what a day. This is one day that wifey, the children and I look forward to albeit all for different reasons. For Wifey and I, the attraction is the word that comes forth from the pulpit. The biblical words slice open the scriptures in a manner that brings it to life.… [Read more…]
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“Lord take my soul, but the struggle continues…” “Next Wednesday, May 27th, a landmark trial will open in U.S. federal court in Manhattan at which Shell must finally answer to charges that it conspired with the Nigerian military to bring about the execution of the Ogoni Nine. It also faces charges of arming, financing, and transporting… [Read more…]
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Patricia Cohen in The New York Times explored A Writer’s Violent End, and His Activist Legacy. “I had a surprising call this week,” the author Richard North Patterson told the audience that had gathered last weekend as part of the PEN World Voices Festival of International Literature. It was former President Bill Clinton. Mr. Patterson’s new novel,… [Read more…]
Oh yes, how do I do it? Once inspired, there is no holding me back! Two posts for you to peruse today. My hope is that I am not over doing it! Ken Saro-Wiwa (KSW) is an icon that must never be forgotten. If Patricia Cohen of the New York Times, Bill Clinton, Novelist Richard… [Read more…]
George Carlin’s Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. “How old are you?” “I’m four and a half!” You’re never thirty-six and… [Read more…]
Hello, every one. It’sssssssssssssssss Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Please check out the YouTube clip out…the CUTEST FIRST COUPLE DANCE AT A NIGERIAN WEDDIING….get ready to be HAPPY!!!! WOULD YOU? Would you? Don’t answer until you have seen the pictures 1. Awesome Toilet THIS LADY IS GETTING READY TO ENTER!! This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston : … [Read more…]
Do you know why President Obama may have chosen to visit Ghana ahead of fabulously rich, giant of Africa Nigeria, the reasons may not be too far from what you are about to read below. Courtesy of my favourite Nigerian newspaper, NEXT. Incidentally Mal Nuhu Ribadu has joined the list of Nigerian whom we ought… [Read more…]
The mind revolution has begun. The statement above was made by a fellow Governor of Plateau State, Jonh Jang. The transformation taking place in Lagos is there for all to see. Let me say it on JSD….at this going, we might be looking at a not too distant future PRESIDENT of NIGERIA. I quite… [Read more…]
This Friday, 29th of May is yet another bank, oh sorry, Public holiday in Nigeria. This time, millions of Nigerians will be thinking or not, of 10 years of uninterrupted civilian rule. Nigerian multi head of state, President Oluṣẹgun Ọbasanjọ had the privilege of leading this country for 11 years out of 47 years, back… [Read more…]
Nigeria is a country that is unique in many ways. Why I was created a Nigerian is slowly beginning to unfold. I know that Nigeria is the only country in the world where you can survive not going to the cinema for a year. Nigeria is the only country on this planet where our leaders,… [Read more…]
I was busy working on my lap top late last night late last night into the early hours of this morning and in my room were the boys. It is a long story on how they came to camp in my room, but anyway, they were fast asleep and so was Wifey, who was spent,… [Read more…]
I know, I know, I know. I can tell you that there are a number of Nigerian soccer mad ManU fans that will not be as lively today. You needed to have witnessed the anticipation in the air yesterday amongst football lovers. You would have thought it was the FA cup final in Nigeria. But… [Read more…]
JOB APPLICATION I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997. I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no mallied and no childish. My father is dead long time ago and my mother mary in… [Read more…]
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Buying Death with Money: The Prostitute as Assassin is a story that many would be surprised to read on JSD, a diary written by, as described by a friend, “an over enthusiastic” Nigerian commentator. I may be, and I offer no apologies for it, however, I will be the first to point out the… [Read more…]
Living One Day At A Time Our lives are made up of a million moments, spent in a million different ways. Some are spent searching for love, peace, and harmony. Others are spent surviving day by day. But there is no greater moment than when we find that life, with all it’s joys and sorrows,… [Read more…]
Hello and how are you today? I am well and kicking and rearing to go! Over here in Nigeria, the week goes by in a twinkle of an eye. Or is it just me alone? All last week, I was a day behind for some reasons. The weekend is no different. So much happening and… [Read more…]
Punch Newspapers. Wednesday, May 27th 2009 VACANCY ADMINISTRATION EXECUTIVE Female Our Client, divorced, in his late fifties, and from one of the Igbo-speaking Eastern States, is the Chief Executive of a REPUTABLE ORGANISATION BASED IN Lagos. He requires the services of Administration Executive (female), with the opportunity of progressing to the position of Executive Director.… [Read more…]
I have always suspected that the emotional energy called ‘love’ is a very powerful force. On Monday, I posted my weekly Sunday nuggets, bible lessons that blessed me a great deal that I have chosen to share with you all. In one of the nuggets, Pastor Emeka Nwankwo of Gilgal parish VGC, Lagos touched on… [Read more…]
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This is Jide Salu wishing you a restful weekend and thank you for stopping by. God bless you. You know what, I will love to read from you, so why not drop me a line, Okay. Have a good Laugh……. Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this… [Read more…]
I am almost tempted to say “I TOLD YOU SO” !!! Having said it , alright I have, there is still a lot of work to do. Remember my last ‘open letter to my younger siblings Bola and Gboyega two days ago, depressing Bobby Settin has said. Well, it will be and will get better.… [Read more…]
Sundays in Nigeria have become a reverent day. If a close family member or friend happens to find out I did not make church on a Sunday, it would be seen as sacrilegious. Honestly, as for me, wifey and my children, we believed that a relationship first and foremost needs to be developed with God… [Read more…]
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At precisely the time Gov.was to set off to beat bedtime deadline he announced to all, (just imagine a very confident 5 year old boy in a voice that will captivate any one) “God has just made me hungry” to which I immediately replied “God has told me to give you a smack if you… [Read more…]
In those days, it makes me sound so old, but seriously when was the last time you physically wrote a letter (not an email), an addressed letter with the intention to post to a loved one? In those days, I can remember writing as many as 25 pages at a sitting to wifey. Yes, 25… [Read more…]
By Regina Brett To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most-requested column I’ve ever written. My odometer rolls over to 50 this week, so here’s an update: 1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3.… [Read more…]
I was very touched by this story from Regina Brett of cleveland.com Read and see what you make of it and how this could help shape your thoughts on neighbourhood and caring for others. by Regina Brett/Plain Dealer columnist The rent envelope sat outside Apartment 402 for days. Bob, who lives down the hall, saw… [Read more…]
By Kazeem Ugbodaga Sean Alsilski, hawking gala at Ojota bus stop An American, Mr. Sean Alsilski, was seen hawking gala sausage rolls yesterday, at the Ojota area of Lagos state. He easily drew a large crowd as Lagosians laughed and wondered what could have made him to hawk gala in Lagos, and on a sunny day too.… [Read more…]
Sunday Nugget is coming to you a day late. I apologise for this. I will go straight into it. The message was delivered by Pastor Omo Korede, an inspiring speaker who got his theme from John 11, citing Jesus’ encounter with Lazarus who had been dead for 4 days and was shut up in the… [Read more…]
Have you ever thought of choosing death over pain that consumes you? Pain as it invades your thought and makes your fragile spirit and body ache with fatigue? Over here in Nigeria, I don’t know about where you are, the pain comes in various forms. Many of us go through life, passing through circumstances foreign… [Read more…]
Yes I am a Michael Jackson Fan. I have always been and will always appreciate the genius that was in him. He came and deposited on mother earth what God Almighty blessed him with. He definitely went beyond the norm and obviously paid the price but, hey, he was no other person than MJ. This… [Read more…]
In a country where Sunday is a special day, dedicated to Jesus, I can say that God has indeed saved us from been awash with flood. How it has not yet happened I really cannot say. I experienced one of the fiercest thunder storms I can say I have ever witnessed in my entire life.… [Read more…]
Thank you to all those that have made enquiries about my photoblog – JIDESALUiMAGES. The honest truth is I under estimated the work load involved in managing two sites. It can be very challenging. Whilst I love the fact that I can capture so many stories on camera as they occur here in Nigeria, my… [Read more…]
On the day I sent wifey a text that both Michael Jackson and Farrar Fawcett had died, one of wifey’s catering staff was busy minding his own business in the kitchen downstairs. Wifey calmly descended the stairs, walked into the kitchen to break, what would probably be and hopefully be the breaking entertainment sad news… [Read more…]
Could this assertion be really true? Read what Dr. Olusola Osineye had to say (rather lenghty but persevere to the end) and let me know what you think… The festival of life (FOL) is London’s equivalent of Holy Ghost night – the monthly gathering of Christians in Nigeria, irrespective of denominations, at the redeemed Christian… [Read more…]
“Daddy, Daddy, something terrible happened at school today.” Concerned, without hesitation enquired what it could have been. “What is it Prof? Come on tell me!” “Daddy, while I was playing with my pen at school today, it accidentally pierced through my palm“ “Really”, I said. “Yes, and I had to see the nurse who told… [Read more…]
Sellwhale (selfish) and Greedy Religious but Fetish Tolerant but Cowardly Damn Expensive 10% Brilliant, 90% Daft 90% Illiterate, 100% Daft Posh neighbourhood overlooking shanties 4 wheel drive vehicles on roads, probably the highest in the world. Infra-structurally deficient Leaderless, except for the invisible few More pen critics than readers Officially Generator dependent country Shopping malls,… [Read more…]
Wetin u think? A man and his wife are in court getting a Divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, ‘Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.’ The judge turns to the husband… [Read more…]
“Nigeria is like a subject – Social Sciences, Arts or Sciences, you have to pass in order to live a comfortable life.” It’s Monday and we thank God for yet another day. Sunday Nuggets Without philosophising, I think we really ought to be grateful for waking up to live and partake in another day’s activities.… [Read more…]
What is so special in the number 7? This number is usually equated with the idea of perfection. The number seven symbolizes God’s perfection, His sovereignty and holiness. God created earth – seven days. One seven-day week is a reminder of our creator and God blessed the seventh day, making it holy (Exodus 20:8-11). Also, the… [Read more…]
It was my birthday and I knew that I would have to get home and spend some time with the family. My children always look forward to this time of the year. Dad’s birthday today followed by Mummy’s the next day. Did they really plan this coincidence? Not really! It is wifey’s birthday today by… [Read more…]
I got an email (as pasted below) from a prolific author and blogger friend of mine by the name of Kanmi Iyanda ( Castro). I read his piece. Excellent stuff. Read below and kindly share your comments. Congrats Castro, don’t forget us mere mortal bloggers….. Subject: Next234 My Man Jide Some time ago, u were… [Read more…]
Last Saturday, Wifey’s idea of was a total lie in with a novel in hand. It was a welcome sight to see for a change I must say. I was also busy reading when out of the blues she handed me a piece of paper which she had scribbled on….. Here it is, unedited; “I… [Read more…]
Have a fantastic early weekend……
I have being doing some thinking of late regarding JideSaluDiary (JSD). The very first entry in JSD was on the 12th of November 2008 making it a year in 4 months time. Some readers have asked me for my real name, not wanting to believe that an African and a Nigerian would want to reveal… [Read more…]
Obama discusses governance, development and upcoming Ghana trip. (Begin transcript) THE WHITE HOUSE, Office of the Press Secretary, July 7, 2009 INTERVIEW OF THE PRESIDENT BY ALLAFRICA.COM QUESTION: We asked visitors to our site, AllAfrica.com, what they might be interested in with respect to your policy. And as you might imagine, the responses are everywhere:… [Read more…]
The reality is I am also fed up of telling you how bad the situation is with regards no electricity. Remember I mentioned that there was a flurry of activities from the power supplier towards the end of the month. Apparently, it was to give everyone the false impression that all was well and a… [Read more…]
What is that purpose for which you were created for and the power of your tongue has requested it should be withdrawn? Has the power of your tongue uttered that which you did not understand? Have you ever articulated things too wonderful to be understood? What is really the purpose of me as a Nigerian… [Read more…]
Summer is here, did it ever go away, I wondered? The Schools, most of them have either broken for holidays or will break by Friday. Thank God for that. It means the roads will be less busy. The few shopping malls we have will be packed. I can remember the Lakeside Shopping Centre in Essex.… [Read more…]
My dear friend Kola Munis asked some of his friends some brainteasers. Can you help him out? Please if you can, kindly post your comments. Have a fantastic weekend and God bless you. 1. What are the functions of armpit and pubic hair, or even eyebrows? What’s the point? 2. How does one define/explain ‘Left’… [Read more…]
A previously unheard song by Michael Jackson has surfaced on the internet called A Place With No Name, it takes samples and takes it’s inspiration from the America song A Horse With No Name that was a hit in 1971. US gossip website TMZ have released the song on their site and say that Jacko got permission from… [Read more…]
11 top quotes from the mission that put man on the moon Today, 40 years ago, History was made by a country with a visionary leader and under taken by astronauts with guts that could create anything .Neil Armstrong and his fellow astronauts Buzz Aldrin and Michael Collins made history and set the pace for… [Read more…]
I doubt if any non Nigerian would ever, ever understand how on earth it has become impossible to provide regular electricity supply to citizens of the giant of Africa! Now there is an online campaign, as far as I am aware of, the campaign is everywhere but on the ground here in Nigeria. Passionately expressed… [Read more…]
We had watched and listened to the news on Sky news channel and it was time for the adverts to fill in during the commercial break when wifey and I gave each an “oh my God look” when we both spotted Claritin, a medication for Hay Fever been advertised. For those who are unfamiliar with… [Read more…]
The Fund for peace this year has awarded Nigeria the unenviable 17th position in the ranking of failed states. A failed state for your information is that state that is most at risk of failure. The 12 indicators applied in determining the ranking include the following; Demographic Pressures, Refugees/IDPs, Group Grievance, Human Flight, Uneven Development,… [Read more…]
By the way, Marlon Jackson is in NIGERIA. I could not confirm this yesterday hence, I resisted posting. However, my favourite online Nigerian newspaper, Next has the story. It is Friday, have a laugh on me… Have a fabulous weekend guys and God bless…..
“When I was young and free and my imagination had no limits I dreamed of changing the world. As I grew older and wiser I discovered the world would not change, so I shortened my sights somewhat and decided to change only my country. Bu it too seemed immovable. As I grew into my twilight… [Read more…]
You need to see my delight when I discover that my objective of the blog is slowing being achieved. And what may that be, you ask? It was and still is to provide personal details of the true Nigeria as I live and experience it. For my diary to be a testimony of hope and… [Read more…]
I am not insinuating in any form or manner that a portion of the Federal Republic of Nigeria is not facing a militant religious crisis, but I can categorically make this statement that Nigeria is not at war. Nigeria is not in flames. And Nigeria, as a whole is a safe country to visit. Now… [Read more…]
It has been reported that the leader of Nigeria’s ‘Taliban’ group – Boko Haram, Mohammed Yesuf has been killed in a shootout while trying to escape. The news was broken by the regional police assistant inspector-general, Moses Anegbode on Nigeria television. BBC’s Video link …and THE BEER SUMMIT A race row erupted involving a top respected… [Read more…]
Gucci Group, criticized by fashion journalists last year for risking its main brand’s cachet, made “less ostentatious” handbags ( really?) as shoppers demanded tamer styles in the recession, Chief Executive Officer Robert Polet said. Gucci’s new Pelham and Jackie “you need to see these economic” handbags are “more subdued” than boom-year models, because consumers don’t like to flaunt… [Read more…]
There was no sermon at church on Sunday. For the sermon addicts, it must have been a disappointment for them. Why must it be sermon all the time? Pastor Emeka Nwankwo was not going to apologise for this day. It was a day for praising. A day to thank God for all that he had… [Read more…]
It is scary when you read of someone’s death. It gets even scarier when you get to hear of how death visited and took him away from us his old school mates and most importantly his dear family. Samuel Okibe Ajayi , who was my senior at Federal Government College Warri collapsed on the dance… [Read more…]
Bayo Olomodosi, thank you once again for always keeping me abreast with developments as they unfold. This rather lengthy but amusing and thought provoking letter you sent me deserves to be seen by the rest of the world. Amusing it may seem, truthful it is. This is Nigeria Hillary will not be told of. I… [Read more…]
I was spent yesterday. Wifey was as well. Tell me again. We both were so tired that we could only stare at each other in the car with small chops ( oh sorry, small talk, I meant to say) to keep each other company. Monday my driver must have noticed that the happy go lucky… [Read more…]
Men are better friends Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment overnight. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that. Men: A husband was not at home for a whole… [Read more…]
It was Susan Boyle and why couldn’t be you next? Who says you don’t have it? Who says you can’t make it? Who says the talent is not there? Everyone has an audience. Yep! You read it well! Every single one of us, including me has an audience? Who would have thought an ordinary blog… [Read more…]
On Friday, I was at Glover road in Ikoyi, Lagos Nigeria to attend Samuel Ajayi Okibe’s Service of Songs hosted by Albert Okumagba of BGL. What a solemn occasion it turned out to be. I just could not be excited to see so many old mates I hadn’t seen in almost 27 years. My dear… [Read more…]
So as I was saying on Thursday, I paid my barber (well, one of many) a visit to have a haircut. You see, I am not someone you would describe as being hairy – like the Olomodosi’s for example, those are my in-laws for your information. These guys, including Wifey are hairy mehn, and hairy… [Read more…]
A dear friend of mind, a Pastor, Omasan Oritsesan sent me by email the story you are about to read. I opened and read and pondered on it. Don’t be impatient; I can assure you there is something in this story for you. Thanks to “Pastor O” and God bless. Guys, over to you…….. The… [Read more…]
Let me first commend Ms Mary Kanu for her candid opinion and write up and also thank Bayo Olomodosi for sending me this article. Ms Kanu, do you know why I will not run down Nigeria, it is for the same reasons that you have outlined. I will not lie as I will tell it… [Read more…]
I know it’ s Friday, but everyone should take 5 minutes to read this as it may save your life or love one’s life and that includes those in Nigeria for that matter. Because of recent abductions around the world, in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation… This… [Read more…]
Did you see the 100 metres race last night? Where were you when “the” Bolt lit up the tracks yesterday evening at around 8:45 pm? A pity it wasn’t 9:58pm. Oh my God (OMG), did you just see how talent could never be covered up? This is a young Jamaican who many people are hoping… [Read more…]
I need to watch the word count counter as I know that I may get carried away writing all that is going around me. Anyway, I am sure you will understand, no wahala. For those unfamiliar with the much used phrase “no wahala”, it simply means “no worries”. That’s it, no worries. And so it… [Read more…]
Wifey and I have being having a very interesting and healthy discussion on “contentment” and “ambition”. She vehemently holds onto the belief that there is a fine line between contentment and ambition. How can you be contented in want? How can a poor man be contented? She asks. My take is that contentment does not… [Read more…]
When or if you do come across a Nigerian anywhere in the world, he or she always stands out. Why? There is a sort of arrogance that comes with being created a Nigerian? Rightfully so, with the amount and quality of resources the Almighty creator had made available to us as a nation. However, attached… [Read more…]
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009 when…. 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.… [Read more…]
When I got this e-mail from someone I truly respect, I knew it would be worth a good read. As always, I am a sucker for research. I just love to know just that tiny bit more. I will leave you in peace to read this self provoking piece. So I did some research. The… [Read more…]
“…oh, how I so wish I could store the beautiful voices of the Choir of Gilgal“, you would understand my elation when I was tempted to whisper to wifey that she should take advantage of the fact that Jesus was in the ‘house’ . Believe me, the way I felt. Right from the time I… [Read more…]
“Let me leave you with this nugget – everything has a name. Give it a negative name and you get just that. Give it a positive name, and you get just that also. So if you do not like the name of something, change it. Why not change the name of that which does not… [Read more…]
Mayowa kindly passed on this article and I thought it was very appropriate considering the times we are in. Thank you so much Mayowa. I will urge you to read and digest the wisdom nuggets contained in it. Stay blessed. By Rachel Paxton My daughter is 18 years old this year, older than I was… [Read more…]
The time we are in now is for a SEASON and for a REASON. The times we are in are dire. When I take a look to my right for consolation, there is none. When I struggle to move my neck to the left side, it gets scary. It is “hot” out here and I… [Read more…]
Daddy, how was I born? A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via… [Read more…]
Let us ponder about suffering? If a little suffering hereon even makes us impatient, what will hell-fire do hereafter? Then we should consider that all tribulations suffered without patience will be pleasing to the upright and all iniquity closes its mouth. The wise that observe this will understand the favour of God – Psalm 107:42-43… [Read more…]
Hello everyone, I hope you had a restful weekend? I was at the Mega Plaza on Saturday to meet up with family. Believe it or not, Mega Plaza is a tower of shops. Simply put, it is a building occupied with shops with a working escalator is how I would describe it. The Plaza has… [Read more…]
Bayo Olomodosi always gets the story that produces a debate. Yet again, he has done it with the story below. What in the name is that? What is really happening to the world this century? A Mobile Phone Gun which is sure to affect how terrorists operate, hinder the movement of celebrities and political leaders.… [Read more…]
Decisions, Decisions, Decisions They cannot be avoided They are seeds planted on a daily basis Decision are not discriminatory neither are they biased Decisions do not favour gender Decisions do not wait for maturity You have to make A decision or someone will make it for you Decisions are executed millisecond by millisecond Putting these… [Read more…]
The global economic situation in the world has at last spilled over to Nigeria. How we were able to live in the hope that the wind will simply blow over us, I really don’t know. Most times and not sometimes, we live in false hope. The banks, we all know, well, let us say some… [Read more…]
Pictures, they say speak louder than words. How true? Judge for your self and have a delightful weekend. God bless.
Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them, as my Mean Mum told me: I loved you enough . . . to ask where you were going, with whom, and what time you would be home. I loved you enough to let you know that I found… [Read more…]
Let me take this opportunity to say a hearty congratulation to Yomi and Remi Olomodosi whose baby’s dedication was held on Sunday. There was no way I was going to miss rejoicing with them, hence my absence from my regular church – Gilgal. And that was how I found myself at another parish of Redeemed… [Read more…]
It depends on where you are living, school runs are back here in Nigeria. The slightly reduced traffic is no more as everyone is out earlier. Traffic is back and not so with a vengeance but it never really bothers me anymore as long as I am not late to work and to any appointment,… [Read more…]
09-09-09 Hey, today is the 9th day of the 9th month in the year 09. What does it really mean? Does it really matter what it stands for? I remember I made a big fuss about 07/07/07, precisely 2 years ago. It happened to have fallen on my birthday. I remember there were so many… [Read more…]
Could I take this opportunity to apologise to readers who have taken time to register their comments. I am sure you know I appreciate feedback. It helps me to gauge the mood of readers. Comments also act as a form of stimulant to writers such as myself. Any writer who pretends otherwise is a liar.… [Read more…]
THE REJOINDER Dele Momodu; Please Up Your Game….Your Sh*t Is Weak!……by Feyi Fawehinmi Tuesday, September 1, 2009 at 9:46pm Firstly; I cannot begin to tell you how terribly upset I am that I wasted 10 minutes of my life this morning reading the utter tripe of an article you submitted to ThisDay as your column… [Read more…]
NEGRO PRAYER Back in the days of steam ships, only rich white people sailed at sea. One day while sailing, something suddenly happened to the ship. It was about to sink. Terrified, the white folks aboard didn’t know what to do. Someone suggested that they do what the Negroes did.. “Pray”. Unfortunately, no one knew… [Read more…]
TELEGRAPH .co.uk (Sept 11, 2009) One candidate for the captaincy who would not look him in the eye. Two senior players who asked if they could go shopping. Two more who refused to come out of international retirement. And a squad with their confidence on the floor while a few egos still touched the ceiling.… [Read more…]
This could be the biggest news to have emanated from the office of the Minister for rebranding Nigeria – Prof Dora Akunyili otherwise known as the Minister of Information and Communication since the rebranding exercise was commissioned. Mega Company, Sony, played a fast one last week on all proud Nigerians world wide. They had a… [Read more…]
Kidnap incident as narrated to me. An exclusive report. On Friday 11th September (Oh yes Sept 11), at precisely 12 noon, the lives of two families were set to change for the rest of their lives. If they had never believed in anything, they would have to conjure up a mystical or heavenly being to… [Read more…]
….and you really think so? Try this one; Anyone caught urinating in Public would be sentenced to 6 months in jail All imported Generators are banned In future an ex-Governor cannot become a Senator Newly built houses must have access roads and electricity connection I can go on and on. What brought about this sarcasm?… [Read more…]
A simple man tells how his booking an air ticket for his father, his First flight, brought emotions and made him realize that how much we all Take for granted when it comes to our parents. My parents left for our native place on Thursday and we went to the Airport to see them off. In… [Read more…]
Oh, Bob Dee (as he is fondly called), I mean Dele Momodu has not responded to the controversy surrounding his “The Hunter and his Antelope” shenanigans, well write up, as I know it so. As you read on, you will find out why I chose to use the word “shenanigans”. Feyi Fawehinmi, the author of… [Read more…]
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE SALE ITEM: Wedding Dress (never worn) SALE PRICE: .38 Caliber Pistol ……………………………………………………………………………….. A FIRST- GRADE TEACHER A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (aged 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Boy what is your problem?” Boy answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and… [Read more…]
What is in a name you may ask? Plenty from where I look from! A lot. A product with a name, with a good name, I hasten to add, will outsell any other unknown product. An artist or artiste with a known name will command or generate more interest than a new comer. A footballer… [Read more…]
Monday (21st Sept) and Tuesday (22nd Sept) have been declared “Bank” or “Public” holidays. The country will be celebrating Eid-il-filtr day. Those days would commemorate the end of fasting for the millions of Muslims in Nigeria. Why 2 days? I have been made to understand that the sighting of the moon differs for those in… [Read more…]
I was at my barber’s patiently waiting for my turn. The boys were busy fiddling around whilst I turned to the stool with a pile of magazines. You know as it is at saloons with the 1950s copy of reader’s Digest, and copies of Hello when Elizabeth Taylor was just getting married, ridiculously old publications… [Read more…]
Yes, I watched the Manchester derby. I know the word, classic, had been used on so many euphoric occasions, but no football fan in his right senses can blame me if I should simply describe the Manchester derby (Manchester United against Manchester City) which took place this past Sunday as a classic. It had everything… [Read more…]
I am sure; Seun (surname withheld) will not mind me publishing this reply which I sent him yesterday. You see, he kindly sent me an email (pasted below) and the epistle below (believe it or not was my reply). As I obviously got carried away, I thought it might come in very useful to many… [Read more…]
A certain Robert Hugh Benson once said, “It is in silence that God is Known.” When you ponder on those deep words, they can be so revealing. Check this out, those that have come up with some of the deepest, most innovative or what is perceived to be the smartest ideas always bath them in… [Read more…]
THE REBUTTAL I am amending this post to rebut this post. Thank you to Thomas Kay, No Limit, Mimidoo, ET, Reggie and someone by the name of “Tommy Hilfiger (thilfiger@tommy-usa.com) and many others who have kindly directed me to Oprah’s website where she had a chat with Mr Hilfiger and the story was consigned to… [Read more…]
Can I just say a big thank you to all those that posted comments directing me to Oprah’s site rebutting the Hilfiger rumour. Thank you guys. It was simply an oversight on my part and I have since posted a rebuttal. O.k. Apologies accepted (I believe), now to other matters arising. I went to church… [Read more…]
…counting down to Nigeria’s Independence day 18 QUOTES TO CELEBRATE NIGERIA’S INDEPENDENCE DAY “Nigeria is what it is because its leaders are not what they should be.” – Chinua Achebe “Looking at faces of people, one gets the feeling there’s a lot of work to be done.” – Wole Soyinka “The magician and the politician… [Read more…]
INDEPENDENCE DAY MESSAGE TO NIGERIA FROM JIDE SALU My Fellow Nigerians, Today marks another year in the life of our sister, mother and to many others grandmother. She is celebrating her 49th birthday today and she has asked me to pass on this message. My sister, your mother, has asked you not to celebrate today… [Read more…]
On Thursday, Nigeria would be on holiday. Yes another day off. On Thursday, Nigeria would be 49 years old and the country would go gaga over another day to party. We have become a NATION of FAITH WITHOUT ACTION. We are already a PARTY NATION. We look for opportunities to party. Who says there is… [Read more…]
What a society we live in!! I was discussing with someone some moments ago that the bit of occupied space on planet earth called Nigeria is a case study for all Psychology Professors. The discussions my parents had with their friends when I was privy to sit and listen have been passed down to me,… [Read more…]
On Wednesday, I read an article from the online Telegraph titled; Fine line between genius and madness, scientists find. It reported that “Psychologists have discovered that creative people have a gene in common which is also linked to psychosis and depression.They believe that the findings could explain why “geniuses” like Vincent van Gogh and Sylvia… [Read more…]
Dr Tola Sobande, a dear friend, a more passionate Nigerian than my humble self was sent an e-mail by a certain Gbenga. He replied him and thought it was best he shared it with his friends as well. That was how I happened to be copied in. Below are Tola’s replies to Gbenga and his… [Read more…]
Pictures, they often say, speak louder than words. This is so true for the photographs below. I will not say more than that……. Have a restful Sunday…
On November 24th 2008, a post titled “The Carpenter, the designer bed and my wife” was published. Some very important personalities brought the said post to my attention and after a very careful review; I have come to accept that parts of the post was offensive whilst I was trying to describe the accurate account… [Read more…]
There is one certainty life dishes out to us and these come with our ups and downs. Now it depends on how you view life, but with me, experience has taught me one thing, never take it personal. There is an opportunity somewhere in this “wahala” (problem). I have been hurt this week, but I… [Read more…]
Men are better friends Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend’s apartment overnight. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that. Men: A husband was not at home for a whole… [Read more…]
Thanks to thesun.co.uk for bringing my attention to the latest international race row involving some Jackson 5 impersonators who decided to colour their faces black. What irritated me was the comment as reported in the sun attributed to the Australian “Hey Hey, It’s Saturday” presenter Darryl Somers who simply said; “If there were any Australians… [Read more…]
Now according to reports on the internet from two sources – Pakistan daily and Rehmat’s World – Nigerians held Al-Quds Day rallies last month in support of Palestinian resistance against Jewish occupation. What on earth is an Al-Quds? Now if I were to be a Nigerian, resident abroad, to be honest, I would not be… [Read more…]
“If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you.” –Dead Sea Scrolls “I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by… [Read more…]
Not that I held my breath hoping to pin-point a Nigerian University in the list, I was disappointed though, if I must say the truth, that not a single Uni. from Africa made it to the Top list. Not a single one. With regards to the standard of education in Nigerian Unis, I am not… [Read more…]
I know that I am a massive fan of MJ. Always have. Always will. But guys, sentiments apart, MJ had done it again. For many non-MJ fans, this is it. This could be the track to convince them that MJ was one of few human beings who utilised his God Given Talent to probably the… [Read more…]
Along the Lekki/Epe expressway, the road works which began many months back now is transforming access to Lekki. The 50km length which will attract 3 toll gates, the first of its type in Lagos (to be honest, I really don’t know, it could be Nigeria) has attracted mixed feelings amongst the local indigenes. Communities bordering… [Read more…]
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun and proceeded to scream at them at the top of her voice, “I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get… [Read more…]
The headline could also have read; Gilgal Parish of RCCG appeals for leniency Gilgal urges Jimoh Ibrahim to change his mind Gilgal parish worshippers ask Barrister Jimoh for forgiveness Please, Barrister Jimoh, we wouldn’t do it again I am sure you get the gist, but let me go a step deeper into the challenge my… [Read more…]
I received this text from Chinedu Egedo. He must have copied me in as I must confess, I do not know him personally. I found it quite interesting. Obviously, I have a different take on some aspects, however, with wifey lurking after my every expressed consonant and vowel, I dare not, for the life of… [Read more…]
Yes I did… It was another long day. The body was beginning to give me signals that I, no, we, and includes wifey needed to take a break. Wifey’s eatery was the only source of income as I had resigned my position to support her efforts. She had warned against it. (Men, listen to your… [Read more…]
If you are checking out this site for the first time, then you are in for a treat. It’s Friday, and over here on JSD, we chill out and have a good laugh. Enjoy this post, the 28th in this category. You can take this opportunity to read past editions in this category. Let me… [Read more…]
Bayo sent this epistle to me by email (copy right respected) with a simple question; WHAT DO YOU THINK? Read on and I will tell you all what I really , really think …… I don’t know why wives bellyache about their husbands taking off with their mistresses. If they know how much work those… [Read more…]
A black female with a Nigerian name Chinyelu Onwurah has been selected by the labour party as its new candidate in Newcastle Central. The 44 year old Newcastle upon Tyne born is set to become Labour‘s first female black MP in the north of England in the relatively safe Labour seat in Newcastle. Well, we hope… [Read more…]
After a 2 hour delay on Friday by Dana Air, the local Nigerian Airline, in which I was to travel to Abuja, the Political capital of Nigeria (Lagos, in my humble opinion is the commercial capital), we finally boarded the plane and spent another 30 minutes hanging around for members of the NFA (Nigeria Football… [Read more…]
….and so it turned out to be a restful weekend, with the Abahs – Joe and Kemi. Aside the turbulence on flight, the city of Abuja is a peaceful town where the Political leaders in the country ‘hang’ out. Abuja is the capital of Nigeria, but most importantly, it is the town where the Politicians… [Read more…]
Pamela in an email to me (as seen below) has inspired me to put together this post. Hi Jide, I just wanted to write you and say that I have been an admirer of your blog for about three months now, maybe more. I became interested in your web site for reasons to relocate back home next… [Read more…]
Thanks Leke, for sending me this email. EATING FRUIT… It’s long but very informativeWe all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It’s not as easy as you think. It’s important to know how and when to eat. What is the correct way of eating… [Read more…]
As a person who passionately believes in the bible without any iota of doubt, I am compelled to constantly refer to this book. It is no ordinary book. It is a Holy Book for many reasons. You see, there is nothing, man can go through that has not been recorded in the bible. Absolutely nothing.… [Read more…]
Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays you once, it is his fault; If someone betrays you twice, it… [Read more…]
Steve job said “………..If I had never dropped out, I would have never dropped in on this calligraphy class, and personal computers might not have the wonderful typography that they do.” If I had never left the comfort of UK, I would never have had the opportunity to connect with you and encourage Nigerians scattered… [Read more…]
Similar to the speech given by Bryan Dyson. Here’s a motivational speech given by Indra Nooyi, president and CFO of PepsiCo ( PEP ), at the Columbia University Business School graduation ceremonies on May 15. A little long, but definitely worth the inspirational read it delivers. Good evening, everyone. Dean Hubbard, distinguished faculty, honored graduates,… [Read more…]
Chimamanda Adichie made a graceful appearance at this year’s TED Conference held in Oxford, England. Four days of inspired thinking looked beyond the obvious, at the hidden forces shaping our future, at the mysterious functioning of things, at the invisible and at the not-yet-discovered. At TEDGlobal 2009, a roster of powerful speakers and performers explored The Substance… [Read more…]
Toyin Onabowu sent me an email with a portion of the text below. Thanks Toyin. Many years ago, I read “The Purpose – Driven Life” by Rick Warren, and I must say that it left a mighty impression on my spirituality. Toyin, your email was very timely and trust me, I had to dig further… [Read more…]
I remember it vividly. It was about two and half years ago. My own son was had just gone past the 3 year mark and it hit us. The usual British bad news. I was never one to look forward to the news especially when I know that anything uplifting rarely made a guest appearance.… [Read more…]
I’ve recently collected another daunting pile of questions regarding the health benefits of sex. Through the years of my career, and I imagine through the ages of all humanity, this has been a resurfacing question. Typically I answer questions pertaining to the health benefits of sex on a one-on-one basis, but since I know that… [Read more…]
Kola Munis, a dear creative friend of mine tagged me on Facebook in a note titled “My Northern Nigerian Friend”. Hmmmnnn, I read and I thought. And here is what I will say or write or whatever….. However, before I do just that, Kola’s tag had his words of wisdom presented (as seen below) Then,… [Read more…]
It is you that failed. Not God. So do not blame it on God. Some things have been set in motion by God for us to take a step or act on, But we say we wait on God. Praying . Fasting. Some things do not need waiting on God for. Just do your bit,… [Read more…]
And there were 3 married couples… Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Joe the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Joe showed them to their room and thought to himself, “What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be… [Read more…]
Gynaecologist’s Assistant – Job Application A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more – ‘Can you give me some more details about this?’ he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Centre man sorts through his… [Read more…]
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, When 24 hours in a day is not enough; remember the mayonnaise jar. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and starts to… [Read more…]
…..and then I asked, “Can you die for your country?” He went into a fit of laughter. And he continued to, until my stare and look met his bewildered expression. Then he took time to explain himself. “No sir”, I cannot, was his confident response. It was his laughter that prolonged his reply. It would… [Read more…]
November 12th 2009 is JSD’s birthday It was on this day last year that I posted my first diary entry. I had one objective in mind, to chronicle my life in Nigeria as a recent returnee from the U.K after almost 20 years of “sojourn”. I made a personal pledge to be objective and to… [Read more…]
Applying the popular Nigerian parlance, “Na wa o” (meaning…. , forgive me, it has no interpretation. The nearest description would be a very long sigh) to this story is all I can mutter for now. Vanquardngr.com with its headline – RED CARD FOR NUDISTS IN LAGOS – reported that 33 strip dancers were arrested at… [Read more…]
Dear All The festive period is very much around us. While we are planning big for the period through hard work, some idle hands are busy planning evil just to make it fast and look big during the same period through robbery and other means. However, if you are driving at night and have some… [Read more…]
How dare you? A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: ‘Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.… [Read more…]
I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded. I would have eaten the popcorn in the ‘good’ living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. I… [Read more…]
Jide Salu says Miracles are in fact a mirage for the No-Hopers. The NO HOPER, who had given up on Hope and the possibility of Success. The DEJECTED who worships the god of happenstance. The LOST with the attitude that it can never be done. The DISILLUSIONED who are inspired not to expect. The DISENCHANTED… [Read more…]
I will not say much for now except to encourage you to read this interview of a unique lady (Mrs Eme Akenzua)whom I met,very briefly last week. I promise to tell you much more about her, as the world needs to know more about this gift to Nigeria. Get ready to be goose pimpled with… [Read more…]
What exactly should I be happy over? Nigeria’s qualification with a trip to South Africa, the host of next year’s world cup or the danger the country would be subjected to as a result of Nigeria’s World cup qualification? As much as I tried my best not to get emotionally involved, a text back and… [Read more…]
“Outrage in Washington over Obama’s bow in Japan”, this was how DrudgeReport captured it on its site. That wasn’t the first time Americans have cried over their President bowing to another Fella. The Americans just cannot for a nanosecond imagine it. What the Americans, mostly the conservatives, are screaming about is a bash to their… [Read more…]
A man wanted his wife to see how hard he worked for the family. He thinks his wife does not understand and wanted divine intervention. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed. “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays… [Read more…]
“Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them – Work, Family, Health, Friends and Spirit and you’re keeping all of these in the Air.” “You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball. If you drop it, it will bounce back. But the… [Read more…]
I have always known of the name Helen Keller, you probably do as well. That she was blind and deaf (can you just imagine that?) and that she was an inspiration to this planet in her century. Helen Keller (1880-1968) was quite possibly the most remarkable person ever to grace our planet. Left deaf and… [Read more…]
Yes, if you found out that your husband or boyfriend (husband to be) has been sleeping with your housemaid. Just what would you do? There is one thing that most women that plan to relocate fail to take into serious consideration, the housemaid palaver. Apart from the location of residence, will it be Abuja, Kano… [Read more…]
To all readers of JSD in the United States, I wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving Day. And to readers outside the United States who are wondering what the Americans are on about, well it is a public holiday observed on the 4th Thursday of November. Thanksgiving Day is a harvest festival. Traditionally, it is a… [Read more…]
Dumb or what? When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask: - Are you sleeping? - What’s your answer? - No! I’m training to die2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you: - need to be fixed? - No, it got bored of staying… [Read more…]
A dear friend of mine, whose views I respect a lot brought to my attention an interview of Pastor Tunde Bakare , the Senior Pastor of Latter Rain Assembly, a Pentecostal Church based in Lagos Nigeria. This Moslem turned Christian, whose vociferous statements about Christianity and how it is practiced especially in Africa, more so… [Read more…]
I will not go as far as say the country is in a coma. Hopefully, never shall it be. All the President’s men are at war though. Permutations galore of what would happen in case fill the air. It’s more of ‘Barka de Rumour’, as emails fill cyberspace with all sorts stories. There is nothing… [Read more…]
I found the list of what Nigerians (and I am presuming, Nigerians based in Nigeria) ‘googled’ most so far in the year 2009, very interesting. I never knew the musician ‘Wande Coal’ will feature highly as the most ‘googled’ Nigerian celebrity ahead of my favourite artists 9ice or Asa. Anyway, take a look at the… [Read more…]
Asking on the right side Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?” So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray?” The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not!… [Read more…]
WHAT HAPPENED TO DOGGY’S LUNCH?
It’s such a powerful tool to know the truth. The bible in John 8:32 had this to say “Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.” The power of the media is incredible, like money, “it can do and undo.” The press in the right hands can alleviate pain. It… [Read more…]
The slangs above as I have come to accept them typify the degree of religiosity and decadence of a nation called Nigeria. Reuben Abati of the Guardian Newspaper captured it brilliantly. Was it not in my post yesterday that I mentioned how irritated I was when every meaningful conversation or statement is taken over by… [Read more…]
Nigeria’s own Femi Kuti has been nominated for this year’s Grammy Award in the Best Contemporary World Music Album category. The electrifying talented singer Beyonce on the other hand was nominated a whooping 10 times for album of the year “I Am … Sasha Fierce,” song of the year for her anthem “Single Ladies (Put a… [Read more…]
In exactly three Fridays time, glasses of Champagne (for those who can afford it) will click celebrating another year of yuletide. And as for those who may not be so fortunate, it would be another day like any other day. I tell you, you do not need to be gifted with the Observatory skills I… [Read more…]
I got this email from Bayo Olomodosi, my dear brother. Let me let you into a secret, 50% of the jokes featured in Friday’s On A Lighter Note are courtesy of Bayo. Thanks Bayus. Anyway, as it were, the email came. Any stuff from his end, I check immediately, that is if I am not… [Read more…]
My trip to the Voga or Vogani-cer or Volga-ni-ser. You need to pay special attention to the pronunciation on the street to know that the caller was actually attempting to call me a Vulcaniser to fix my punctured tyre. Well, as God Almighty had perfected it, I was so close to a Vulcaniser as motorists over… [Read more…]
……. that 3.07am phone call that woke me up at that ungodly hour. I staggered out of bed knowing exactly where my mobile phone, which doubles as my alarm, was hidden. I had discovered many years ago that, upon waking up many minutes after the scheduled alarm was set to have gone off, furious that… [Read more…]
God our creator is so perfect. I just look on in amazement when some humans, for some reasons brilliantly argue about the non existent of God. Brilliantly? or Stupidly? Well, remember Judas was part of the 12 disciples of Jesus our Christ, and it wasn’t as if God was not aware before time that he… [Read more…]
Hello guys, Oh yes, not that I forgot to post my diary yesterday; I was so relaxed to the point where I got so tired at the same time. Can you just imagine that? Christmas is a few days away and I must let you know that I have chosen to spend it outside the… [Read more…]
Its organised chaos right here, I can tell you that for free. So much happening to many people I know. The economic situation in the country has not really helped matters. Common sense has been thrown out of the window. I would say common sense has been suspended. Things are tough going here. I feel… [Read more…]
I am in “Europe” and virtually everyone I have come in contact with have the same remark to make. It is scary as you would have thought they were all coming from a Christmas school play rehearsal. “You look good. You don’t look like someone just coming back from Nigeria.” How do people who relocate… [Read more…]
Yes, it’s been 3 days since I last updated and as you can imagine, I have spent the better parts of the break in doors due to the very cold weather. I must confess, due to acclimatising to Nigeria’s tropical weather, European weather is no longer kind to me. But then again, who has it… [Read more…]
story story… Story Once upon a time … Time time. One beautiful December evening, Emeka and his girlfriend, Nwakaego were sitting by the side of the river. It was a romantic full moon evening, when Emeka said, “Hey, asa nwa, let’s do Weeweechu. ” Oh no, not now, let’s just look at the moon and… [Read more…]
It’s been 4 days since I last spent over 10 minutes on the internet. I have travelled to Europe to have a damn good rest and that included avoiding Facebook, Twitter and JSD. I just wanted to stay away not until the damning news of the Nigerian Bomber my abstinence to an end. I will be very… [Read more…]
….Just get on with it in 2010. Honestly what a decade? Aren’t you glad you are still on course to reach your destiny? You are, aren’t you? Still alive and kicking. Challenges here and there but still breathing? Thank God for those who believe there is one. So many saw this time last year but… [Read more…]
So Nigeria has officially been labelled as a terrorist state as TSA implements enhanced screening from 11 countries . Yes, I know its serious stuff. Being recognised by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) as “state sponsors of terrorism or other countries of interest” such as Pakistan and Yemen is no laughing matter just because of a “Knicker… [Read more…]
Nigeria Threatens America with Huffs and Puffs Nigeria threatens to sever ties with the Almighty Super power America. Could it be the effect of snow? No is definitely the answer, not in Nigeria anyway. So what was that announcement all about? Wait for it…the announcement was not made by our President, no. He couldn’t have as… [Read more…]
Is Nigeria becoming irrelevant in the world or to the United States of America in particular? What an important question? And I am almost tempted to say “I told you so” in my post of yesterday. Can anyone dare ask who the hell Princeton Lyman is? By the way, he is a former U.S. Ambassador to… [Read more…]
Be prepared for this next time you are traveling abroad…..
As much as I dislike with a passion to be part of the crew that peddle stories that are yet to be certify as True or False, there was no way of avoiding this story. I got an email from my bro, Bayo Olomodosi with a link to a story that held no qualms. He… [Read more…]
President Yar’Adua is “alive”. A transcript of the 51 seconds recorded interview as reported by the BBC is below. An obviously very tired and sick President had this to say: “At the moment I am undergoing treatment, and I’m getting better from the treatment. I hope that very soon there will be tremendous progress, which… [Read more…]
ON A LAUGHING MATTER – The New Airport Uniform ON NOT A LAUGHING MATTER - Yahoo Yahoo boys (419 mail authors)???
President Musa Yar’Adua “resurrects” to prompt the Super Eagles, the National football team of Nigeria to lose a vital match against Egypt at the ongoing Nations cup in Angola. Nigerians were aghast to hear the President, in a feeble voice extend a good luck message to the National team, a gesture that was to backfire.… [Read more…]
What an epitome of simplicity and humility…. What a lesson to every single Nigeria on how to live in simplicity. It is gratifying to know that a Nigerian leader can actually exemplify this virtue. The photo journalist indeed met them as described and went on to take a photograph that should debunk all suggestions that… [Read more…]
1963 Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa, Nigeria’s first Prime minister took his only annual leave in 1963 which he decided to spend in his village. A British photo journalist came calling, but was told the PM was on vacation. He asked to which country, but was shocked to hear his village. On getting to the village, there was no evidence or… [Read more…]
Yes, Life has not ceased. Ceased ke? Why must it? Because of what? Our President? Make dem do their own and we go do our own!! That seems to be the sentiment by a majority of people here in Nigeria as, God knows how many days Umaru, the President has decided to stay away from… [Read more…]
INVICTUS Out of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath… [Read more…]
Guys, Guys, Guys. It’s Friday, and the norm is for JSD to ease you (my dear readers) into the weekend. Funny photographs and jokes attest to this norm. However, today, for some reasons, I am just not in the mood to laugh. It is still extremely difficult to buy fuel. It is not a funny… [Read more…]
I offer no apologies for hammering on about the political situation in my beloved country Nigeria. And come to think of it, I said “never”, would I venture into politics, knowing fully well that I am one hell of a political animal that may not know when to stop because of my undying passion for… [Read more…]
Yes, I am in Nigeria and I am so damn proud of it. I can assure you that, inspite of the stress, there is nowhere I would rather be at this point in time. Yes, there are times, I must admit, one needs to get out of here, but so does everywhere, and that was… [Read more…]
Hillary Rodham Clinton, America’s Secretary of State Speaking at a town hall meeting of State Department employees yesterday remembered Nigeria, particularly its state of affairs. I bet she decided to damn all consequences by describing Nigeria as “unbelievable.” Can you just imagine the long sigh that must have accompanied that remark? I can! Can you… [Read more…]
Hillary Rodham Clinton Secretary of State British Foreign Secretary David Miliband, French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner, EU High Representative Catherine Ashton London, United Kingdom January 28, 2010 We express our deep regret at the recent violence and tragic loss of lives in Jos, and extend our sympathies to the bereaved and injured. We urge all… [Read more…]
It was Florence Shinn who said that “The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy”. I just cannot help repeat saying that “it is the real life that I have come to live in Nigeria”. Honestly. There was just something… [Read more…]
You all know how I feel about doing your bit. Well this is exactly what Simon Cowell of X-Factor fame and Quincy Jones, the legendary producer have just done. They have called on their superstar pals to come together to record charity songs in aid of the devastated Haitians. And then we wonder why things… [Read more…]
French scientist, Louis Pasteur, lived at a time when thousands died of rabies each year, so he worked day and night on a vaccine that could save them. Just as he was about to begin experimenting on himself, a nine-year-old boy called Joseph Meister was bitten by a rabid dog. The boy’s mother begged Pasteur… [Read more…]
Nigeria???? What exactly is the point? My weekend went past very quickly. Nothing new there. Had a hair cut at my second choice barbing saloon. Could not face the traffic to V.G.C in Ajah for Ike, my preferred barber to pamper me. I had to make do with Lawrence, who is very good at what… [Read more…]
Oh yes, Nigeria is buzzing once again, now that we can be officially called a nation with GOODLUCK. But hang on a minute? The combination of the names “Goodluck” and “Patience” can be said to be deeper than we all think. If there is any proof that there is nothing in a name, then our… [Read more…]
Now guys, I know there will be loads and I mean loads of conspiracy theories emerging about our “Super Lucky” Acting President and we all know, with his record, this position would soon be permanent. What is really in a name? Your analysis is as good as mine, even though I am almost tempted to… [Read more…]
Let me begin by telling you that, in as much as this diary was set up to chronicle my new life in Nigeria, after almost two decades living in the United Kingdom, I have found myself in recent weeks writing more about the political drama as it unfolds in my beloved country. This was never… [Read more…]
The myth of St. Valentine’s Story So what is so happy about St. Valentine that millions across the globe spend a fortune to make themselves happy for the day or make others happy? Where did the celebration of Valentine’s Day really come from? When you think of February 14th, what immediately come to some minds… [Read more…]
We are in the 21st century and one of Nigeria’s major handicap is power shortage. For those non Nigerians, I know, you would never understand. You just would not be able to comprehend the fact that some parts of Nigeria generate electricity 24/7 by generator. And as for Nigerians who are in Diaspora, I know… [Read more…]
Today is February 15th and its 364 days to the Valentine 2011. Guys, how did it all go? In Nigeria, the Valentine Craze took another turn. On Friday, I stopped to buy some plantains on my way home and lo and behold, I had to interrupt a Valentine related heated discussion between two girls whom… [Read more…]
This is good news for Nigeria, good news indeed. Not a “419″ deal. Nothing close to it. This was an international transaction, a business deal which a Nigerian led and succeeded. I can announce to you today, if you haven’t heard already, that anytime you travel through Gatwick Airport, always remember with pride that it… [Read more…]
MATHEMATICAL PYRAMID 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 +… [Read more…]
How I wish this quote was thought of by my humble self, however the credit must go to Pastor Emeka Nwankwo. Oh yes, Sunday Nuggets. It’s been quite a while now. Anyway, Pastor E, as I fondly call him, in his sermon yesterday titled, “The God of Gideon” with reference to Judges 7 in the… [Read more…]
Nigeria wakes up as a nation with a President. President Yar’Adua sneaked back in to the country in an air ambulance at around 1.46am and believe it or not, no single photograph to confirm this. And my Questions: How true is this story? Could Segun Adeniyi, Presidential Spokesman and ex-ThisDay reporter confirm please? How soon… [Read more…]
You see……for those of you in colder climates, observing afar the live rendition of the Nollywood script “Goodluck falls apart as Turai holds the centre“, directed by ….well now, who should we appoint as the director? Ibori? Anodoakaa? or Taminu? (all influential Presidential aides). No let it be Turai, our 1st lady. She will be… [Read more…]
I got into the office at around 6.45am and I was already drenched in sweat. That is how hot it has become here in Lagos, Nigeria. The rain is due anytime from now. The season is upon us. God help us all with the pot holes and what have you. I know the infrastructure is… [Read more…]
http://www.vanguardngr.com (Feb 28, 2010) *Why I allowed Aondoakaa to take up the job of briefing on Yar’Adua’s health *Some aides have wounded President more than 100 million political enemies *This is not the Yar’Adua we know Prof. Dora Nkem Akunyili caught the nation’s attention with her unrelenting campaign against fake and adulterated drugs in the… [Read more…]
What is in a name? I ask again. So much attention had been bestowed on Acting President Goodluck and wife Patience’s names. So much had been wriiten with a lot of jokes and fabrications. Now how about Dora? Are you aware that the name Dora is a short form for the names Dorothy or Theodora.… [Read more…]
Indeed, we presently have cups of confusion being served in Nigeria, by Yar’Adua and his wife Turai, the press, Politicians, Pastors, etc Matthew 26:39 in the Amplified Bible says Jesus went a little further and threw himself upon the ground on his face and prayed saying: “My Father, if it is possible, let this cup… [Read more…]
…….It has being so hot, so warm, so humid. I don’t know if I should really be telling you this, but, mehnn, I visited the bathroom on 4 different occasions yesterday, each time to cool myself with a shower. It has being that hot. But, I thank God though for his mercies. Whilst I am… [Read more…]
Where do I start? Where exactly do I start from? The internet is abuzz with comments of varying magnitude. From one verb and adjective to another. Emotions are on the rise from Nigerians all over the world. The world is in sympathy. CNN, as usual have reported, so there is no hiding the fact that… [Read more…]
It has being an interesting week. Not with all the drama happening around one and my beloved Manchester United trouncing A C Milan. It has really been a performance. I was at the Boat club in Lagos yesterday evening when I heard a gentleman asked aloud “what exactly is the man in the polo hat… [Read more…]
Yes, I knew you would be interested in reading this post. I knew you would dash over to gloat and say, hehn hehn, I knew it was not going to last, all this passion and positive stuff. Some saying “I told you so, didn’t I?”. That Jide thinks, na him get Nigeria, na im baba… [Read more…]
Come on guys? Come off it? Is the Libyan strong man, David Mark a mad man as Nigeria’s Senate Leader, David Mark has purported? Throw away emotions for a minute. Throw away sentiments (are they the same? Who cares). Just sit back and carefully consider this for a minute. Hold on, you are rushing me and… [Read more…]
I really don’t know what to address him as – President? or what? He has been incommunicado for so long that we all have moved on. With news reported in various news quarters that Umaru Yar’Adua was to make a public appearance at (wait for it) Jumat service today is just …..scary to say the… [Read more…]
“Fela!,” a musical based on the life of the Nigerian musician and political gadfly Fela Anikulapo Kuti, who died of AIDS in 1997 at age 58. It opened on Broadway at the Eugene O’Neill Theater with Sahr Ngaujah and Kevin Mambo playing the title role. “The Fela Kuti project dropped from the sky,” said Bill… [Read more…]
……NOT!!!!! Instead, the scare mongering has been a result of an email (as seen below) circulating cyberspace. Acid rain? The honest truth is that I did not circulate this e-mail, actually, to tell you the truth, I specially requested for e-mail be forwarded to me. Thanks Bunmi Akinsanmi for doing just that. So, neither CNN… [Read more…]
When the news headlines – “Names of ministers on the list sent to the senate”, my excitement was mixed with curiosity, but then it was immediately diluted when the source was made known. The time was 10′o’clock and the channel was Silverbird Television. I have made it my duty to relegate news on SKY, BBC… [Read more…]
I picked up a copy of Saturday’s edition of “THISDAY” and as usual, it was the back page that interested me. I wasn’t sure if the Pendulum column was on or not, but I checked anyway. Yes! it was. It has the caption “Jonathan’s Ministerial Blues” and a sub title captioned “Between Tinubu and Fashola”…hmmmm. I… [Read more…]
Yet another Ken Davidson, FB pal , inspired post. Thanks ken for the tag. Let’s get serious here, ok. Which Minister was cooking for Turai Yar’Adua and what for? Now that it’s in the open that some Ministers or a Minister possibly did cooked for the bedridden President’s wife. Who was the cook? And what… [Read more…]
By the way, what is today’s date? April foooooooooool guys. Have a wonderful day and God bless
Oh yes, I hadn’t told you about an early morning incident I was involved in. It was two weeks ago, I think it was…, yes, it’s been two weeks now that I had an early morning punctured tyre. It was precisely 5.45am when I heard a bust, followed by a disturbing sound from the rear… [Read more…]
While I reported that Yar’Adua returns whilst Goodluck was preparing to swear in Prof. Dora Akunyili as Acting Vice-President, it was all in the spirit of celebrating the ageless April Fool joke. It was in the same spirit that I ignored a BBC online headline – Nigeria corruption fighter Nuhu Ribadu may return . I… [Read more…]
If there is anything I admire about the English, it is there natural ability to organise. Mehn, can these guys organise to the “t”? They may be conservative by nature, tolerant to a fault that a whole town in England have turned ordinary English as foreigners – Southall comes to mind. The English could be… [Read more…]
Courtesy Bayo Olomodosi (4.45pm – Nigeria time) Agriculture Prof. Sheikh Ahmed Abdullah Mr. Awodele Najeem Adewale Justice Mohammed Bello Adoke, SAN Aviation Mrs. Fidelia Njeze Commerce & Industry Sen. Jibril Martins Kuye Ms. Josephine Tapgun Culture & Tourism Abubakar Sadiq A. Mohammed Education Prof. (Mrs) Ruqayyatu A. Rufa’i FCT Sen. Bala Muhammed Environment Mr. John… [Read more…]
Paula and Peter Imafidon are just like any other 9-year-olds. They love laughing, playing on the computer and fighting with each other. What sets these twins apart from their peers, though, is that they are, hands down, prodigies who are about to enter high school and make British history as the youngest to do so.… [Read more…]
Made in China Names Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I’m Sam Wan . And I need to talk… [Read more…]
Once again, I will say thank you to my FB pal, Kend Davidson for the tag. I checked my email a few minutes ago only to see a mountain load of FB replies. My curiosity led me to the not so shocker. I will leave out my personal comments for now. Let me allow you… [Read more…]
Forget Democratic, Republican, Conservative or Labour for now. Don’t even let us talk about Nigeria’s AC – Action Congress or People’s Democratic Party – PDP (am I right? I mean the PDP acronym? I don’t know any more) So, which party are you in? Which party do you really belong to? Leaders and followers alike… [Read more…]
Transcript of a portion of Christiane Amanpour and Acting President Goodluck Jonathan’s interview. AMANPOUR: Thank you very much, indeed, for joining us on this program. JONATHAN: Thank you for finding time to discuss with me. AMANPOUR: Can I ask you first what an extraordinary name. How did “Goodluck” come to be your name? JONATHAN: I… [Read more…]
I have nothing more to say. This battle at Kruger park is what I predict will take place in 2011, hence the title. Watch and be amazed.
A Nigerian born UK based teacher spoke of his battle against his bullying class students, parents and authorities recently. He was accused of the use of persistent, consistent, derogatory and uncolourful language in class. The problem started when he told an audience I was privileged to be part of his tale of woes at school.… [Read more…]
BBC’s “WELCOME TO LAGOS” – “A Hypocritical Perception of Nigeria or did it defy your expectations?” I remember I posted a review of it a couple of weeks ago, if I can remember (time flies indeed) and to be honest, my very first reaction was “here we go again”, and that was before I read… [Read more…]
So what do I think of “Welcome to Lagos?” I must confess, I have not watched it and I was hoping and would have thought that a Lagos state based television Channel would actually buy the copy right to broadcast, for the benefit of millions of Lagosians. So my comments are heavily reliant on what… [Read more…]
A MIGHTY thank you goes to “FLO” who left a link on where to watch the documentary online. Just click here and kindly share your comments please. God Bless.
I ask again, what exactly are you afraid of? …..no I am not referring to flying? Neither was I insinuating the palaver with regards the cancellation of flights all around the world especially via the Western European airspace. All that this global incident had drummed home is the reality that all things can wait and… [Read more…]
Jide Salu interviews Deolu Akinyemi Deolu Akinyemi is a Motivational Writer, Speaker, Entrepreneur, Blogger, Influencer, Christ Believer, Network Marketing Guru, Business Leader, Social Entrepreneur, Trainer, Writer, Career Coach, Direct and Network Marketer, Human Resources Expert, Business Development Consultant, Financial Empowerment Consultant, Innovator, Visionary, Patriot and Platinum Distributor, Managing Director of Holidays and Cash. Jide Salu… [Read more…]
New Dictionary Word: Wenger (noun): A person who does the same thing every season or year and yet expects different results; A person who often in competition creates the impression of a contender but usually ends up as a pretender; A rich person who is highly stingy; An old person who likes working in the… [Read more…]
FG protests BBC documentary on Lagos By AGENCY REPORTER, Published: Thursday, 22 Apr 2010 The Federal Government on Wednesday protested against a documentary on Lagos aired by the British Broadcasting Corporation, which portrayed the city as a slum. The documentary entitled, “Welcome to Lagos,” was broadcast on BBC2 in the United Kingdom on April 15.… [Read more…]
So “Welcome to Lagos” episode 2 aired last night. Is it any different from episode 1? Apart from the change of “actors, costume, props, location and the obvious stench”, what other superlative word can we employ to describe the resilience of the average Lagosian or Nigerian as it may be? We really need to be… [Read more…]
“RESEALED VIRGIN”. Until I read this story, graciously received from Bayo Olomodosi, I must confess my ignorance in the world of virginity. I had never heard of the word “hymenoplasty” or of the “Virginity” Industry. The “sex” industry? Who hasn’t? But virginity? Or should I have? Have you heard of these words before now? My… [Read more…]
Ladies and Gentlemen, friends of Nigeria, Nigerians youth scattered all over the world, Journalists, Historians, politicians and future Nigerian leaders, below is an epistle of monumental revelation. A scary episode in the political life of the most populated nation on the planet. This drama could not have been captured in a few words. In orderwards,… [Read more…]
Hello, having scanned the websites for news as it affects me, I and you of course, I have pasted for your digest (I should actually have called it News Digest shouldn’t I? Anyway…..) news that are making ways, I don’t know about Nigeria, but certainly around Cyberspace. It concerns me though, if a majority of… [Read more…]
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! –Anonymous ——————————————————————— Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. –Oscar Wilde ———————————————————————- Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. –Scottish Proverb ———————————————————————- I don’t worry about… [Read more…]
I call him, Egbon (brother), or Bob Dee. I was fortunate enough to have met and known him at University of Ife (now Obafemi Awolowo University). I was also fortunate to be around him when he started Ovation, the mega successful publication. But do I really, really know Egbon? No, I wouldn’t say or claim… [Read more…]
The Chief Press Secretary to the President, Segun Adeniyi has confirmed that President Yar’Adua died at about 9pm on Wednesday, 5th May 2010.
I got to know when I sat glued smiling and shaking my head at the same time appreciating Olufela Olusegun Oludotun Ransome-Kuti, popularly known as Fela Anikulapo Kuti in a TV special – Fela on Broadway. The late Music genius, Nigerian multi-instrumentalist musician and composer, pioneer of afrobeat music, human rights activist, and political maverick was being acknowledged and celebrated by the likes of… [Read more…]
Hi, my name is Ola, I am a 23 year old doctor set to change the face of acute medical care in West Africa. I grew up in a household where neither of my foster parents went to university. We lived in a small town called Lowestoft. One of the most influential people in my… [Read more…]
3 Nigerians die celebrating Chelsea’s Victory It was reported by Vanguard that 3 Chelsea fans in Ughelli in Delta State in Nigeria persons died while celebrating the victory of Chelsea Football club in the just concluded English Premier league. The three persons, Vanguard gathered died in a motorcycle accident during acrobatic display at the end… [Read more…]
According to a report as published by the Sun Newspapers in Nigeria, Prince Solomon Soyebi, the Abeokuta indigene INEC commissioner in Abia state, who was reportedly slapped by a defeated Gubernatorial candidate and abused by the Nigeria’s last Foreign Affairs Minister – Chief Ojo Maduekwe, who was then the PDP national secretary stood his ground… [Read more…]
Am I sorry to call an ex-convict former Governor of an Oil rich State in Nigeria a bloody fool? You bet I am not. What a bloody fool this coward of a man is. You see, some will stand their corner and fight. They will defend their actions. They will postulate all sorts of arguments,… [Read more…]
I dare not assume that you all have read my previous post on Ola Orekunrin, if you haven’t, then you better do. Today, you can read why this 23 year old Medical Doctor left a prestigious position in the UK, a fast car, good flat, influential committees and great friends, all for a “risk” in… [Read more…]
One of Africa’s richest men is plotting to buy a stake in Arsenal in a move that could trigger a full-blown takeover battle for the Premier League football club. Aliko Dangote, a billionaire Nigerian industrialist, is in talks to buy the 16% stake being sold by Lady Nina Bracewell-Smith, the club’s fourth-largest shareholder. Dangote is… [Read more…]
Hello guys, I think I owe it to every reader of Jide Salu Diary (JSD) to explain why I have been off the radar for some time, which is quite unusual. Considering I always had something to blog about every day. Well, I did hint you my dear readers that this habit might be terminated… [Read more…]
……it has been busyyyyyyyy. With time I will do more than reveal the project I am truly glad to be a part of. For those who know a little bit about Lagos, can you imagine if your parents or family had something to do with the planning and establishing of Victoria Island in the South… [Read more…]
“I don’t know what to make of it all, I am seeing Nigeria from a totally different angle and to be very honest of you, it is scary from where I stand or sit.” I have just taken time off watching the World cup match between the fantastic South American representatives, Brazil and the Africans,… [Read more…]
It would be an injustice if I continue to postphone when I would update JSD. I am about to embark on something entirely different from th norm. To be honest with you, I do not have a clue how this will pan out. All that I am sure of is that, starting from this moment,… [Read more…]
…..the match just ended, I am referring to the World Cup football match between Ghana and the United States of America. The Ghanians with more of a mentality of “Ghana must conquer” than “Ghana must go” swaggered to the last 16 of the 2010 World cup final. You needed to have seen how Nigerians are… [Read more…]
Its another BlackBerry entry. It rained cats and dogs the previous night. With all the flooding and Frogs croaking, you know this year’s rainy season has come to make up for last year. I must say I was glad I made it to church. I tell you, the message that came forth and which I… [Read more…]
Today isb the 7th day of the 7th month and its Jide Salu’s birthday. I can tell you that time really does fly. Wow! Another 365 days raced past and I am alive to give God Almighty all the Glory. There are so many things I ought to be grateful for……so many things. Where do… [Read more…]
The game just finished and Spain is the new World Champion. It has happened. South Africa promised to put up a show and indeed they have. What a World Cup final. What an event staged in the continent Africa. I shows that Africa can organise. We have what it takes. We really do. I have… [Read more…]
The great man himself is 92 yearsb old. I can still remember where I was when he was released from Prison after 27 long years. My truth, if to be told is this: if God had taken him aside to reveal to him what awaits him as a gift to his been locked up, I… [Read more…]
I know I have been away for….2 weeks. The longest so far. No excuse, just busy. So much is happening, and I can tell you that, if not for the technology of BlackBerry, it would have been more difficult to update JSD. So what’s up? Well, I am, let’s say permanently at site, mixing and… [Read more…]
….I am at the back of a car punching away on my BB, on my way from a party in one of the many halls in Unilag, and going by what is turning out to be a familiar topic for discussion at any gathering, I still marvel at the spirit by which Nigerians go about… [Read more…]
A certain reply has prompted this post and I offer no apologies for what I am about to unleash. These are strictly my opinions as usual and like you I am entitled to them. As much as we express opinions, I shy away from getting very personal. Sitting down in front of a computer, or… [Read more…]
Hello guys, I can say that it has been a while since I posted any tips on settling down better in Nigeria, until now. Someone whom I would call a dear friend sent me an email posing a question that I thought might be of interest to you. Read his poser and my replies below.… [Read more…]
BREAKING NEWS:Former President of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo has been assasinated in his home town in Ogun state by unknown gun men. He was confirmed dead at the General Hospital Ota, Ogun state few hours after his convoy was ambushed I got a BB message telling me about the assassination of OBJ. I knew it was… [Read more…]
…You know, a few days ago, I had a brain wave, I digested it, I lingered on it for a while and then I told myself “Why not, If not”. My idea was to make myself more available to JSD readers who may want instant info about what is happening here in Nigeria and I… [Read more…]
My very dear sweet sister, Funmi Onifade forwarded an email to me as pasted below. As a Nigerian, read and ponder. “Fellow Nigerians, You may have seen this video, but whether or not, please click below and let us all agree one thing – we can learn from the Americans who end every sentence with “God… [Read more…]
Guys, it has been quite a while I had posted on Friday for the “on a lighter note” series, and I must warn you in advance that what you are about to read below may cause damage to your health… READ ON and find out why. Have a great weekend and God bless. Here goes:… [Read more…]
….It was Dee, my fellow blogger, whom I got BB chatting with who made this poignant statement…read this o…”You never graduate from school of life in Nigeria” Not that you do else where, but it just kind of resonated with me as she sent that statement. I agree with her whole heartedly. I do. The… [Read more…]
Hmnnn, it’s been quite a while I must say. Where do I start from, hehn? At the moment, I am on a break in Europe and I must say that I am a little bit worried. Why? I have been sleeping like a new born baby. Every moment I spend sitting down waiting for my next… [Read more…]
…….absolutely incredible…..stunning…..as important as the historical trip to the moon, I would add. Never before has the world witnessed such a rescue organised by a developing nation, whatever that means. The San Jose Mine has suddenly become one of the most famous mines in the world today because of the resilience of the people of Chile,… [Read more…]
Dear reader, It’s some minutes past 11pm and I have being busy working on a project you will all get to know of before the end of the year. How time flies. There is so much to write about, but I just can’t now. It just doesn’t feel right at all. I must apologise that… [Read more…]
* It’s one month to Christmas today. If you are not aware, today is the 25th of November and you would not say there is anything special a whole nation is looking forward to in a month’s time. Christmas decorations have been up in Europe since October, with shops and malls draped in the customary… [Read more…]
Mother of all laughter Former President, Olusegun Obasanjo was reported to have had a good laugh when approached by reporters while leaving the council chambers of the presidential villa where he had, alongside three other former heads of state, attended the National Council of State meeting. I really almost did not believe it when he was… [Read more…]
You know what….you just never know how precious something is to you until you either loose it or about to…..hmmmnnnn, I guess you already know that right. It was a close call you know….as this blog was almost deleted. Yes, deleted. JSD was suspended for reasons which I will not even dare go into. Can… [Read more…]
…..you see, it’s the new-year and with loads of people this time of the year, excluding my humble self, there would have been millions of “doomed to fail” 2011 resolutions. Funny that is. The bet is on that by the 3rd week of January, the new-year resolution would have metamorphosed into dissolution. A dear friend… [Read more…]
…..remember guys, I did mention a while back that I was working on a project that is so dear to my heart. I believe it is now time to reveal what has kept me up awake for most nights. It is with absolute delight that I introduce to you the brand that is about to… [Read more…]
It was very busy for me on Saturday. This year is election year in Nigeria and I am so determnined to cast my vote this time around. There is no point gathering around at clubs or at parties to talk Nigeria down. The least I can do is to register and cast my vote, the… [Read more…]
I have registered. Yes I have, what about you, that is if you are a Nigerian and you reside in Nigeria. But wait a minute; if you do not reside in Nigeria, nothing stops you from asking your friends and family back home if they have registered. It was reported on the news that the… [Read more…]
Rockshock Entertainment were at “THE FUTURE AWARDS – TFA” last night. A gathering that has been considered to be one of, if not the most prestigious youth gathering in Africa. The brain behind “TFA” is a 26 year old ex-University of Lagos Nigerian by the name of Chude Jideonwo. His Rousing speech which was given… [Read more…]
Read the full report at RockshockEnt! website.
The photograph below speaks volume of the Nigeria that I reside. Come take a look and let us play a game of what is actually wrong with the Photograph below. It is obvious that the ‘Okada’ (Motor cyclist) is either frightened or bemused or what!…..as you could probably detect in the caption. The Nigerian Police… [Read more…]
The Future Awards took place last Sunday at the grand Landmark Village venue, in Lekki and guess what? Yes, ROCKSHOCK ENTERTAINMENT was present to capture the stars and future stars that graced the occasion. From the legendary Nigerian screen idol RMD, to the international acclaimed actress Genevieve Nnaji and to Presidential hopefuls Pat Utomi and Dele… [Read more…]
Hello guys, I believe you are all well. My Blackberry (BB) has suddenly become very busy, busy to the point that the battery life no longer lasts the day before it expires. Very unusual. It is getting very busy with Rockshock Entertainment! By the way, have you checked out the temporary site at http://www.rockshockent.blogspot.com ?… [Read more…]
A friend sent me the story below and I thought I had to share it with you all. If, like me, its your first time of reading, I honestly believe you ought to spend a few minutes to ponder….and if you are lucky to have read it in the past, then, you have another opportunity… [Read more…]
…….do you all know what today is all about? It’s crazy mehnnnn!! Nigeria, I keep on telling you guys is a continent. We are so special. We are specialists in taking things overboard. We love to celebrate, and today is no different. It’s 14th Feb. and its Val day. Everybody is in a red mood.… [Read more…]
Would I be right to declare that the “good feel” factor in Lagos, Nigeria is coming to an abrupt end? I don’t know. I have experienced a relatively peaceful life since relocating to Nigeria, almost 3 years now. Thanks to a combination of factors. When you hear of the rate of armed robbery and kidnapping… [Read more…]
Was it such a disastrous Grammy appearance? Was it? Take a look at the photographs below and be the Judge? Well, I guess, this is what celebrities ought to expect – the good, the bad and the ugly. When the going is good, it is really, really good. However, when its bad, it can be… [Read more…]
….Well, not in the real sense of the word, but close enough. Read on this exclusive report and be the judge. Venue: Sheraton Hotel Date: Tuesday, 22nd Feb. 2011 The clandestine meeting was to convince the Vice Presidential aspirant of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC) political party, Pastor Tunde Bakare to step down from… [Read more…]
The words below were meant to scold a child that has seriously erred. Someone who had been indicted for a mega offence. In his words, Venerable Tayo Aduloju of the Cathedral Church of Christ, Marina, Lagos, had this to say…… “If you go about in arrogance; if you are found where elections are rigged; if… [Read more…]
…Toyin (lamikayty@yahoo.com) I can’t see anything funny reading a group of well known influential Pastors gathered in an hotel to discourage a fellow Pastor from contesting to represent Nigerians. I can see you can. All this is in reference to my earlier post - “Bode George, the ex-convict…the “Joseph of our time” I am not… [Read more…]
Nigeria, without an iota of lie is such a talented country. Honestly! I know, many still find it difficult to comprehend how we live, yet alone survive in this part of the world, but, personally, I thank God always. No Tsunami, no earthquakes, no natural disaster, except those concocted by Nigerians. The entertainment industry in… [Read more…]
Honestly, where do I start? So much has been written about the Japanese Tsunami and Earthquake. It’s scary stuff. Hollywood producers, directors and stunt makers would find it a mammoth task to write a script that remotely captures what is currently sweeping through Japan. Myself and Tolu Ojutiku, a close friend, sat watching CNN’s Amateur… [Read more…]
Hello guys, the message below was sent out today to all my BlackBerry contacts (my pin is 21FCE458). This message is addressed to all Nigerians and friends of Nigeria courtesy of Rockshock Entertainment. A website - reclaimnaija.net – has just been set up. It is not an ordinary and irrelevant website. The objective of this e-platform… [Read more…]
…..let me make this declaration that I, Babajide Salu, hereby confess that I do not personally know Pastor Albert or his twin brother Vincent. I know of them. I attended a church programme many years ago at Glory House, the church he over sees, also, at another church programme at Grace Outreach church, he was… [Read more…]
Odulele, Pastor Albert, of Glory House International Pentecostal church was sentenced today. Pastor Albert today at Woolwich Crown Court, in London was jailed for eight months and six months respectively, to run concurrently, and put on the sex offenders’ register for five years. Channel 4 News understands that there were originally eight alleged victims of Dr… [Read more…]
All hail President Goodluck!!! Well, officially, the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) is yet to declare (as at 10.51am on Monday, 18th April), news from various online news sites have it that President Goodluck is more or less the winner of what many would tag the most successful general elections ever conducted in Nigeria. The… [Read more…]
This is a youTube video that was presented to me by my daughter. I thought it was thought provoking. Let me know what you think. Do have a Happy Easter. God bless.
My last post was in Easter and so much has transpired since then. This period in the life of Nigeria is very positive and interesting and I am glad to be a part of it. JEGA! The man. The elections in Nigeria were ongoing with some “tsunami” results. With a shaky start, Prof Jega, the… [Read more…]
Be honest with me here! Were you aware that today is Africa’s Day? I, Jide Salu did not, if I must confess. Thanks to google, with its beautiful caption as usual. According to the official website ( http://www.africaday.info) set up to celebrate and provide information, – it hasn’t been declared a public holiday in Nigeria… [Read more…]
copyright - ThisDay Style photographs – TY Bello Studios Jide Salu says another political chapter has been opened in Nigeria….. as these beautiful photographs have revealed Nigeria’s first family as never seen before, so shall the President’s dreams for Nigeria be a revelation to millions of Nigerians.
Jide Salu’s R O C K S H O C K ThisDay’s style in their special inaugural edition had Nigeria’s first family emblazoned on its cover page. Meet the Jonathan’s was the introduction. Patience, the first lady had this to say: ‘in acting or performance, you act or mimic someone’s style or manner of speaking…..(and……)… [Read more…]
……I know that I have an internet presence… that is not in doubt. All you need to do is to Google “Jide Salu” and there you will have it. I knew what I was getting myself into. And with regards my presence and exposure to the world, it’s about to explode….and you will have to… [Read more…]
I had heard he was ill….but very ill. I had information he survived a stroke but he had relapsed. There were even rumours some months back that he had passed on, until my BlackBerry contacts alerted me on Tuesday with the demise of the founding member and Managing Director of one of Nigeria’s successful 2nd… [Read more…]
Honestly, have you really given it a thought? You are so fed-up of a lot of things. Its already June, 6 months already in the year 2011 and you can remember December 2010, and it would soon be another December. The seasons do not wait for no one. It is pouring “cats and dogs” here… [Read more…]
The 24th Edition of the most coveted of beauty pageants competition, SilverBird produced – Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria – MBGN ended almost an hour ago, in controversial style. Based on views expressed on BlackBerry profiles and Twitter plus Facebook, it was adjudged to be the worst, if not, one of the worst produced of… [Read more…]
Names and designation Emeka Nwogu – Abia Bala Mohammed (FCT) Mohammed Pateh – Bauchi (Health) Mrs Allison-Madueke – Bayelsa (Petroleum) Godsday Orubebe – Delta Onyebuchi Chukwu – Ebonyi Caleb Olubaolade – Ekiti Shamsudeen Usman – Kano (National Planning) Olusegun Aganga – Lagos Labaran Maku – Nasarawa (Information) and Obadiah Ando – Taraba. Zainab Maina –… [Read more…]
This year’s BET Awards was opened by Mary J Blige accompanied by the Legendary Anita Baker. 9 minutes of superlative stuff according to live reports monitored by Rockshock Entertainment. Kevin Hart, who many viwers agreed is funny and could not be more than 5 feet tall is the host of the show. And the first… [Read more…]
Nigeria, where talents abound……Especially as my intention to operate in the Show Business sector is almost out, those that are already aware have begun to engage me with the view of providing an opportunity for them to expose their talents. And it is for this sole purpose that Rockshock Entertainment has been set up. This… [Read more…]
Cobhams Asuquo, Blind Multi Talented Music Producer, Song writer & Musician likes to say that his music career started when as a child he used to puff his cheeks to play the 12-bar blues. Today, he is known for producing some of the finest artistes in Nigeria. Noteworthy among these artistes is the Nigerian soul-singing sensation,… [Read more…]
One of Nigeria’s music Legend ChristyEssien- Igbokwe has died. My friend Chico on Classic FM 97.7 broke the news on air a few minutes ago. Believe it or not, she died after a brief 3 – day illness. She was aged just 51 years. Christy Essien as I knew and followed was one of the… [Read more…]
BlackBerry Jokes plus Vector featuring TuFace is my gift to you today. The buzz of blogging daily is slowing creeping back. I am loving it. I have had hundreds of Jokes sent to me via my Blackberry, and to date, I have managed to save……I think 112 jokes. While my intention is to share them… [Read more…]
Sax appeal 3 featuring world renowned saxophonist Kenny G as the headliner is Mike Aremu’s dream of staging the greatest Jazz event in Nigeria, and judging by what I witnessed, I believe it is on the right path to having his dream come true. I was excited to watch Kenny G live in Nigeria,… [Read more…]
Kamsee Ekpeyong? 11 years old? I was listening to Cool FM 96.9 this morning and on came this young, Whizkid like, some may also say Justin Bieber like voice. His name is KAMSEE (Ekpeyong) and he is only 11 years of age. When I said, talents are in abundance, I wasn’t kidding. Direction is the… [Read more…]
CAPital Hill Music is the producer alondside Tha Suspect of this male version of “I No Send You” featuring Sound Sultan, illbliss, Ghetto P, Mi Fliss, MI, Vector & Neato C with special appearances by Dj Tee & Dj Jimmy Jatt. ….and wait for it, that guy Clearance Peters is only the Director of the… [Read more…]
What can I say, it has been a year to remember. I shall reveal all soon. I am grateful to God Almighty for giving me another opportunity to thank him for adding another year to my life. Many sleep and expect to wake up and never do. As I tap away, many are in the… [Read more…]
Quintuplets Nigerian Bimbo Ayelabola and the NHS. Hmmnnnnn. Bimbo Ayelabola who happens to be Nigerian, travelled to London on a 6 month Visa , well, she then discovered she was going to have 4 or 5 babies on the NHS. Quintuplets she finally had. Her 37 year old Civil Engineer husband, Ohi Iianbare, according to… [Read more…]
Rissikat Bade is simply beautiful. Honestly, she is! Rissikat is Miss London 2011. You all know why I am doubly proud to blog this. You guess right, she is NIGERIAN. I don’t care how the foreign press spins this – born in Congo to Nigerian parents blah blah blah, she should be celebrated as a… [Read more…]
Tunrayo Ogbara, a beautiful young, Queens College, University of Lagos graduate committed suicide I was informed yesterday or so. She has since been buried according to Muslim rites. Where do I start from hehnnn? What could have prompted this young lady to commit suicide? Now, I am still in the process of gathering stories, and… [Read more…]
Tunrayo Ogbara was just 26 years old you know! Just 26 young years of age. Mehnnn….seeing those photographs really hit me. Help save a depressed soul by circulating this story. Thanks. God bless you. Read previous entry on Tunrayo
As I am tapping on my keyboard, Dele Momodu’s “The Karenplification of Africa” is the no 1 trend in Nigeria, actually he is trending on two fronts. I was notified of this article when he sent a broadcast out. Well, I must say I am an unashamed fan of his writing prowess and immediately opened… [Read more…]
Pastor Albert Odulele is out of jail reports reaching me. The Glory house Founder and General overseer who was sentenced at Woolwich Crown Court, in London was jailed for eight months and six months respectively, to run concurrently, and put on the sex offenders’ register for five years. Pastor Albert who arrived home yesterday morning… [Read more…]
Big brother Amplified shocked Africa and Facebook when the last two standing were Nigeria’s Karen and Zimbabwe’s Wendall. The other house favourite, South Africa’s Luclay was the surprise last minute eviction. Fans of the most viewed African TV programme of recent had it all wrapped up fro Karen with over 4o% of the vote with… [Read more…]
Big Brother Amplified ended on Sunday night in controversy, not that Mnet organisers mind that. No publicity is bad publicity they say. Viewers all over Africa smell rats, not just one rat, many rats. Viewers are so pissed off with the final outcome of the results. The results pieced together from the DSTV site which… [Read more…]
You all know how the music industry in Nigeria is now a force to be reckoned with. I can’t say for certain we are quite there yet, but for Mega stars like Snoop Dogg, Mary J Blige and Kanye West to be taking an interest in doing collabos with our own Stars, and for BET… [Read more…]
1. JSD: Who is Wilson “J’ADORE” Joel? Family man, or not? Wilson: Hmmm….Whenever I am asked this question “who is ….” ,I take a deep breath before answering…Well, all I can say is i am me, a TOTAL MUSIC BUSINESS ENTREPRENEUR. Single for now. 2. JSD: Why South Africa as a place of abode and… [Read more…]
Mirror Boy is the film you have to see. The first African film to be premiered in the famous Empire Cinema of Leicester Square, London. There has been so much noise made about this film. Now its finally arrived Nigeria, with its Premier on Friday – 5th August 2011. According to the Synopsis on its official… [Read more…]
Mirror Boy – I was so looking forward to watching Mirror Boy, the most anticipated Nigerian film that had accumulated so many international award nominations and accolades from CNN and the likes. I really didn’t know what to expect. I had seen the film “Ije” which also starred Genevieve Nnaji and Omotola Jalande Ekeinde. I thought… [Read more…]
Sam loco, 66 year old veteran Nollywood actor and comedian was said to have died on location according to reports circulating the web. Well, there are now unconfirmed stories that Sam is truly alive even though he suffered a heart attack. Sadly it has been confirmed that Sam Loco is dead. May his creative soul… [Read more…]
London is burning, I hope not any more. I knew I would have to write about the London riots, but it was how I was going to tackle it was what worried me. I contemplated for days until I had a BlackBerry Ping from a friend Tokunbo Koiki, a recently relocated British Nigerian.We had a… [Read more…]
Reports reaching Rockshock has it that Pop Sensation Wiz Kid has a secret baby daughter…..Read more at ROCKSHOCKENT.COM
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are having significant problems in their marriage, reports TMZ.com, but they have NOT made a decision to separate … at least not yet — this according to sources connected with the couple. Reports have been swirling that the couple has separated. We’re told it’s “definitely a possibility” but they haven’t pulled the trigger. … [Read more…]
Abuja Bomb Blast – I actually had NEPA (well, PHCN) in mind for my next post, to write about. How, seemingly it appears, President Goodluck means business providing us with constant electricity, only to be blasted by the news from Abuja on the Honda driven, bomb laden explosion at the UN building in Abuja in… [Read more…]
Its official, the Nigerian Entertainment industry is set to promote and improve the image of Nigeria judging by the attention the likes of the Mo’Hits family members are attracting. At the much eagerly awaited KokoKoncert held at the Hammersmith Apollo in London, Kanye West who was seen rejoicing with Jay-Z on the announcement of his wife’s (Beyonce) pregnancy… [Read more…]
KANYE WEST and D’BANJ ON STAGE AT THE HAMMERSMITH APOLLO……..It is official, Kanye West has crowned D’Banj, the next Super star from Africa. At the end of Kanye’s impromptu appearance at the Kokokoncert 3 at the Hammersmith Apollo on Monday August 29th, Kanye, seen left wearing his long Golden necklace, he took it off and placed it… [Read more…]
Yanju Kusamotu Thomas is her name. I woke up to get several BlackBerry messages with several updates with her photograph replaced on dp. The message read thus “On Sunday 28th Aug, Yanju Kusamotu-Thomas and her husband went to get fuel, d kidnappers double crossed dem and took Yanju but left her husband. She’s just 25… [Read more…]
Young African entrepreneurs come face to face with the continent’s most successful businessman, Aliko Dangote, in the latest, penultimate episode of MTV Base Meets…with MTN. In this episode. putting Dangote on the spot at Lagos’ Eko Hotel were Nigerian investment banker and MBA student J.G. Ayodele, Zimbabwean born US based Public Administration Masters student Farayi Chipungu, photographer… [Read more…]
Honestly, honestly, Christian or just finished fasting Muslim….what would you do if you found $150,000 (N22.5m)? You are unemployed? You are 49 years of age and still living at home with your father? And you found it stacked away not on the street, but in your backyard. What would you do? Wait for it, this… [Read more…]
Kanye West flew in straight from the Video Music Awards to surprise Nigeria’s Super star, D’Banj and members of the Mo’Hits family. Why is every music lover going nuts over this, you ask? I never like to start a sentence with”because”, but I have…..SHOW BUSINESS is about to take over from the OIL SECTOR in… [Read more…]
Facebook intends to launch its long-rumored music service in October 2011, even though a Facebook spokesperson told Mashable that “There’s nothing new to announce, many of the most popular music services around the world are integrated with Facebook and we’re constantly talking to our partners about ways to improve these integrations.” According to two sources familiar… [Read more…]
Naked Armed Robbers in Nigeria. Believe you mean, I had a very good think about this photograph before I chose to post. Come rain or sunshine, the good, gad or ugly, you know, I will not shy away from discussing or putting a point across. To be honest, I never really thought this still happens… [Read more…]
Mfonobong Nsehe is a contributor for the incredibly influential business magazine – FORBES Magazine. What he does is to chronicle Africa’s success stories and track its richest people. Now, a post or two ago, I made a bold declaration that the Entertainment sector in Nigeria will take over from the Oil sector to positively change the image of… [Read more…]
Can someone tell me I am going over the top please! A MUM has sparked outrage, writes thesun.co.uk, by padding out her four-year-old daughter’s chest and bottom in a bid to win beauty pageants. Now is it just me been old fashion,or is it the Facebook/Twitter/BlackBerry world we are in that has made it alright… [Read more…]
I celebrate 12 hours of electricity or should I not? Now, I need to throw this open to all Nigerians. Have you, like I have of late, n-o-t-i-c-e-d – as you can see, I am whispering, scared of tempting faith – yes, noticed any visible difference in the performance of NEPA (National Electric Power Authority or… [Read more…]
Breaking news: Kidnapped Yanju Kusamotu Thomas has been found. Reports reaching me this morning has it that Kidnapped Yanju Kusamotu Thomas was found this morning. I have tried to find out details on her kidnap ordeals, however, through one of her family members, I was able to confirm that the ransom, suspected to be in the… [Read more…]
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The latest news on Yanju Kusamotu Thomas, the daughter of the late politician Dr Hammed Kusamotu was shed some light in Sunday’s THISDAY. Yanju, it was reported who regained her freedom after she was kidnapped near her home at OPIC-Isheri area, off Lagos-Ibadan Expressway in Ogun State was released after 6 days of captivity. It… [Read more…]
Sorry guys…..you have to click ROCKSHOCK to find out who this guy is. …..and come back to read my post on Slavery in Nigeria….
When I screamed Slavery in Nigeria, I really meant it. Read and judge for your self…. “As soon as they left my office building, I knew I had to write about this ABSOLUTELY …..how will I put it, mad economic times we are all in. Now, let me paint the picture. At around 6pm…say 6.20pm… [Read more…]
The celebrant is IFEANYI UBAH who turned 40. He is the boss of Capital Oil and Gas located in Nigeria. According to Lanre Alfred in his “Society Happenings” Column in THISDAY, Ifeanyi Ubah’s celebration had tongues wagging at the amount of publicity it generated. The birthday which was celebrated on Saturday 3rd of September, was… [Read more…]
Winner of Miss Universe 2011 goes not to Sophie Gemal, but to Leila Lopes- Miss Angola. Miss Angola 2011, Leila Lopes became the second black African woman and the fourth black woman in the world to win the Miss Universe title at the Miss Universe 2011 competition held at Sao Paulo in Brazil on Monday.… [Read more…]
MFONOBONG NSEHE, a contributor for the Influential FORBES magazine has compiled, as a follow up up to his earlier list of The 20 Youngest Power Women in Africa, the 10 Youngest Power Men In Africa. Here is the list below: 1. Joseph Kabila, Congolese, President, Democratic Republic of Congo 2. Julius Malema, South African, President… [Read more…]
Yet another artiste has died in a car accident. This time on the notorious Benin/Ore road on his way to his traditional wedding in the east. He sang Osondi Owendi, in response to Osadebe’s original version.. Osondi Owendi simply means some are happy while some are sad. In this instance, all will be sad.
The rapper Mc Loph who had a mega hit with a remix of Highlife Maestros’s Osita Osadebe’s Osondi Owendi was reportedly killed in an auto accident on the Ore-Benin road. The photograph below was obtained from Notjustok.com and Rockshock
The victim;s name is Oladimeji Alade. The accused are security guards at the Barnes-Jewish Hospital (BJH) Oladimeji’s supposed offence was “Mental Instability”. This was how Oladimeji Alade, a 3rd year resident student at the Uni, in a letter pleading for justice brought this unfortunate brutality by security guards of one of America’s most respected School of Medicine – the… [Read more…]
Well, the gossip on Golden couple Jay-Z and Beyoncé according to the Celebrity gossip internet site Bossip, is that Jaz-Z has a secret son. It is yet to be confirmed if his wife, the super star singer Beyoncé has prior knowledge of his son or not. Click on Rockshock to view photos of Jay-Z’s apparent secret son.
When Beyonce revealed her baby bump to the world at the MTV Video Music Awards last month, fans were thrilled that the singer and her husband, Jay Z, were going to become new parents. But sensational new claims may well overshadow some of their excitement. The 41-year-old rapper, who has been married to the Crazy… [Read more…]
09141 dangerous phone number in Nigeria It has become so wide spread that the English Daily Mail newspaper carried a headline purportedly telling the world how “FOOLISH some NIGERIANS”, if I would stress, in spite of our educational accreditation, or how else would you interpret this headline by the Daily mail below:. This phone number… [Read more…]
How Things Fell Apart for 50 cent movie. 50 cents’ latest film – “Things Fall Apart” has a new title in “All Things Fall Apart”. If you think money can buy you anything, then you will have to think again. Popular Rap artist, actor and now film producer, 50 cent thought he could buy his… [Read more…]
ABIA STATE UNIVERSITY (ABSU) GANG RAPE SCANDAL These were some of the utterances from the excruciating ordeal this girl must have gone through; biko, biko…. (victim’s voice) you don finish…. cool down….. please now… (victim’s voice) its not fair…. (victim’s voice) kill me…., you people should just kill me… (victim’s voice) commot (take off) your… [Read more…]
This is to announce to all that I am done with reporting or commenting on the Abia State University Gang Rape for personal reasons.
Don Jazzy, Mo’hits boss is set to open up his night club…..click for more gist at Rockshock
TMZ’s has posted that Tupac’s sex tape surfaces after 15 years Tupac died 15 years ago you know. 15 years ago, but his legend still leaves on. You all remember he died from respiratory failure and cardiac arrest 6 days after he was shot 4 times on September 7th 1996. Born Tupac Amaru Shakur on… [Read more…]
Full gist in Rockshock…. Well not much happening in Nigeria today….we are on holidays (Courtesy of Independence day). Project fame (West African reality music TV show) was on last night at Eko Expo and Brandy was in town…seems to be the only venue in town at the moment….Friday night was all packed, I mean the night… [Read more…]
Keeping up with the Mandelas…. When you see this headline…”Keeping up with the Mandelas”…a reality TV programme, you cannot help to take notice. That is the magnetic power the word (forget its a name for a minute) MANDELA has. Three of former president Nelson Mandela’s grandchildren are to star in a new reality show, it… [Read more…]
The sad thing about this Amanda Knox drama is that the victim (Meredith Kercher), while I am glad justice was arrived at, remains dead and all the world is talking about this minute is the celebration of the release of Amanda Knox after 4 lengthy years of agony. I ask myself, how on earth will the family… [Read more…]
Apple visionary Steve Jobs has passed away at the age of 56 “Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.” – Steve Jobs He certainly left a legaacy.May his soul rest in peace.
Tolu Ojutiku and I just had a late night chat…that was yesterday. Actually, it was already way past midnight. I still was on the phone to a friend when my Blackberry buzzed and it was a breaking news alert from Hitfix. It read “Breaking: Apple visionary Steve Jobs has passed away at the age of… [Read more…]
Steve Jobs’ 2005 Inspirational and legendary Stanford Commencement Address has attracted 10,683,942 views (till date). I have posted the video below for your view as well as the text to his speech. Get ready to be inspired. Money appeared to matter little to Steve Jobs. He told the Wall Street Journal: “Being the richest man in… [Read more…]
“Dear BlackBerry users, we are going to da a update for bbm from 11pm till 5am this to day. You if you don’t send this to all your contacts your update will be cancelled and you would not be allowed to chat with your contacts as you have the old version”. The BlackBerry message (BBM)… [Read more…]
Cocaine: Baba Suwe Arrested At Airport … This popular Yoruba speaking actor, real names Alhaji King Babatunde Ayinla Nurudeen Olasunkanmi Omidina, popularly known as Baba Suwe was arrested by National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA with substances suspected to be hard drugs concealed in his stomach. He was arrested at Muhammed International Airport in Lagos on Wednesday,… [Read more…]
How can a possible 2.5m Lagos residents, out of a population of the estimated 18 million residents in Lagos be crazy? Gone Loppy? Mad? Ok, they have some kind of mental disorder! Do you guys realise this represents 14.1 percent of the total population in Lagos? This is what the Lagos State Commissioner for Health,… [Read more…]
YouWin!!! This is President Jonathan Goodluck’s idea of creating a sort of Business Angel kind of initiative. I am not too sure though of how this will eventually pan out. Honestly speaking, I would have been so mightily excited if it were to be a sort of private initiative, because, do you know why… I hope… [Read more…]
Why are universities founded by churches so expensive? So out of reach of church members. The other day, I was watching Victor Ayara interview the National President of the Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor. One of the questions Victor put forward to Pastor Oritsejafor was on the controversial issue of expensive Church university tuition fees. What Oritsejafor had to say… [Read more…]
The Nigerian rapper, MC Loph, real name Obiajulu Kenneth Nwaozor was buried on Friday, October 28, 2001 along with his sister Chinwe at his family’s compound in Ugwuaro, Anambra State. The rapper who died while driving down to the East along the Benin/Ore road when his automobile crashed on Wednesday, September 14, 2011 was in the company… [Read more…]
I am in the entertainment industry because of my love for creativity. I receive demo and finished materials all the time and I yearn to expose these guys. Two of such guys are singers I honestly believe will rival Wizkid, whom Rockshock reported a few weeks ago had been signed up by Akon’s Konvict Muzik. Anyway,… [Read more…]
N155 billion paid by 71,000 Nigerian students in Ghana. “Athough there isn’t comprehensive data on the number of Nigerian students abroad, recent data has shown that there are about 71,000 Nigerian students in Ghana paying about N155 billion annually as tuition fees as against the annual budget of N121 billion for all federal universities.” The… [Read more…]
According to demographers, the world’s population hit one billion in 1804 and it took 123 years to hit the two billion mark in 1927. However, the pace has accelerated considerably — hitting three billion in 1959, four billion in 1974, five billion in 1987, six billion in1998 and now, seven billion. The UNPF indicates that… [Read more…]
In the midst of it all there are 40 state creation requests sent to the National Assembly. Only in Nigeria. 40 requests for new states, yes , in addition to the 36 states in Nigeria are to be tabled for debate in the National Assembly. This could just be the solution we have been searching… [Read more…]
Let there be light, as U.S bank is set to release $1.5b to Nigeria It is with trepidation and excitement that I read about a U.S. bank which is set to release $1.5b for Nigeria’s electricity reform. Guys, Guys, Guys…..check out what Mr Rick Angioni, the bank’s Regional Director for Africa had to say about… [Read more…]
RACISM IN NIGERIA: WHITES ONLY PLEASE, AS NIGERDOCK SHIPYARD IS ACCUSED Workers Allege Racism In Nigerdock . This has been reported by PM news. The report went on to say that the aggrieved casual workers in the Nigerdock Shipyard on Snake Island Tincan protested yesterday against their inhuman treatment by the company’s management. Now read… [Read more…]
Nigeria retaliates and slashes British Airways flights from 7 to 3 times a week In what is considered a retaliatory move, the Federal Government has slashed British Airways’ (BA) flights to Lagos from seven times a week to three, with effect from Tuesday, November 8 according to reports in THISDAYLIVE.COM Before the flight reduction, the… [Read more…]
Lucky Igbinedion’s “Signature House” Abuja Mansion These photographs are exclusive of saharareporters.com. You know what, I really don’t get it! I never have.I never will and I wouldn’t bother to get into the mindset of these evil leaders we have in Nigeria. It beats me. Seriously, I just can’t wrap my head round it. What… [Read more…]
Hmmmnnn, is this the future? Jamaican wife’s water dun brek A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village doctor in the middle of the night saying “Doc!Doc! Come fas nuh! Is muh wife man! She water dun brek man! She bout to born de chile! “The doctor came over and told the father “Hold de lamp… [Read more…]
What a farce, huh? How long does it take to shit? After 23 days of anticipating the most required “shit” in Nigeria, and kept in detention in the camp of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, over suspicions that he concealed nacortic substance in his stomach, ace comedian, Babatunde Omidina a.k.a. Baba Suwe was… [Read more…]
November 12th 2009 is JSD’s birthday All I wanted was a medium where I could express my thoughts, and instead of moaning, I created one – thanks to WORDPRESS. I am no where near my goals, but I have chosen to persevere and never give up. I have always said and written that anyone that has… [Read more…]
Nurse Omolayo Abayomi begs Jesus for help Omolayo Abayomi, a nurse in the UK, cried ‘Jesus help him’ 20 times before the child’s mother told her to ‘shut up’. This was how Daily Mail reported the story. The parents of the child claimed the Nigerian Nurse threw her hands in the air and begged for… [Read more…]
Kelly Rowland Vs Lady Gaga When the press loves you or hates you, you can always tell. Can anyone tell me if Daily Mail online likes or dislikes Kelly Rowland with this headline: “Here we go again! X Factor finalists arrive for rehearsals ahead of live show, as Kelly wears bizarre head wrap” Diva: Kelly… [Read more…]
Duncan Mighty One of my favourite artiste of this year, the hard working, supremely talented, down to earth Duncan Mighty gave himself an early Christmas present. Well he is now the proud owner of a personalised plate number - “PH 1st Son” Royce Phantom. The artiste with the mega hit “Port Harcourt boy” is reputed for… [Read more…]
Banky W, the artiste behind the hit tune “Lagos party” and CEO of Empire Mates Entertainment, label behind Wiz Kid ordered food from his favourite V.I restaurant and lo and behold, found a live cockroach dancing around his food. Check out hs tweets; And here is Mr Cockroach himself as tweeted by Mr “Lagos Party”… [Read more…]
As Joe Frazier dies…. Mehnnn, all these guys are dying. Steve Jobs, now Smokin Joe Frazier. I know, it’s getting to the end of the year, and the mind naturally looks out for bad news. Famously in Nigeria, and only in Nigeria have the months of September to December, christened the “ember” months by my… [Read more…]
HOSTAGE TAKING: FBI RANKS NIGERIA 4TH IN THE WORLD When it comes to hostage taking and kidnapping, the American Federal Bureau of Investigations (FBI) has given Nigeria the fourth position in its global ranking. To be honest with you, I am quite surprised at this dizzy position, when you consider countries (listed by Terrorism Research)… [Read more…]
Saudi Billionaire Prince Alwaleed to Invest In Nigeria First it was the U.S. Export-Import Bank who signed a deal with Nigeria to provide $1.5 billion for U.S. companies to work in the underperforming power sector, which is holding back growth in the country. Some weeks after, HRH Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal Bin AbdulAziz Alsaud ,… [Read more…]
CLICK TO LISTEN 2011 “THE OVATION RED CAROL” TUNE THE INTERVIEW I had asked Dele Momodu the publisher of Ovation Magazine who was behind this year’s “The Ovation Red Carol” Tune. His immediate reply was OJB. You must crave my indulgence and ignorance here, that is because I had only heard of OJB in passing… [Read more…]
KINDLY STUDY THE PHOTOGRAPH ABOVE. SHE WAS (SUPPOSEDLY) KILLED AND CUT INTO PIECES BY HER BOYFRIEND TODAY. DO YOU KNOW HER? IS THIS TRUE? This post was influenced by a BlackBerry. message I got less than an hour ago. The original BB message is below I jos got & decide 2share it 2save lyfs What is dis… [Read more…]
SURELY SOMEONE MUST KNOW THIS LADY WHO WAS BUTCHERED IN LEKKI, LAGOS? The news about town says she was a model, is this true? Is she a familiar face on the social circuit? Is she on Face Book? Who was it that sent out the original photograph that captured the young lady’s face? Who was it… [Read more…]
Nigeria is boring….. The traffic is horrendous. There is no constant electricity. It is very expensive. We now have toll gates, three of them on a less than 50 km stretch of road. It is boring talking and complaining about these man made Nigerian disasters. This is why Nigeria can be such a bore especially… [Read more…]
It’s another opportunity to start again. 2011 is gone for ever. Many did not make it to the Olympic year. You did. Apart from making another attempt at setting a new year resolution which, let’s face it, never really does it, how do you intend to go about this year. Do you know that, its… [Read more…]
The buzz on the internet and social network media in Nigeria today is about the announcement of the removal of fuel subsidy. So…. Have you thought of doing things differently? That is if your objectives are to accomplish more. I have, and it is for this reasons that I am not going to join the… [Read more…]
It’s the 3rd day already, and I bet its business as usual for many of us out there. I am not under any illusion that many will stop coming to this page because I have made that CHOICE, God’s gift, to change tact. I want to Inspire, Motivate, Encourage and Empower you in what ever… [Read more…]
Now let’s get down to doing something differently. What I tell myself all the time is that my mentors such as Richard Branson and Will Smith do not have two heads. Yes one is White and the other is Black, so as its possible for the White person, so is it for the Black. I… [Read more…]
Where is your daily routine leading you to? Do you have a daily routine to Success or failure? Are you even aware of what you do consciously or unconsciously that may have become a routine? It’s already 6 days old into the new year and you may inadvertently have either continued on the old pattern… [Read more…]
A recording of President Jonathan Goodluck’s fuel subsidy removal speech, carefully put together had been broadcast to the nation. The after thought speech which, when carefully analysed was, in my opinion, put together to appease Nigerians will go down in history, for so many reasons which I am not prepared to go into. A lot… [Read more…]
Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, Governor of Nigeria’s Central Bank says “We are like a poor man with a rich neighbour. The neighbour builds a good house, buys several cars, eat expensive food, travel abroad every year and still have huge balances in several current accounts. Then you choose to live that lifestyle and mortgage your house,… [Read more…]
“One day the poor will have nothing left to eat but the rich.” Ladies and Gentlemen, its fast reaching that stage. As long as you are a Nigerian, you will be affected, indirectly or directly.
When developing goals, the application of “SCARFF™” provides focus and ensures that most areas in our life are looked at. To remind you again, they would include: Spiritual – the essence of your being Career – utilisation of your gifts, talents, special abilities Affecting – deeds of selflessness, investment in others Recreation – leisure, interests,… [Read more…]
Jonathan Goodluck and his subsidised friends can fool some Nigerians all of the time, and all Nigerians some of the time, but you cannot fool all of Nigerians all of the time. Jide Salu (thanks to Abraham Lincoln) -16th President of US (1809 – 1865) I did an extensive research on the internet on the… [Read more…]
BREAKING: Save Nigeria Group announces that the rallies will take a break for the week-end & resume on Monday. #OccupyNigeria RT @DeJiggyman: BREAKING NEWS: The Nigerian Broadcast Commission threatens to sanction TVC over live coverage of #OccupyNigeria protests. RT @NaijaCyberHack: “BREAKING NEWS: FUEL SUBSIDY SCAM: EFCC detains Adenuga, Otedola and othershttp://www.efccnigeria.org” #OccupyNigeria @AmseunlawalOluwaseun Lawal @T_Bakare just said we would give them saturday… [Read more…]
Today is the 5th day of our ongoing civil protest against the oppressive policy of the Federal Government as they feed fat on our resources while expecting the citizens of our nation to fast and pray, and at the same time try hard to remove the crumbs the poor depend on for survival. I salute… [Read more…]
@katty49ngObaitan Catherine RT”@YNaija:Tunde Bakare has announced that protesters will disperse at 12 for Jumnat prayers.No protests saturday and sunday #occupynigeria“ @Malah_sayzMr_MM RT @rosanwo: #OccupyNigeriaprotests will be on recess from 12noon today Friday 13th, 2012 to (cont) tl.gd/fa9ef7 @daisysmylesDaisy RT @rosanwo: #OccupyNigeriaprotests will be on recess frm 12noon 2day Fri 13th, 2012 to re-convey on Monday 16th, 2012 if petrol is not… [Read more…]
At an “Occupy Nigeria” rally organised by the Save Nigeria Group, 10 Nigerians, referred to as Fat cats and Oil cabals were announced as beneficiaries of the Fuel subsidy in Nigeria. Those mentioned are as follows: Cabal No 1 Sayyu Dantata (MRS) Cabal No 2: Oando – Wale Tinubu. Cabal No 3: AP/Zenon Oil -Femi Otedola… [Read more…]
A friend of mine had written the article below, I felt it was so spot on. I asked if I could post and he kindly obliged. Read and be advised. This opportunity must not be allowed to slip by, it may never come again. Happy read. The Speed of Trust I have watched with very… [Read more…]
Fuel Subsidy Removal/Occupy Nigeria – TWEETS OF THE DAY @frickydomeAtolani Ridwan RT @elrufai: RT @omojuwa: It cost us 75% of our wealth to run the government and 25% to run the country. THIS MUST CHANGE! #OccupyNigeria @ITRealmsOnlineRemmy Nweke Nigerian media which reported arrest of some cabals, yanks story off d net following d hacking of EFCC website #fuelsubsidy #occupynigeria… [Read more…]
5 IMPORTANT QUESTIONS TO ASK YOUR PASTOR AND IMAM TODAY I have tried to pass this message across in so many ways. Again I reiterate, “the current protest dubbed ‘occupy Nigeria’ is one opportunity that we must never let pass without achieving a meaningful and visible change in Nigeria’. However we choose to call this… [Read more…]
Occupy Nigeria: Interview with Bakare as he says there is no transformation without sacrifice. Convener of Save Nigeria Group (SNG) and vice presidential candidate of the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC), Pastor Tunde Bakare, has expressed confidence that the mass protest against the removal of fuel subsidy will continue until the President Goodluck Jonathan government… [Read more…]
To be honest I am worried. Very worried, especially when I saw this photo, courtesy of THISAYLIVE.COM. Is it me, or my cynical mind that has viewed this photo differently? I am not sure anymore. I don’t know what to believe. What do you think? Read on…… Those guys in the photograph all looked like”… [Read more…]
I am not tired and I wouldn’t be. It is amazing how after 5 days of down tools, some Nigerians have started to complain of boredom and tiredness. Can’t these Nigerians see that if God is about to deliver a nation, he allows these things to happen? Isn’t it God sent that for a long time, Nigerians of all… [Read more…]
SUBSIDY MADE SIMPLE – PASTOR ‘TUNDE BAKARE, SUNDAY, JANUARY 15, 2012 by Save Nigeria Group (Official Fan Page) on Sunday, 15 January 2012 at 12:14 Pastor ‘Tunde Bakare delivered this expose on Fuel Subsidy at The Latter Rain Assembly a few hours ago (Sunday, 15th Jan.2012). Please read, digest, and share with as many people as you… [Read more…]
10 Inspiring Quotes by Pastor Tunde Bakare If politics, desire for popularity, politicians or their money are the reasons why I led civil protest against Fuel Subsidy…Let my name be removed from the book of Life. BUT If national peace, steady and predictable progress in Nigeria is the reason why I resisted the government.… [Read more…]
Dear Compatriots, 1. This is the second time in two weeks I will address you on the deregulation of the downstream petroleum sector. In the last seven days, the nation has witnessed a disruption of economic activities. Although, the economic imperatives for the policy have been well articulated by government, the Nigerian Labour Congress (NLC)… [Read more…]
AND FINALLY Never before has a Nigerian democratically elected president disappointed his people. Never. Sir Frederick Lord Lugard 1912 – 1919 Sir Hugh Cliford 1919 – 1925 Sir Lukmer Thompson 1925 – 1931 Sir Donald Cameron 1931 – 1935 Sir Barard Boundillion 1935 – 1943 Sir Authur Richard 1943… [Read more…]
Dear Lagosians, For the past few days, I have monitored the developments related to the public protest against the increase in the pump price of petrol. During that period, I have at the invitation of my colleagues in the Governor’s Forum responded to an invitation from the Presidency. My role since last Monday till date… [Read more…]
January 25, 2012
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