ON A LIGHTER NOTE. Vol 36 – Caught in the act as powerful lens reveal all in the car.

MATHEMATICAL PYRAMID

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn’t it? The power in numbers.

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

Now, take a look at this…

101%

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:

What Equals 100%?


What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?

What equals 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%

And: 

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E


11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But: 

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E


1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:

L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D


12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, It’s the Love of God that will put you over the top!


HOW ABOUT LITTLE JOHNNY?

The naughty, Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.

His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?”

“But Dad, it was not my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That`s when she hit me!”

“Johnny,” the father said. “You don`t do those kind of things to women.”

The very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.

Johnny`s father said, “Johnny, I thought we had a talk!”

“But Dad,” Johnny said, “It was not my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn`t like this, so I pushed it back in!”………

…. AND FINALLY

Sex in the car. Look closely at how this powerful lens caught this act in motion…….

What appears to the natural lens is a parked car under the shade. abi?
Guys, have you seen what I see? Look closely....
Don't tell me you still can't see what am' seeing?
Oh!!
Gotchaaa!!!

How the mind works hehn?

What exactly were you straining your eyes to see through the window?

Have a brilliant weekend guys and God bless.

4 Comments

  1. ojuju says:

    12345679 x 9= 1111111111
    12345679 x (9X2)18 = 22222222222
    12345679 x (9*3) 27= 333333333333
    and so on till 9* 9

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  2. Gerard Onochie says:

    Hmmmm Jide you don spoil finish!!!!! Nice one. Have a good weekend.

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  3. Sisqo says:

    Technically it’s sex on the car not in the car so its ok if we all stretched our necks to look inside

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  4. NoLimit says:

    LOL!!! you got me real good! shege! I was really straining my eyes! gosh…

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