#KeepTheNairaGrowing. Omo who cares! abeg make @Omojuwa notice me like Ty Bello (@tybellotweets) notice Olajumoke o jare

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“#KeepTheNairaGrowing jare”

“What do you even think it means sef”

“Shebi its trending, na the latest thing b dat nah”

“You mean you are only jumping on the bandwagon because its trending”

“make u sudden dia o. May be @Omojuwa go retweet, make e notice me ” “#KeepTheNairaGrowing abeg make @Omojuwa notice me like Ty Bello notice Olajumoke” #KeepTheNairaGrowing. Omo who cares! abeg make @Omojuwa notice me like Ty Bello (@tybellotweets) notice Olajumoke o jare

“Please, don’t even bring in Olajumoke into this matter”

“Why?”

“What do you mean by why?”

“Are you jealous ni”

“I knew it. Your attention span is very low”

“Oyibo! English!”

“#KeepTheNairaGrowing is what I started on and you have brought Olajumoke into the matter”

“Yes ke! Olajumoke trend…i jump on d bandwagon. i no get any retweet.  I  don make up my mind say anything wet trend  weather I understand d mata or not i go say something n add hashtag like #KeepTheNairaGrowing jare”

“That’s the issue I have with you Nigerians!”

“U no b Naija ni (Aren’t you Nigerian?)”

“Don’t change the topic again. How can the message of  #KeepTheNairaGrowing  get to the man on the street that does not have a twitter account?”

“Na u dey worry your sef o…everybodi 4 him sef. As long as @omojuwa retweet….e don dey beta b dat. u no know say everybody 4 dis twitter get agenda. u no know. dey sudden dis dey blow grama. #KeepTheNairaGrowing go finish unite, anode one go start and u go c me dis”

“Obviously you have a problem”

“Na u go get problem. Abeg leave mata ….bye bye…people no dey fit joke with you sef!”

Guest Post by Jubril Bello

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